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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 22, 2005 06:39 AM |
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Tavern of the Setting Sun
Have some ale, tell us your story.
You'll probably need alot of ale, because if you're here then you'll most likely be looking to drown your sorrows and escape from the light heartedness of the Rising Sun, because you know that when the sun goes down the cheery ones finish last.
Telling the truth never leads to anything good.
Jokes are used to make up for a lack of intelligence.
Dreams... I don't sleep anymore.
Bob is a imbecilic name.
Lost is all there is to life, no matter what season.
Who would want to tour in Australia anyway?
Hockey is a dead sport.
Music dulls the mind and dumbs the senses.
Real people don't like having fun.
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John says to live above hell.
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MightyMage
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posted October 22, 2005 07:16 AM |
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That's right TA. You go. Now how bout some free ale?
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Trogdor
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posted October 22, 2005 07:52 AM |
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Hey TA, where's your other source of selling beer to the bar (The Aussie Pub)?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 23, 2005 07:55 AM |
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I think they killed the Aussie Pub.
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Trogdor
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posted October 28, 2005 01:41 PM |
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Oh yeah.
I feel quite disgruntled right now.
DAMN YOU LEO LION!!!!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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toss toss toss
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posted October 31, 2005 01:41 PM |
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Yo TA you wanna grab me a bottle of tequila? Thanks man.
* TA walks over with an opened bottle of tequila*
Hey hey! Dont get stingy now, bring a full bottle. I need to drink many worries away!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 01, 2005 11:47 AM |
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Throws Slayer a key. Catch, it opens the tequila cabinet. You look like you'll be needing it. What's getting you down?
As for trogdor, have a few on the house.
For me, this air is so.. thick, tonight. It makes me depressed.
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John says to live above hell.
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posted November 01, 2005 12:13 PM |
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"Goes to the cabinet and gets out one of the fancy bottles with a scorpion in the bottle."
Sit friend, lets drink up and figure out the best way to cure hangovers in the morning... am i supposed to eat this scorpion floating in my bottle?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 01, 2005 12:33 PM |
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No the scorpion just adds to the taste. You only eat it when things get really bad, but there's nothing a good drink can't cure.
I find the best way to cure the hangover is to crack two eggs into a glass, wash the glass out, fill it with water and take a panadol.
*picks up the bottle*
Really takes the weight of the world off your shoulders, doesn't it?
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John says to live above hell.
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posted November 01, 2005 01:38 PM |
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Funny; you'd think sake would be the bestseller at a tavern of the rising sun...
-Guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 02, 2005 09:57 AM |
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True... but this isn't the tavern of the rising sun. It's the tavern of the setting sun, we come here to escape from the goings on in the rising sun.
You don't need to translate misery into English.
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Guitarguy
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posted November 02, 2005 11:05 AM |
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Understood. Actually, why not put this tavern in the wastelands, so as not to bring it into immediate conflict with its antithesis? 
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You don't need to translate misery into English.
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-Guitarguy
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posted November 03, 2005 01:35 PM |
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Ok, basically, (i need to explain this) this tavern is BETTER than the other and we know it, if you come here you get a lot of grog and by then, well boy do you have a story to tell.
And the sun is setting so you're wretched. If you don't get it, drown your confusion with some of this (hands Guitarguy a bottle of bright green liquid) and then you won't care.
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John says to live above hell.
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Sirus_Wraith
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posted November 04, 2005 03:13 AM |
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Greetings, I was wondering if one of you could enlighten me on Ranking of the game...you know when you beat a scenerio?
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posted November 04, 2005 03:19 PM |
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Have a gin and forget about it. It's obviously bothering you.
Or you could clarify your question. Up to you.
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John says to live above hell.
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pandora
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posted December 19, 2005 09:35 PM |
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I think you should all be very impressed at my ability to have read the following line without giving it a -QP 
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Hockey is a dead sport.
grrrr.... this tavern smells like cabbage
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posted December 20, 2005 10:03 AM |
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It ain't the tavern Panny...it's just you
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted December 20, 2005 11:15 AM |
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Psh. No -qp's in here. Just have some Old Turkey, and forget that you're actually angry at the person who's offering you a free drink.
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Aculias
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posted May 10, 2007 11:02 AM |
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Ok I want some ale i got a story for you.
My back still hurts from a month ago from carrying 67 boxes of almost 100 pounds of 3 quarter inch hardwood as long as a bed.
Twice
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 10, 2007 11:05 AM |
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If that's what you want to call it 
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