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HC UserName: Send sirzapdos an Instant Message. If you have the HC Messenger window open, the message box will appear right inside it. Send E-Mail to sirzapdos sirzapdos
Date Registered: July 17, 2004
Status: Promising Famous Hero, Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Personal Page of sirzapdos, last updated February 16, 2005
I originally come from Ottawa. I'm an undergrad at Wilfrid Laurier University. I'm enrolled in the Business and Math Double Degree program. Right now, I'm in London for a co-op work term, which means, I have school in the summer, happy happy joy joy.

Favourites:

Movies
1) The Matrix
2) Pulp Fiction
3) Fight Club
4) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
5) City of God

Directors
1) Steven Spielberg
2) Stanley Kubrick
3) Quentin Tarantino
4) Martin Scorcese
5) Kevin Smith

Actors
1) Kevin Spacey
2) Samuel L Jackson
3) Russell Crowe
4) Robert De Niro
5) Marlon Brando

TV Shows
1) Family Guy
2) 24
3) The Simpsons
4) Star Trek: DS9
5) Pardon The Interruption

Music Videos
1) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
2) The White Stripes - Fell in Love With A Girl
3) Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
4) REM - Imitation of Life
5) At The Drive-In - Invalid Letter Dept.

Bands
1) At The Drive-In
2) Linkin Park
3) The Mars Volta
4) Pulse Ultra
5) Alexisonfire

Songs
1) Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit
2) The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (The Haunt of)
3) Swollen Members - High Road
4) A Perfect Circle - Orestes
5) Sam Roberts - Brother Down
6) Eve 6 - Promise
7) Swollen Members - Dark Riders
8) The Mars Volta - Take the Veil Cerpin Taxt
9) Pulse Ultra - Finding my Place (Phase II)
10) Slpknot - Wait and Bleed
11) Dr. Dre f/ Eminem - Forgot About Dre

Albums
1) At The Drive-In - Relationship of Conmmand
2) The Mars Volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium
3) Pulse Ultra - Headspace
4) Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
5) Swollen Members - Bad Dreams

HC Forums
1) Library
2) Wastelands
3) Tavern
4) Other Side
5) Glade




Other Faves:

Sports Team: Ottawa Senators
TV Show: Family Guy
Card Game: Big 2
Board Game: Clue
Video Game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Sorry HOMM)
Beer: Alexander Keith's
Non-Beer Drink: Whiskey Sour

I might add a picture soon.

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"I hear we're going to Ape Island."
"Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island."
"Candy Apple Island? What have they got there?"
"Apes, but they're not so big."

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[at a video store, the clerk is reading the paper, the customer is looking at 2 tapes]
"They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?"
"What?"
"Are either one of these any good?"
"I don't watch movies."
"Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?"
"I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs."
"You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?"
"Nope."
[customer turns around, then turns back around, with the same two movies]
"Well what about these two?"
"Oh they suck!"
"These are the same two movies. You weren't paying any attention!"
"No, I wasn't."
"I don't think your manager would appreciate-"
"I don't appreciate your ruse, maam."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me."
"I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying."
"And I hope it feels good."
"You hope what feels good?"
"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
"Well this is the last time I rent here."
"You will be missed."
"Screw you!"
"Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"

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"Where were you last night?"
"That was so long ago I don't remember."
"Will I see you tonight?"
"I never make plans that far ahead."

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"I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase."
"What vase?"
[looks for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor]
"That vase."
"I'm sorry..."
"I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it."
"How did you know?"
"Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"

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"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now, the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week. No matter what! Business bad? **** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? **** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? **** you, pay me!"

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"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert!"
"I was misinformed."

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"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants. "

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"Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

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"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."

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"Shut the **** up, Donny."

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"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere travelling 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
"Are there are a lot of these kinds of accidents?"
"You wouldn't believe."
"Which car company do you work for?"
"A major one."

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Personal Info: 20 year old Male. Leo star sign.
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Student/Accountant
Current Email: sir_zapdos@hotmail.com
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