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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 16, 2008 01:01 PM |
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Haha, nice one Mytical. 
Keep them coming. You are doing a great job, hehe.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 16, 2008 01:03 PM |
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But we know don't we  I had to sabotage the lights.
Yes, we have to do what we have to do to save the Squad secrets. Otherwise, everything will end in chaos.
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What will happen now?
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 16, 2008 01:45 PM |
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Edited by Azagal at 13:50, 16 Aug 2008.
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For men comes in all sizes, for women only comes in too small, and WAYY to small.
Yeah!! LOL that was awesome.... 
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 16, 2008 01:47 PM |
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Hey I completely forgot I signed up for this thing.
Meh.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 16, 2008 02:02 PM |
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted August 16, 2008 04:49 PM |
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I'll show you how this works, TNT.
I challenge TNT to a duel, man vs chickman.
You asked for it. 
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 16, 2008 08:58 PM |
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Alright, time to get this match started
crowd: 'bout time!
shhh... Alright, everyone, time for the match up of the week: a grudge match, Elvin, MM and azagal vs Lexxan. Out of pity and mainly out of boredom we let Lex choose two 'volunteers' for this match to fight alongside him. So give a round of applause to Geny and kooka as well. Mytical is out, now, to go get some treats, so we'll just continue without her.
In one corner, we have team one, with our great, nimble and mainly overrated elf-boy, ELVIN! Supported by a deliciously insane ball of modding madness, MIGHTYMAGE! Closed up with our German saint from Tokyo, Azagal!
In the other corner, we have team two, lead by our great and brawny unicorn/ disney character/ belgian, Lexxan! Followed up by the ever bored, funny guy, Geny! And closed up with... Wait a sec... Kookastar? Okay, another mod... Brilliant!
It seems that Mytical hasn't come back, yet, so we'll just start without her, if noone minds. Off course not, since you're all a wonderful audience.
Crowd: Boo!
Stop throwing tomatoes at me! Anyways, The match up starts in three, two, one, GO!
Round 1- And Elvin immediately kicks off by knocking an arrow from his bow. And he... Aww, sorry folks, missed... The mad MM starts to fling fireballs in random directions, forcing his companions to run to the other side. Azagal rushes to Lexxan, shouting something. Lexxan doesn’t respond kindly and charges on his unicorn... How did he-? Nevermind, paople, geny starts praying for some odd and strange reason and kooka tries to dodge elvin’s arrows. Azagal almost reached Lex and tries to hit him with a mechanical arm and... Awww... It seems that azagal has been hit by one of MM’s fireballs and tries to retreat, now. Lexxan almost reaches azagal and... *DING*
The end of round one. The firm referee backhands Lex and takes away his unicorn. MM starts shouting penality for some reason and Geny... Is still praying... It seems...
But before the ref can ask what geny is doing, round 2 is on it’s way. *3* *2* *1* *DING*
Round 2- MM hasn’t actually stopped, so he just continues with what he’- buwait! Elvin knocked on anote rarrow and actually hit poor kooka. Poor kooka is trying to pull out the... Ugh, it’s just gruesome. Lex in a panic turns to geny and shouts something. I can’t hear it, but the word pandora pops up. Geny suddenly gets up and rushes to lex Azagal, showing great willpower and regenerative capabilities is also running to poor lex., but another fireball lands between the three and shoots them to either side of the ring. And... *DING*
The round is over. Kooka finally pulls the arrow out... Ugh, that’s just gory... Anyways, it seems that Geny didn’t feel like helping lex too much. It would take a miracle to... Sorry folks, it seems that kooka persuaded geny to stay on their side. MM is still going insane and azagal is badly hurt, being struck twice, already.
1 2 3 *DING* round3- And MM does what he’s made for, appare- OOOOHHH, That’s got to hurt, elvin got a punch right in the face thanks to the lightning reflexes of kooka. Geny and lex try to divert azagal away from- but wait! It seems that a coconut landed on Geny’s head! That’s right, folks, a coconut, but I don’t see an african swallow nearby! And, apparently, my dear colleague, mytical returned and... Yes, it seems that mytical snuck on stage and hit azagal on the hit for some mystified reason. The ref isn’t too happy about this. He comes up and disqualifies both geny, azagal for using a foreign object. Mytical as well... those are worries for later as *DING*
end of the round...
Okay, I’m really curious about the reasons of Mytical’s coconut attack , but *DING* Damn...
