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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 19, 2003 01:54 AM |
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I dunno about the first one yet, but if the second or third happened I would definately say something like that.
Opera > shopping > a bunch of stuff > a bunch of other stuff > sports
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This space for rent.
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted November 19, 2003 02:27 PM |
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i want a slower, more expensive connection and with a low download limit
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GracieMae
Adventuring Hero
Lady of Leisure
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posted November 20, 2003 04:12 AM |
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when did you last hear the taxman say 'Take a year off paying taxes, go shopping, have a good time.'?
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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UndeadLord
Known Hero
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posted November 20, 2003 12:43 PM |
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And how about this "here is my moneys take them no need to pay back. Use them as you want".
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GracieMae
Adventuring Hero
Lady of Leisure
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posted November 20, 2003 01:02 PM |
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Or this one...
'No, I'm afraid the earth didn't move for me, darling'
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted November 20, 2003 01:21 PM |
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Look!! Up in the sky!! It's giant purple hippo's 
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 20, 2003 03:57 PM |
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Actually I'm pretty sure I've said that on more than one occassion...don't know about the exact phrasing though. Blue monkeys and pink elephants are other favorites of mine if you recall.
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This space for rent.
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UndeadLord
Known Hero
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posted November 20, 2003 06:50 PM |
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Have you ever heard that your friend says anything like this "Here is my computer brek it" Or "here is my heroes CD take it. It is free". 
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Delfontes
Known Hero
Sorcerer Extraordinaire
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posted November 20, 2003 07:39 PM |
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I gave my H3 CD to my brother in law, because I had the SOD expansion disk...
Then I got a new computer, and never have gotten it back 
So yeah, I've said "here's my heroes CD, take it"
Now all I can play is H4.
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GracieMae
Adventuring Hero
Lady of Leisure
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posted November 21, 2003 03:01 AM |
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Quote:
I gave my H3 CD to my brother in law, because I had the SOD expansion disk...
Then I got a new computer, and never have gotten it back
So yeah, I've said "here's my heroes CD, take it"
Now all I can play is H4.
I've got the opposite problem to that, for some reason my SOD CD simply refuses to install any more, so I can only play ROE
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The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.
Not all your piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
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fd10801
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 21, 2003 10:41 PM |
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Here's A Sentence You'll Never Hear
"I'm going out for a while... you can use my computer or my stereo 'til I get back."
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*Are you a human?*
No. I'm a frozen meatcicle
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 18, 2006 10:59 AM |
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Dial up ROCKS 
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 18, 2006 02:11 PM |
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I saw Malcolm X at the seven eleven last night and he was buying milk.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 18, 2006 02:40 PM |
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N'sync rules!
(or if you hear that the sayer must be a lunatic )
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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yubq
Hired Hero
rosesmasher
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posted August 18, 2006 03:24 PM |
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Quote:
"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."¡ªWashington, D.C., May 4, 2006
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted August 18, 2006 04:45 PM |
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 18, 2006 04:49 PM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 18, 2006 04:49 PM |
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Frog cannon for sale, $5
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What are you up to
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 18, 2006 10:25 PM |
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Joseph Federline has left Britney Spears, saying "It was wrong to leave my pregnant girlfriend and shack up with you. It was just wrong!"
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 21, 2006 07:38 AM |
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"I was just trying to be like Wook."
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