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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted August 23, 2006 10:05 AM |
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I here by open the israely empolyers from sualty's union!
Me and TnT demand High contidions! and i..we demend a female clearner,who is between ages 18 to 25 and must look good..
also,i demend a mash petato's every thursday,bursht every friday,and taranka every few hours..
You do not demand anything, this is my shop now get out.
Your dead btw, you choked on your keys, so no more posting in my shop, and do not even think about it.
Otherwise I will have to get Trogdor to burninate you, and that is not pretty 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 23, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Dont make me LOL!
Im loling at you!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 23, 2006 10:14 AM |
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Dont make me LOL!
Im loling at you!
*william gets a gun and shots anti in the head*
NOW STAY DEAD THIS TIME PLEASE!!!!
Now, this place will be ripped down, and newer, more sophisticated building will be put in it's place.
This will happen in about 5 days, the plans are made, and all is set.
I hope you can wait
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 23, 2006 12:56 PM |
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Willi is right. This place has become a dump because of you Antipaladin.
It will be way better next time around.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 23, 2006 01:24 PM |
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lol just becouse wili said he killed me and mightymage doesnt means he did..lol!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 23, 2006 01:26 PM |
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lol just becouse wili said he killed me and mightymage doesnt means he did..lol!
It does actually, you are wrong, and me and Trogdor, as the owners of this shop, are 100% correct.
Now die already and be sure not too leave to bad of a smell, actually I will just burn your corpse.
*burns Anti's corpse and then throws it into the sea where it gets eaten by fish*
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted August 23, 2006 08:07 PM |
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WIll............you keep saying you killed everyone, so they need to leave......but I KILLED YOU, so YOU need to LEAVE! I can't say that in any simpler words......so quit ignoring me and get out of OUR shop!!!! No one is dead but you.....and you're just making a fool of yourself...nice job!
Buh-byez now!
Thanx Kooka......payment of food will be quite alright. TNT...what's wrong? Why are you mad at me....I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You're still our male dancer! Now go dance for that pretty lady over there!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 23, 2006 11:08 PM |
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666 is onboard
A round of Old Salty's Sour Squid Juice coming right up
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 24, 2006 05:11 AM |
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*walks out of office and sees a demonic impish child-thing furiously yelling at a soggy william dragging an anchor around his ankle*
Uh, hey folks. What did I miss? Ooh, customers. Quick Salty Staff, get the chairs with clamps. These one's arn't getting away.
Kooka, did we change the salad bar today? No? Good. We wouldn't want to waste all that valuble green stuff.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 24, 2006 05:25 AM |
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Kooka, did we change the salad bar today? No? Good. We wouldn't want to waste all that valuble green stuff.
Whatever you say boss even the stuff that wasn't green before, now is... And some of it is trying to move out of the salad bowl... I think we need to put some nice tight lids on all the bowls to keep our salad escaping
But the good news that it still tastes like chiken... What do you mean a cucumber salad? 
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 24, 2006 06:59 AM |
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eh...cucumber/chicken/fish. It all tastes the same here and in the end it always ends up in the same place. What do I care if the...HEY my salad bar is escaping! Someone catch it so I can make money off of it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 24, 2006 08:41 AM |
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WIll............you keep saying you killed everyone, so they need to leave......but I KILLED YOU, so YOU need to LEAVE! I can't say that in any simpler words......so quit ignoring me and get out of OUR shop!!!! No one is dead but you.....and you're just making a fool of yourself...nice job!
Buh-byez now!
Thanx Kooka......payment of food will be quite alright. TNT...what's wrong? Why are you mad at me....I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You're still our male dancer! Now go dance for that pretty lady over there!
Boring, get outta my tavern now, you damn stranger, and do not bother coming back, we have had your kind before and we do not need them again.
So get the hell out and stay out!!!
My shop my rules, capeche?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 24, 2006 08:55 AM |
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*walks out of office and sees a demonic impish child-thing furiously yelling at a soggy william dragging an anchor around his ankle*
Uh, hey folks. What did I miss? Ooh, customers. Quick Salty Staff, get the chairs with clamps. These one's arn't getting away.
Kooka, did we change the salad bar today? No? Good. We wouldn't want to waste all that valuble green stuff.
You heard william, GET THE HELL OUT OR ELSE!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted August 24, 2006 09:02 AM |
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"Ugh I keep hearing voices" *shakes head*
*chacing the salad as it makes it's way off the bench, gathering it up and placing it back on the chopping board. Grabs a knife and begins chopping it into fine pieces then tosses it into a pot, adding one carp head and a pinch of salt*
Old Salty's Carp Casserole coming right up
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 24, 2006 09:05 AM |
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"Ugh I keep hearing voices" *shakes head*
*chacing the salad as it makes it's way off the bench, gathering it up and placing it back on the chopping board. Grabs a knife and begins chopping it into fine pieces then tosses it into a pot, adding one carp head and a pinch of salt*
Old Salty's Carp Casserole coming right up
If you are hearing voices then get out.
Since Trogdor is back me and him run this place, and it is not called Old Salty's anymore.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 24, 2006 06:27 PM |
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Wow, our food can walk... 
Does it do tricks too?
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 24, 2006 07:08 PM |
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Wow, our food can walk...
Does it do tricks too?
Only if it gets a nice treat afterwards, lets say well fed 16 year old annoying australian kids.
I think William deserves a free salty casserol dinner for being such a good eh... Well for just hanging around and disturbing the peace
Hospital fees and medical insurance is not included.
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted August 24, 2006 07:41 PM |
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I will, and you cannot ressurect the dead, this is reality, this is my shop and Trogdor's shop, we can run this ourself.
NOW GET OUT!!!
you said it yourself William......a long time ago, but you said it. You can't ressurect the dead.....and you were dead......so you can't come back. Now once again........
Buh-Byez!
*everyone realizes how stupid william really is and also remembers the basement where MM puts all the people he doesn't want around. They take a pic of WIlliam and Trogdor and throw them down in the basement along with all the liers lawyers. Kooka takes the pictures and puts them on the wall of shame.*
Hmmm......peace and quiet..AGAIN! FINALLY!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 27, 2006 09:05 AM |
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DC, your inability to run a shop has cost you dearly. Now do as I say and put your portrait on the wall of shame and get out of my sight for as long as I'm still alive, which in this case is forever.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 27, 2006 02:11 PM |
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heh,topic starter=>show owner unless he says otherwise.
Cappish will\trog.
anyhow dont you think that the person who hate emo's the much(trogo\will) are actually most emo's in hc? 
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