| Date Registered:
||December 3, 2003
||Honorable Legendary Hero, Of Ruby
|Personal Page of Consis, last updated April 12, 2009|
Hair: Brown/usually short
Weight: 206 lbs
Facial Hair: scruffy
Usual appearance: blue jeans and any Father's day T-shirt
Hobbies: Drama/Theater, opera, drawing comics, reading/writing fantasy literature, playing video games, painting miniature lead sculptures, cutting and editing machinima
Likes: morning coffee, painting miniature lead sculptures, lava lamps, writing adventurous fantasy fiction, peace and quiet of my garage/office
Favorite Music: Grunge, Opera, Rap, Techno, Classical
Fav song: Ride of the Valkyrie(Wagner), Flower Duet(Leo Delibes), Blow the Wind - pie jesu(Jocelyn Pook), Miserere mei(Gregorio Allegri)
Fav movies: The Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, Schindler's List
Favorite voice actor: Kevin Michael Richardson(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724656/)
Favorite comic book artist: Todd McFarlane
Favorite painter: Rembrandt(Old Man Praying)
Favorite sculptor: unknown(Venus de Milo)
Favorite Architecture: Renaissance and Baroque
Favorite Games: Zork Nemesis, Baldur's Gate I & II, Diablo I & II, Warcraft3 Frozen Throne, Guild Wars
Favorite Sport: Fencing, American Football, tossing a baseball
Favorite Philosopher: Mahatma(Mohandas K.) Gandhi
Favorite Author: John Steinbeck
Favorite Book: The Hobbit
Favorite Poet: Geoffrey Chaucer
Favorite Poem: A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare:
(Act 5, Scene 1 - Puck's Farewell)
If we shadows have offended
Think but this and all is mended
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear
And this weak and idle theme
No more yielding but a dream
Gentles do not reprehend
If you pardon we will mend
And as I am an honest Puck
If we have unearned luck
Now to scape the serpent's tongue
We will make amends ere long
Else the Puck a liar call
So good night unto you all
Give me your hands if we be friends
And Robin shall restore amends
I suppose I'm simply trying to make ends meet here at my home in Oregon. I am father to, and care for, three children while my wife works. It's hard work for both of us and we're still in love with each other. Life is monotonous and difficult and I don't have anyone else to talk to during the day so I come to Heroes Community. I enjoy the atmosphere and all the talk of HOMM related subjects. I'm not exactly the biggest fan of HOMM. I am actually a die-hard fan of Baldur's Gate, WarcraftIII TFT, and Guild Wars but their chat forums pale in comparison to this one. I have to say the main reason for my membership and attendance is for the people that come here. They aren't so much of a 'blogger'(that which I tire of) like most internet Americans are. I like how genuine the people are here. I also feel this is a great place to learn more about/from people outside the United States. I also really enjoy the rules here. Not only are the rules acceptable to me but the forum moderators actually do a great job of enforcing them! I'm afraid I can't say the same for any other message board I've ever visited.
The best Heroes Community story I've ever read was made by poster named, Xarfax111. Here is his story for everyone to enjoy it the way I did:
These little stories make me remember an old clan fight I had with a Russian player on SD3.
Man this player was fast and tough. He took both Utopias and the garrisons. I built 2 Fortress as a clan buddy told me that there would be enough resources around...blah...dammed was I slow! And the player kept on telling me how 'weak' I am; and what a 'crappy player' I am all the time during my turns; and during all the weeks.
He broke through my garrison, heading to my town, and now I could see why he was so fast. He sacrificed all his troups in the fights except his 7 Black Dragons. His stats were unbelievable: 3 times higher then mine!
..Geez...so I took all my troops to my main and attacked him in MY OWN TOWN. Of course he had expert artillery and of course he destroyed MY CATAPULT, my Chaos Hydras, a tent, and all gnolls with a single Chain Lightning spell. He laughed about me; and kept on telling me what a 'slow idiot' I am; and I should 'be a Footman instead of a Baron'.
Well I waited, let him tell his story, went to the refrigerator to get a nice cool beer, and opened it slowly while my comp kept on *plinking* because of all the messages he made. So I sat down......
Expert Water.......Expert Teleport on my Mighty Gorgons gathered from two towns......They jumped over the wall like little light Dragonflies. The messages stopped immediately......A little cow-attack and 6 of 7 Blackies were gone.
1 Blackie left......just enough to make a little rest.....to give him the chance to make a little comment about how bad I play.....it took some seconds.....and...drop......
......Well that beer tasted so cool.....
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