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Baklava
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posted April 09, 2014 09:54 PM

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if you're on the scent of a girl who actually enjoys a lot of physical contact in public, then man, go for it! those girls are wild in the sack.

Huh. The exact opposite where I come from. Those that repress it in public are traditionally the craziest for that stuff in my humble experience.

Cultural differences, I suppose. Either that or our data samples are not large enough to account for entire nations.

Knowing the two of us, my money's on the former. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BRAH

GIVE IT HERE
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 10:07 PM

Storm-Giant said:
You are so cute, NoobX

:3


@Bak, thanks, bro You are one of the few people that understand that I'm only 15.
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artu
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posted April 09, 2014 10:26 PM

Isnt noob like 17 by now?! Internet isnt the Simpsons you know. And I actually supported him saying something similar to you Baklava, it's quite an ordinary conversation for that age. I just fixed the misunderstanding between Noob and mvass where Noob constantly kept saying it really happened as if mvass claimed it didnt.

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Aron
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posted April 09, 2014 10:39 PM

hehe
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NoobX
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posted April 09, 2014 10:39 PM

I was 13 when I joined HC in 2011. Now I'm 15 and I'll turn 16 on May 15.
All clear now?
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Baklava
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posted April 09, 2014 10:40 PM
Edited by Baklava at 22:41, 09 Apr 2014.

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You are one of the few people that understand that I'm only 15.

Which is not a bad thing, really. See how they reacted to you the same way they'd react to me, if I told a chick the same? Shows that folks take you for an equal; same as they would if you were well in your twenties. A sign of being accepted and all. It's just your actions that matter, and through the guys not cutting you slack due to age, you can get the ropes faster and acquire a better understanding of how young ''adults'' (and their society) function. Granted, this is the interwebz, and HC is a good example of anything but a functional society, but nonetheless, wherever this happens, don't take it hard, cause it's a positive matter.

The problem is that, oftentimes, young adults are far from an authority on a lot of things they believe themselves to be. So, look at them, understand how they work, and realize for yourself what they're right and what they're wrong about. Never close yourself to free and open interaction with anyone or anything.

Except, of course, the Jews.

^ See? Racist humor is one of the things you should not pick up, even from a wise old hermit like me.

Because then you might think it's just a joke and then hang out with the Jews.
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Storm-Giant
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posted April 09, 2014 10:49 PM

NoobX said:
Storm-Giant said:
You are so cute, NoobX

:3

I did not forget to mention that I am a sexual predator and I'm going to visit Serbia next week, right?
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 09, 2014 10:53 PM

You're visiting Serbia. It is you who should be scared, not me.
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Baklava
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posted April 09, 2014 10:59 PM

Of mind-boggling amounts of calories and cholesterol, mostly.
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artu
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posted April 09, 2014 11:00 PM

Baklava said:
Quote:
if you're on the scent of a girl who actually enjoys a lot of physical contact in public, then man, go for it! those girls are wild in the sack.

Huh. The exact opposite where I come from. Those that repress it in public are traditionally the craziest for that stuff in my humble experience.

Cultural differences, I suppose. Either that or our data samples are not large enough to account for entire nations.

Knowing the two of us, my money's on the former. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BRAH

GIVE IT HERE

Looks like Hitchcock agrees with the latter opinion:
page 93

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Storm-Giant
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posted April 09, 2014 11:03 PM

Doesn't sound scary....but enough of off-topic anyways.
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Baklava
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posted April 09, 2014 11:11 PM
Edited by Baklava at 23:11, 09 Apr 2014.

@Artu
Well, "Vertigo", for instance, illustrates that perfectly. What a beautiful film.
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artu
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posted April 09, 2014 11:29 PM
Edited by artu at 23:30, 09 Apr 2014.

I wouldnt call myself a fan (cause I havent seen ALL of his films) but I am a great admirer of Hitchcock. It's amazing how his films lose almost nothing of their power when even films from the 80's of that genre turn into comedy material. The reason of that is, effects may age fast but good writing and suspense based on psychology is solid as a rock. Anyway, I remember reading something from him saying how cold blondes like Grace Kelly turn into real snows in the bedroom and are actually much more sexual than the Marylin type... or something like that.  I came by the other quote googling for that.  

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mvassilev
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posted April 09, 2014 11:37 PM

I forgot Noob was 15, I thought he registered at 15. Makes more sense now.
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fred79
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posted April 10, 2014 12:15 AM
Edited by fred79 at 00:18, 10 Apr 2014.

Baklava said:
Quote:
if you're on the scent of a girl who actually enjoys a lot of physical contact in public, then man, go for it! those girls are wild in the sack.

Huh. The exact opposite where I come from. Those that repress it in public are traditionally the craziest for that stuff in my humble experience.

Cultural differences, I suppose. Either that or our data samples are not large enough to account for entire nations.

Knowing the two of us, my money's on the former. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BRAH

GIVE IT HERE


i've found both to be true, actually. maybe i'm not speaking from the right perspective.

maybe there's a correlation between how i get 'em worked up, and their performance?

makes sense to me.

lol, just watched the video. that's ****in' rad.

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meroe
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posted April 10, 2014 01:40 AM

Yeah I also forgot Nooby was only 15.  I thought he was about 17 by now ????

Noob - concentrate on your schoolwork for crying out loud.  You are  far too young for a girlfriend.  Keep your head in your books and stop moping after girls.

Actually in all seriousness you need to get your head together.  Put your education first, because when you are older, unless you can hold down a job and bring in the moolah, you aint ever having a girlfriend - well not one that isn't shared with all the other pi$$heads you share a box with under the bridge.

If this young lady likes you, she will hang around and make it easy for you to ask her for a date.  If she is just interested because she is under the illusion that you are some kind of James Dean type, well then she isn't for you.  
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NoobX
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posted April 10, 2014 07:35 AM

You shouldn't worry about my grades, they are just fine. And by fine I meant nothing below a B.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted April 10, 2014 10:54 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 10:58, 10 Apr 2014.

PFft, Meroe is just blowing the mainstream steam out of her ass.

At the end of the day, the only thing you'd want a good education for is for a good job. All in all to attract a female into your nest. So, all I'm seeing is that yer taking short-cuts. So kudos.

Good work lad and carry on, and remember: no material knowledge or wealth can ever measure up to the value of a woman's company. This is no Hollywood movie where the tramp bags the lady, but if you appreciate what I've said, then you're no tramp, even if yer eating out of bins and cursing yer luck for finding only 1/4 of a sandwich when you wanted at least half.
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DagothGares
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posted April 10, 2014 12:12 PM

For what it's worth. I thought that conversation was awesome, but I'm a sucker for for this kind of stuff and I like modern poetry.
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Adrius
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posted April 29, 2014 08:56 PM

First time dating someone that I consider intellectually superior to me.

Like, someone actually confronting my bull**** and challenging me to become a better person.

Seriously, ****ing yay.

Oh yeah and the wind-surfing-hook-up plan failed, I guess I never told you that. Turns out she didn't live near the shore like, AT ALL.

~good times...
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