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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted January 16, 2017 05:41 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 11:46, 17 Jan 2017.
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Are you so hooked to HC?
Are you so hooked to HC that
- the first thing you do when you wake up is to turn on your computer, open your browser and hit the HC shortcut just to have it open even if you won't even read or browse it, yet you won't be able to refrain yourself from checking everything?
- you spend actually more time under the Who's online section than reading the actual topics?
- most of the topics you've read came from the Who's online section?
- even if you're supposed to do something important like RL administration you have the HC tab open just nearby, just in case, and in the end you spend at least half of the scheduled time for administration just lurking HC and even stressing a weird comment (or more) in the Wastelands?
- if your mind is empty you will empty it more by browsing HC without actually reading it?
- if your internet connection is out the website you keep refreshing is HC?
- you can't go to sleep if you haven't seen the "get some sleep [insert member name]!" message at least thrice?
- you can't go to sleep if you didn't post a comment?
- you keep browsing this website even though you have no interest left for the franchise?
- you keep browsing this website even though you hate it and have no friends here?
- you keep browsing this website even though you never post and know none of the n00bs?
- you keep browsing this website even though you neither like nor dislike the n00bs and even post against your will?
- you post against your will?
- you wish you would post something but you feel nothing contributive can come out, so you end up never posting, yet you still visit HC regularly if not every day?
- you think of red stars?
- you think of yellow stars too?
- you dream of red stars?
- you dream of penalties?
- your entire life revolves around HC?
- you daily check freshest posts even if you don't consider to reply to any of them from the start?
- you check any post by Ghost no matter what?
- anytime something you deem important happens in your life you feel the need to share it on HC?
- if nukes were bombing your country your main concern would be internet connection to check HC and open a thread about it?
If you've replied positive to at least one question you're officially an HC addict, don't be ashamed and join us to talk about it, we're here to help.
If you have other signs of addiction not depicted here, please confess your data as it will help in our research.
Additional data from members
- HC is the only tab I don't close when I open the dirty tabs. - OhforfSake
- You have included it in plans of a megalomaniac scheme to conquer all known galaxies?
- You know you get reprimanded for edits ('Thanks for your edit! It BETTER BE good! '
- You had nightmares when the layout changed?
- You fantasize about buying the domain name?
- You take pride in the number of custom avatars you requested, but don't use?
- You have a crippling fear of disappointing HC, so you censor both your posts and your potential posts?
- You have a giggling fit whenever someone mentions Snow White, Jon Snow, President Snow...?
- You have used 'snow' as an expletive IRL?
- You have an unhealthy fixation on red stars?
- You don't have an unhealthy fixation on red stars anymore?
- You have a perfectly healthy fixation on red stars, thank you very much?
- You considered hacking the site to get rid of Floodprotect?
- You suspect HC is a cult, but you embrace it anyway. - The_PolyGlot
- you realize that there are days you type more in English than in your own language?
- you mean to check a video and you spontaneously search for the HC link instead of searching for it in Youtube? - Artu
- you leave a dramatic "i'm leaving" message(or thread), but then come back again? - fred79
- you have proven your point the umpteenth time in a thread, but you need to prove it again ... in the same thread - PandaTar
- you successfully gather the christians AND the atheists against you in the same thread? - AlHazin
- you're old and that makes you a suspect-poster to everyone no matter what you say. - Markkur
- the first thing you think after waking up is recording your dream, just so that you can post it on the dream thread.
- you start citing users from the forum IRL. - Neraus
- You can recognize alt accounts just from the posting style?
- That your total amount of threads surpasses 1% of hc?
- You have had dreams involving hc people?
- You think that x member would like/hate something when you see it?
- You have witnessed a few to several goodbye or hc is dying topics? - Elvin
- the word "spider" has an expanded meaning to you. - Gryphs
All the best,
Galaad Methadonald
The HC-Detox Team
1, avenue of Namus, Namus pyramid, Muffinland.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted January 16, 2017 06:17 PM |
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Galaad said: If you have other signs of addiction not depicted here, please confess your data as it will help in our research.
HC is the only tab I don't close when I open the dirty tabs.
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Humanoid
Bad-mannered
Known Hero
Rest in Peace Juvia (48-499)
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posted January 16, 2017 06:29 PM |
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted January 16, 2017 06:32 PM |
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Are you so hooked on HC...
-You have included it in plans of a megalomaniac scheme to conquer all known galaxies?
-You know you get reprimanded for edits ('Thanks for your edit! It BETTER BE good! '
You had nightmares when the layout changed?
