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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted March 13, 2009 06:58 PM |
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I dare to challange anybody who challanges somebody ELSE!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted March 13, 2009 07:04 PM |
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Bring it on diablo!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted March 14, 2009 05:01 AM |
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Hmm lots of challenges. Lets see what our braintrust can come up with. Give me a couple days to recover from my severe dehydration.
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Stratos
Hired Hero
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posted March 14, 2009 09:51 AM |
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I can take both of you guys on.Like taking Candy from a baby.
Mytical. There are plenty of women out there. See you in a couple days.
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted March 15, 2009 09:08 PM |
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Quote:
Bring it on diablo!
Your dead, and i am not needing a knuckle sandwich today.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted March 23, 2009 08:00 AM |
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Laadddiees and Gentlemen, welcome back to the Deeeesssspputtee Ring. Where epic battles are fought, and then cut and edited down to a few minutes so you miss all the good parts!!
Tonights contest is between Lucky Dwarf and Serpent 2. Lets go down to the ring for the official introductions!
Announcer 1 -First we have Serpent 2. A giant snake with not 1 but 2 heads! Look at the size of that snake, its huge!
Announcer 2 - Yeah but the word from the locker room is..that is the only thing big about it....
Announcer 1 - Hush you. We have word that Lucky Dwarf is coming to the ring...but I don't see him.
Announcer 2 - What? He's right there!
Announcer 1 - Right where? All I see is a kid, must be like a contest winner or something...
Announcer 2 - Seriously? A kid with a beard?! Come on even you arn't that dense.
Annoucer 1 - Ah *clears throat* Lucky Dwarf, the luckiest dwarf alive. Alright there is the bell, talk about a size difference!
Round 1 - LD maybe small, but he is mighty mighty, and agile. It seems to be a pretty even contest. He is having some trouble fighting off the second head, but the snake is having some trouble finding him let alone attacking him. This could go on for sometime folks. Wait..a little rainbow appeared over Lucky Dwarves head, the snakes heads become entertwined. LD goes for the pin..and we have a winner! Lucky Dwarf wins due to well..Luck..go figure.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 23, 2009 08:35 AM |
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Winterfate said he would quarter me in the "XeroX" thread, so THERE!
I challenge Winterfate and XeroX to a battle with our Videogame passions! Heroes vs Pokémon vs Warcraft!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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winterfate
Supreme Hero
Water-marked Champion!
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posted March 23, 2009 08:36 AM |
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@Lexxan: You're on!
Although we both know who's going to win. 
(Xerox!  )
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If you supposedly care about someone, then don't push them out of your life. Acting like you're not doing it doesn't exempt you from what I just said. - Winterfate
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted March 23, 2009 08:37 AM |
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K got several ahead of that match, and creativity is a bit low right now, but I will do eeet! 
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted April 01, 2009 11:55 AM |
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Ladies and Gentlemen. I am announcing a special bout for later tonight. After much wheeling and dealing, and much bribery, I have been able to obtain some legal wavers from a few of the HC community AND authorization from Val. That means that I can hold the Pillow fight I have been wanting to hold tonight. It will be between Pandora, Kookastar, Me, and Asheera. It will be posted about 10pm est. Keep tuned.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted April 01, 2009 12:01 PM |
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Please don't let this be a aprils fool. PLEASE.
And my tip is win by hidden morning star KO.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted April 02, 2009 03:52 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 03:53, 02 Apr 2009.
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As promised we now go to ringside while we prepair for our next bout.
Announcer 1 - There is rumors that the participants will be wearing special outfits for this match!
Announcer 2 - Oooo likefrench maids, Naughty nurses, and the like?
Announcer 1 - that is the rumor. Here they come now!
Pandora is dressed as ... a Stormtrooper!
Kookastar is dressed as .... a Droid!
Asheera is dressed as .... A bounty Hunter!
Mytical is dressed as .... A wookie!
Announcer 1 - So..they are in full body outfits that cover each and everything!?
Announcer 2 - Well ... it is April Fools after all....
Round 1 - Well with all that odd clothing on this is not much of a pillowfight. They can barely move. Mytical seems to be having the hardest time. Probably wearing high heels in order to carry off the wookie look. On the other hand Asheera seems to be having the easiest time with her outfit. She is breaking out a ... pillow bazooka! Feathers are flying everywhere. It looks like we have a clear winner. Asheera via APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
((Was going to just not have a match, but after Azagal's post, just didn't have the heart to. Hope you all enjoyed.))
