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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!!
Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!! This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 · «PREV / NEXT»
Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 01:55 AM

Well then Shiver I think you two should how can I say discover the grand bonanza in private & examing where no girl has examined before
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 11, 2002 01:58 AM

Oh, you mean the planet, I repeat, planet Uranus?  (For the record, there is no double entendre intended here.  I am referring to a planet, the name of which happens to be Uranus.)

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nightshiver
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posted November 11, 2002 02:00 AM

Quote:
Well then Shiver I think you two should how can I say discover the grand bonanza in private & examing where no girl has examined before


hey darl you can call me Night no need for formalities

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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 02:02 AM

heheh sure thang
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 02:04 AM

So what time were you going to pick me up for a romantic dinner & a night out to a great comedy horror movie then we can celebrate for the heck of it then a club or a rave, a night to remember NIGHT
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nightshiver
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posted November 11, 2002 02:09 AM

see i knew there was a reason for COMING here yoo hoo finally cracked a date  cya round 7:00

Dreaming of a better "Censored"


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 02:10 AM

heheh can you feel the essence of hmmm better not say it
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bigjohnhavok
bigjohnhavok

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posted November 11, 2002 02:13 AM

Clothing removal

NIGHTSHIVER
       TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
that's all
                  thank you and goodnight remember the 7:30 show is completely different from the 5:30 show.....ENJOY THE VEAL

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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 02:14 AM

Your not stealing this one from me this time Scott lool
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Please leave a message after..
posted November 11, 2002 02:23 AM
Edited By: Oldtimer on 14 Jun 2003

You see how passion can lead to passion...

I hope you two have a wonderful cyberdate.

At least some good has come, you two look beautiful together...(I have to stop, I'm all choked up)

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SapphireRavyn
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Bird of Extreme Patience
posted November 11, 2002 02:27 AM

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So what time were you going to pick me up for a romantic dinner & a night out to a great comedy horror movie then we can celebrate for the heck of it then a club or a rave, a night to remember NIGHT


Careful Acu, this one might decide to eat you as the dessert course!!

Be afraid, be very afraid! LOL
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 02:31 AM

Hmm mayhaps I should set some traps, nothing worst then a Man eating meat grinder .
I will take my chances we will eat some strawberries & drink some champaign & explore where everybody explored before
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 11, 2002 11:18 AM

burrpp meat grinders nowadays sure taste good...


arg!


Ye scurvy cur!


What the..?!


Okay insanity check, I failed.


bah!


My god! waht are you doing?!


Do I have anything better to do than spam? No.


Big Cleaver, killing all muh frens...


Bubba bubba BIIG! Bubba.


Take me out on a night around the blue anacondaaa....


And it is NOT pollution that harms our environment.


it is the impurities in the air and water....


SPAM? SPAM!
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 11, 2002 01:35 PM

DISCLAIMER:-

The Cat and Bort Show (TM, C, RTM) takes no responsibility for audience members suddenly turning into Monty Python ("If you come back I shall.... tasunt you a second time!!") or Woody Allen.  We especially take no reponsibility for participants becoming Woody Allen.
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 01:43 PM

Heheheh I never forget trust me & I am holding Conn hostage myself for I never ever forget .
If he speaks HM then he shall have to speak in a dif forun heeheh
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 11, 2002 01:47 PM

Hostage.. oh no, that's okay.  Just no large wooden rabits or mental Woody Allen moments
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 01:51 PM

Oh no he's gotta watch my little pony & the Smurfs & I know you know the definitions of the little already dead blue figures .

Hmm I wonder if conn was one of the smurfs mayhaps papy
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 11, 2002 01:53 PM

Not the smurfs!  That is a fate even worse than death... Bambi I can deal with but the smurfs are pushing it.

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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 11, 2002 01:56 PM

grrr so you still enjoying this huh.
Wheres COnn I know he is hiding with the unsigned visitors here.
COnn speak or I will make you watch the Rico Suave video over & over.
Remember Cat you killed the memories you wanted back so bad not us
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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 11, 2002 03:05 PM

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We especially take no reponsibility for participants becoming Woody Allen.


I know I certainly wouldn't want to be known as the guy who created an army of neurotic pedophiles.

Or maybe I would.  I guess they do say that there's no such thing as bad publicity.

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