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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 22, 2014 06:39 PM |
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That explains the triple lock on the basement door, and also the fact that there are multiple doors...
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 06:40 PM |
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The "Ah ha suckers" that Kip says was supposed to be directed at Azzie and Smithey. My fault for not making that clear.
So Stevie wasn't referred to in any real way. However, if he doesn't see the humor, there is no point in him being included.
I am positive that the rest of you guys understand my humor. At least, I hope 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted May 22, 2014 06:43 PM |
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I didn't even notice he was in the story
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none of my business.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 22, 2014 06:44 PM |
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All I understood is that I was portrayed as the winner. While all these guys are fighting and bickering I'm left in control of all the blankets. All snuggled up and whatnot.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 22, 2014 06:59 PM |
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it's still a great read. "like a Newton's cradle"... epic, made my evening.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 22, 2014 08:34 PM |
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Very nice read. 
Gotta hand it to you, you certainly got Gnomes right on all accords.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 22, 2014 09:32 PM |
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@Meroe
Good job. Although, I agree with Kip, the part where he throws a banana at me seems out of place. Now if it was a can of beer...
Also, gotta love HC censorship and how one small typo turns "t-shirt" into a "t-snow".
@Kip
Nah, I won't try to dominate the world until November at least. Too hot here for that.
Also, there will be no "dominating" Pan on my part. You got our relationship all wrong. Look it says "liaison" right there under my pic. That's pretty far from dominating someone.
@Stevie
You claim not being goofy and you're still wearing Noob's clothes.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 10:16 PM |
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Gnomsey and Forfy return hand in hand to the kitchen. Forfy has toothpaste all around his mouth, which Meroe wipes off with her apron.
Meroe ties a bib around Nooby's neck and ruffles his hair affectionately. He looks up and smiles, Nutella and milk smeared around his face. She signs to herself.
"What on earth is keeping the others", demands Meroe and takes off upstairs to get them.
Boy's Dorm.
Outside the boys dorm, Meroe puts on her Hazmat suit and enters. The atmosphere is hazy and sticky. Trying to navigate around piles of steaming clothes and other booby traps, Meroe barely makes out the forms of Poly and S.G. duct taped upside down to the far wall. Snoring loudly, Tsar hangs halfway off his bunk. Prodding him with a stick she sounds the klaxon in his ear and forces him out of bed. Tsar is already fully dressed complete with leather jacket and sunglasses. A bottle of Crystal Champagne tucked securely into a pocket of his coat. He helps Meroe free Poly and S.G. However there is no sign of Blizz. Meroe's eyes narrow, "hmmmm".
Meroe's room.
Meroe silently creeps into her room and up to her chest of drawers. Priming herself, she snaps open the top drawer and the startled face of Blizz greets her under the piles of her underwear. "OUT!!! NOW", Meroe orders. Blizz deftly springs up, sending undies flying out like silken confetti and hurtles out of her room, still clutching a pair of panties as a trophy.
Moderators Annexe.
The cool chrome furniture fittings gleam against the black leather recliner seats. The shine swallowed up in the black rubber flooring. Four huge cinema sized screens take up most of each wall. A central desk houses desktops and laptops and other high tech equipment. Nothing is out of place. Every surface shines like a polished penny. The strip lighting only emphasizing the sterility of the room.
On the four black leather reclining chairs, four figures lie prone. Various tubes filled with liquid and multi colored wires run from their still limbs into an overhanging control panel, that hums soothingly. The masks across their eyes flash and sparkle with light.
On their uniforms, written in military script font are two lines, one in letters the other numbers - 88548 Elvin; 91457 Doomforge; 91455 Corribus and 91458 Omega D.
Barely visible behind misted sealed sliding doors are several pods, four with open hatches, the others sealed shut. To the right of the door a list of names and numbers all with green lights.
00001 Valeriy (NEVER DISTURB - Original Program)
85342 Mage M.
85974 Angelito
85999 Alcibiades
86211 Vokial B.G.
86227 Mytical
91460 Shyranis
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 22, 2014 10:19 PM |
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Are they being injected with liquified donuts mixed in alphabet soup? SWEET!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 10:21 PM |
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Jeepers, how fast do you read Joonas. I barely finished posting that 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 10:22 PM |
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meroe. awesome. mods? qp?
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted May 22, 2014 10:24 PM |
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AWESOME
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 22, 2014 10:30 PM |
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The boy was sneaking through the yard in the path to the house.
Not really willing to get in,but to get impression of who lived inside and how many guests she had.
So far,so good.No one noticed him.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 22, 2014 10:31 PM |
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Quote:
Trying to navigate around piles of steaming clothes and other booby traps
I swear that wasn't my doing, meore! That's bliz and his pervertedness!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 10:37 PM |
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@Geny, haha .... yeah riiight.
Don't worry ML I still haven't introduced everyone. Your fate has not yet been revealed. 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted May 22, 2014 10:46 PM |
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This looks promising! 
I'm still missing a few...
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 22, 2014 11:01 PM |
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I take offence that I'm shown as a baby character. Am I really that immature? 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted May 22, 2014 11:03 PM |
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You're like everyone's fave little bro, chill mon 
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 22, 2014 11:06 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 23:11, 22 May 2014.
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NoobX said:
I take offence that I'm shown as a baby character. Am I really that immature?
Everyone except Meroe and Joonas was shown as baby characters. And yea except the moderators.
This seems to be some kind of literary doll house that Meroe is playing with. We are the dolls in this great game of hers.
I for one thinks it's very amusing.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 22, 2014 11:12 PM |
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Hehehe, very nice.
God good though, I must've been pretty hammered to even go near champagne. Swallowing French crap is not really on my normal daily agenda. (^^)
For reference I'm a great admirer of Irish brandy, and dark rum.
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