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted April 28, 2009 09:22 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 09:23, 28 Apr 2009.
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As promised (though very much late) we now continue with our Challenges Bouts. Today's bout is Miru Vs Startune.
Announcer 1- This should be an easy bout for the Mod Startune, after all everybody knows that Mods have a advantage in these types of things.
Announcer 2 - Not to mention they all belong to the Mod Squad, not exactly known for their 'fair play'.
Announcer 1 - Well here is Miru. He wears a mask, so I am assuming he is a Luchador style Wrestler. They are known to pull off some big upsets, and for their high flying and death defying wrestling style.
Announcer 2 - We are still waiting on Startune..of course Startune hasn't been seen for some time....wait somebody from the Mod Squad is coming down.
Elvin - Startune can't be here. Maybe because Startune hasn't been here for a long long time? So we are substituting somebody. It is our secret weapon!
Announcer 1 - Oh no..it can't be! Val have mercy on us all! It is ... it is ...
Announcer 2 - The Giant Panda!!! But wait..Omegadestroyer is not a member of the Mod Squad, and we all know he is the Giant Panda...the bell is ringing .. time to go to the mat for the show.
Round 1 - It is David versus Goliath, it is speed versus strength..it is ..over? Miru just got sat on by the Giant Panda, that is now eating Bamboo? Wait..they got an actual Giant Panda? Is that even legal?
((The moral of the story? Watch out for Giant Pandas!))
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted April 29, 2009 04:23 PM |
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LOL Mytical.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 09, 2009 10:00 AM |
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Ladies and Gentlemen - Tonight instead of our regularly scheduled program we have a special fight.
Announcer 1 - We have a regularly scheduled program? Since when?
Announcer 2 - Hush let them finish.
Tonight's fight is Mytical vs Aculias with the special bellringer being Pandora. Lets introduce our contestants.
From the heart of chaos, the corner of everywhere and nowhere it is Mytical!
From locations unknown, even to him, we have Aculias!
The match is a no DQ, no holds barred match.
Round 1 - They are throwing everything but the kitchen sink at each other. Wait..there goes a kitchen sink. Really putting on a show tonight. Mytical goes high, Aculias goes low, and the ref goes to sleep. I mean...it is an intense battle..one for the ages.
Round 2 - Aculias breaks out the Deoderant, Mytical breaks out in a cold sweat. Be thankful you can't see this..it is NOT pretty. Pandora is confused (but arn't we all), and has no clue what is going on. She is not the only one.
Round 3 - We've had Mallets, we've had fish, we've had Soda for 2 bits..but now it looks like Mytical is ready to end this. Yes there it is .. Mytical just KO'd Aculias with a Grand Piano.
Announcer 1- Grand my foot, couldn't cost more then a couple hundred..
Announcer 2 - Not THAT kind of grand you moron!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 09, 2009 10:10 AM |
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loool just loool
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted June 09, 2009 02:00 PM |
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I went to bed a few minutes too early! Great stuff Mytical
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted June 09, 2009 03:56 PM |
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 17, 2010 02:55 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 15:06, 17 Jul 2010.
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Ok, may have a little reemergence here, but possibly for only one match and for THAT match to happen BOTH participants must give EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT here in THIS thread.
SO...
JollyJoker
Elodin
Special grudge match between the two. IF you give your consent, you agree to ALL of the following. Read carefully.
1) You realize this is for entertainment purposes only.
2) You agree not to whine about the outcome.
3) Any perceived insults are for entertainment only, so no getting upset about anything that may be said or done here. Refer to rule 1.
4) Feel free to comment on the whole thing, but keep it light hearted. This thread is supposed to be meant for rule 1.
5) I will give you BOTH a chance to post me in a match in this ring, and carte blanc to whip me with a wet noodle (or you know, have fun with it) IF both agree to participate.
@ JJ / Elodin Failure to post some variation of : No thanks, rather not, etc within 7 days will be the same as agreement. HCM me is not good enough, must be posted here. 
NOW!!! WHO WANTS TO SEE A JJ VS ELODIN GRUDGE MATCH?!!?!
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Geny 
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 17, 2010 03:45 PM |
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