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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Cat takes a bath....
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Conn
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posted July 16, 2002 02:32 AM

Since there's no keeping you guyz away from my wife's bathroom...

At least i can make some money out of it. So, i'm going to start charging addmission. But, since i'm a good guy, i'm gonna let the price down to the small sum of 3000$/ ticket

OH, and maniac, please get out of that bath tub...You missed it and you're now in OT's bath...
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Having a bad hair day.
posted July 16, 2002 02:37 AM

I'm still waiting on the heavy duty floss in your shop, what's the ETA on that, this belt is giving me grief?
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Conn
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posted July 16, 2002 02:41 AM

Sure, first thing, i just had a tiny problem with a drunkard taking down the outhouse, and now i have to burn the ground...I'm not gonna bother taking him out of the whole, so it's gonna be fast.
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 16, 2002 02:42 AM

Hmmm, I still feel dirty here...
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Lith-Maethor
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posted July 16, 2002 02:47 AM

"stands outside the bathroom door mumbling"

...well, I guess I can do nothing about that mob trying to take a peek of my bathing daughter... or can I?
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Conn
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posted July 16, 2002 02:48 AM

You can....

Help me collect the admission fee...
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Oldtimer
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posted July 16, 2002 02:55 AM

With her husband pimping her out and her daddy watching her bathe, it's no wonder she comes over to my place to give me such a nice and wholesome cleaning.

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Conn
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posted July 16, 2002 02:59 AM

What would you like me to do?? You people are like rats, if i throw you out the door, you come in through the window. If i close the window, you crawl under the door...It's a lost battle even before it begins...So, at least i can make some money out of it...
And there's a strict no touching rule...Maybe this way you people can learn what beauty is...
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 16, 2002 03:00 AM

No touching?? Ignore him!  I want my back washed godammit!!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted July 16, 2002 03:06 AM

well kitty...

methinks Conn can wash yer back while I drive these rats out of here
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Conn
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posted July 16, 2002 03:06 AM

Yikes!

I wasn't paying attention, but...OT, put something on!!!! your bath is 2 doors away! AWWWWWWWWW!!! I can't see! I can't see!!!

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posted July 16, 2002 03:55 AM

I've always maintained a strict clothing optional policy.

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bort
bort


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posted July 16, 2002 04:26 AM

Quote:
No touching?? Ignore him!  I want my back washed godammit!!


While we're at it, I want my back shaved.  Volunteers? ...  Volunteers?  ...  Anyone? ... Now see - how come this kind of thing works for Cat, but when I try people mumble excuses about "early meetings" or "have to go pick up the dry cleaning" and shuffle off?

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TheJester
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posted July 16, 2002 04:40 AM

No One probably remembers me or gives a crap about me, but...

I come back and this is the newest topic of dicussion??  Are you guys that sick and tired of HeroesIV already?  I wouldn't know, since I still don't have it.  Heck, I still don't have AB.  Well, I see that things haven't changed since I left, you guys are still trying to grope a naked Cat in the bathtub and thats just fine with me.
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Aculias
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posted July 16, 2002 04:58 AM

Wow am I thy lucky customer i am customer 20 thy prize winner of an award.
Better yet i am more lucky because her bubbles are going away
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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posted July 16, 2002 05:10 AM

"taps aculias on the back"

ahem... what are you doing in here?
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted July 16, 2002 05:11 AM

I gave you my 5 cents I am here to stare at daddys girl
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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posted July 16, 2002 05:14 AM

"grabs him by the necks"

alright you three headed beast... you are out of here...

"throws Aculias away"

...5 cents he says... HA!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 16, 2002 05:19 AM

Outside thy door I yell "Too late those bubbles go out fast & i was gonna let you join me.
Took you long enough to grab me did you look too

???do i get my 5 cents back
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 16, 2002 06:16 AM

This is no way to get clean. I say we drag you out on the driveway and hose you down.
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