You fantasize about buying the domain name?
You take pride in the number of custom avatars you requested, but don't use?
You have a crippling fear of disappointing HC, so you censor both your posts and your potential posts?
You have a giggling fit whenever someone mentions Snow White, Jon Snow, President Snow...?
You have used 'snow' as an expletive IRL?
You have an unhealthy fixation on red stars?
You don't have an unhealthy fixation on red stars anymore?
You have a perfectly healthy fixation on red stars, thank you very much?
You considered hacking the site to get rid of Floodprotect?
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted January 16, 2017 06:34 PM |
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- you realize that there are days you type more in English than in your own language?
- you mean to check a video and you spontaneously search for the HC link instead of searching for it in Youtube?
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted January 16, 2017 07:09 PM |
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Thanks a lot for the replies so far, added them into our database to further our research, keep them coming!
Best Regards,
Galaad Methadonald from the HC-Detox Team.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 16, 2017 07:52 PM |
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-you leave a dramatic "i'm leaving" message(or thread), but then come back again?
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted January 16, 2017 08:00 PM |
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fred79 said: -you leave a dramatic "i'm leaving" message(or thread), but then come back again?
Why... why would you ever leave me Fred?
*Feels too sad to look at dirty tabs*
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PandaTar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Celestial Heavens Mascot
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posted January 16, 2017 08:36 PM |
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- Has proved your point the umpteenth time in a thread, but you need to prove it again ... in the same thread
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"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
GlaDOS – Portal 2
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AlHazin
Promising
Supreme Hero
النور
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posted January 16, 2017 08:51 PM |
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- you successfully gather the christians AND the atheists against you in the same thread?
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Nothing of value disappears from this world, it will reappear in some shape or form ^^ - Elvin
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markkur
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Once upon a time
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posted January 16, 2017 08:56 PM |
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AlHazin said: - you successfully gather the christians AND the atheists against you in the same thread?
Or you're old and that makes you a suspect-poster to everyone no matter what you say.
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"Do your own research"
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted January 16, 2017 08:56 PM |
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Maybe yes......
Maybe no....
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AlHazin
Promising
Supreme Hero
النور
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posted January 16, 2017 08:57 PM |
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markkur said:
AlHazin said: - you successfully gather the christians AND the atheists against you in the same thread?
Or you're old and that makes you a suspect-poster to everyone no matter what you say.
Yeah I experienced that one too.
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Nothing of value disappears from this world, it will reappear in some shape or form ^^ - Elvin
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted January 16, 2017 09:08 PM |
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When the first thing you think after waking up is recording your dream, just so that you can post it on the dream thread.
When you start citing users from the forum IRL.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted January 16, 2017 09:11 PM |
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Neraus said:
When you start citing users from the forum IRL.
People quote me all the time, especially in Britain, USA and other English speaking countries, I mainly see it on TV though.
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Living time backwards
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 16, 2017 09:55 PM |
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- You can recognize alt accounts just from the posting style?
- That your total amount of threads surpasses 1% of hc?
- You have had dreams involving hc people?
- You think that x member would like/hate something when you see it?
- You have witnessed a few to several goodbye or hc is dying topics?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 16, 2017 09:58 PM |
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Elvin said: - You have witnessed a few to several goodbye or hc is dying topics?
This doesn't take much, really. I mean, didn't Aculias alone post, what, five "gone forever" threads?
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted January 16, 2017 10:01 PM |
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Elvintastic said: - You can recognize alt accounts just from the posting style?
Aren't you all alts and in reality we are only 2 people at HC? Me and some hot girl (probably named Fred) who has the hots for me and has trapped me in strange world to make me do her bidding?
That aside this one I have never mastered, have there been lots of alts on HC?
There are some members I remember having a good time with and it would be cool to know if they are still here as an alt, people such as shares, meroe, ihor, nebdar, jabanoss etc.
The Elvin said: - You have witnessed a few to several goodbye or hc is dying topics?
I think I once made one of these ~5 years ago, or maybe I just called it "I'm bored, entertain me please", I don't remember.
What I don't understand are people who talk about how great HC used to be (no Geny I don't mean you.. for once), am I missing something all the time, because to me it is all the same?
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 16, 2017 10:13 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 22:14, 16 Jan 2017.
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted January 16, 2017 10:15 PM |
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markkur said: Or you're old and that makes you a suspect-poster to everyone no matter what you say.
Oh come on, you know no one dislikes you.
That the word "spider" has an expanded meaning to you.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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