Round 4- Kooka rushes to elvin, but before she could land a blow, MM knocks both elvin and kooka off stage. It’s between MM and lex , now. Lex tries to dodge MM’s insane fireballs, but gets scorched here and there. Lex gets blown back. MM stops and! He sits on the ground? That’s right, MM sits on the ground, ladies and gentlemen. MM gets up, now, the crowd anxiously awaiting his next move. MM shouts for a penality, ladies and gents. And he runs off... It seems that Lex won by default, ladies and gents. By default, the disno-man won...
What would that penality be about?
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 16, 2008 09:05 PM |
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This was great
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 16, 2008 09:10 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:10, 16 Aug 2008.
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W000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!
I'm undefeatable
<*checks status*> after 4398 posts 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 16, 2008 09:23 PM |
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Yay! Lexxan survived . So I can fight him later! Hopefully the rabid bears wont be mauling me...
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted August 16, 2008 10:12 PM |
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Edited by Oscarius at 22:12, 16 Aug 2008.
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It seems that a coconut landed on Geny’s head! That’s right, folks, a coconut, but I don’t see an african swallow nearby!
ROFL, to much Monty Python for u
(atleast I think it is )
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Need moar avatars!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 16, 2008 10:43 PM |
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@ Oscarius: right.
@ Mytical: We need a match between TNT and Acu IMHO. and: I'd like to host one as well
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 17, 2008 12:21 AM |
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LEXX teaming up with a MOD and GENY!!!  
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 17, 2008 06:14 AM |
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Nice job Dagoth.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 17, 2008 06:24 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 12:42, 17 Aug 2008.
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The next bout will be TNT vs Eugen. This is the place holder for the match. . Nice job DG, as for another guest announcer...ok Lex. You have to make the matchup, lets see what you got.
Laaaaaddddiiiieeeesss and Germs..I mean Gentlemen. Tonight we have a special match. Also called the Thunder Down Under, The Huragami Tsunami, it is the Title Wave Match. Tonight two competitors will be competeting for the welter weight championship belt. But, they will NOT be competing in our ring..oh no ladies and gentlemen. They will be fighting on a log, 100' feet in the air, under a our very own waterfall. The ONLY way to win is if your opponit falls off the log!
Lets go down to meet the competitors.
Our first competitor is a real firecracker, he has a short fuse, and he is ready to bring the pain. He is TNT
Hailing from the Underdark, servant to the High Priestess herself..he is Eugen (sorry, not sure WHAT to make of your avatar)
Round 1 - Well they are being as cautious as they can with the torrent of water coming pourind down on there heads. Being on a slippery log doesn't help much either. Both are known for their high flying, but in that mess, not going to see much air acrobatics.
Both are trying to grapple, but the water makes em slicker then snot on a hog.
Round 2 - They are getting their sea legs and are starting to pick up the pace. Both are starting to take some chances, doing some leaps and martial arts moves. These two are both high flyers and risk takers, this could turn out to be either our best or our shortest match...ever. Nope..there is the bell..that means round 3.
Round 3 - TnT is up...up...way up. How did he get that much air against the force of the waterfall? Here he comes...down...down...CRACK..there goes the log. Both are falling. It looks like it is going to come down to who lands in the water first. Wait...Eugen was able to grab ahold of some poor bystander.. Oh my..TnT has ahold of a small limb. How can they fight now? The bystander doesn't seem to happy about Eugen clinging to them .. they pushed Eugen off. TNT is the winner!
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Message received.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 17, 2008 10:15 AM |
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We need a match between TNT and Acu IMHO
I think that Acu vs. Anti would be much more interesting. Or should they be tag team partners? The AA English Teachers!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 17, 2008 12:48 PM |
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Ok, update is up. Now a word from our sponsers. We at Peanut Planters Headquarters get ask all the time where we plant our peanuts, and where we get them from. Here at Peanut Planters Headquarters we are able to grow our Peanuts from the purest funny farms. We take rich soil made from the best humor around, and are able to produce the highest quality peanuts. As to where we plant them..well that is a trade secret. Panters Peanuts Headquarters, where the Peanuts of today are the humor of tommorrow.
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Message received.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 17, 2008 12:56 PM |
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If that's supposed to be some sort of hint, I don't get it... not until I'm payed well enough..
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 17, 2008 12:58 PM |
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Rofl, no no hint. I am doing a bunch of 'sponsor' bits just for kicks. Havn't you noticed?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 17, 2008 01:06 PM |
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Oh... pity. It's been a long time since someone bribed me received a fully deserved peanut from me.
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