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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 16, 2003 06:54 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 22 Sep 2003

The Spamfest!

The Spamfest is a kind of RP-combat game where you stand on an arena and fight with spam weapons. Each weapon has a unique Special Spam Attack and a normal one. There is no health rating - a spam rating instead (you start with 100SP)! When your spam rating goes down to zero or lower, you're out of the game (Out Of Spam )! Your spam rating is lowered when you are attacked and when you use the Special Spam Attacks. You can replace your current weapon with one lying on the ground. The weapons you start with are given out randomly.

The game is turnbased. This way we won't have crap like "He only won because he sits on HC 24/7".

Note to people who use spirits and spellcasters in other RPs - you cannot fly, teleport or use any other special abilities not specified in your weapon's description.

The last man (or woman) standing wins.

Players, the SP they started round 1 with and the order of playing (this is turnbased you know):
1)Ash-NIR - 100
2)I -100
3)BoogieMan - 100
4)Celfious - 100
5)Fenix - 100
6)Silx87 - 100
7)Dingo - 100
8)BountyHunter97 - 100

Round 1 ended with the following SPs:
1)Ash-NIR - 80
2)I -100
3)BoogieMan - 85
4)Celfious - 95
5)Fenix - 95
6)Silx87 - 100
7)Dingo - 100
8)BountyHunter97 - 85

The weapons are as follows:

Name: Bi-Spam Blade
Description: double sword with golden handle and black curved blades, has silver trimming on the edge of each blade and spam runes engraved on the main body
Attacks: normal attack: blade slash (10 SP)
special attack: double slash, hits one enemy twice or two enemies once at a cost of 10 SP
Owner: Celfious

Name: Feedback
Description: black long whip with thorns all over its length and leather stripes around the handle, has a red glow around it
Attacks: normal attack: whiplash (5 SP)
special attack: leeching 5 SP for every 10 SP of damage done to the enemy
Owner: BountyHunter97

Name: Firewall
Description: heavy warhammer with a long heft made of hardwood, and a chain attached to the end of it
Attacks: normal attack: chain choke (5 SP)
special attack: shockwave bash on the ground, causing 35 SP damage to everybody in the area, including the wielder
Owner: BoogieMan

Name: Halfway
Description: great axe with a curved blade and a long iron heft, decorated with runes on the blade and leather stripes around the handle
Attacks: normal attack: axe hack (20 SP)
special attack: blocks an attack at the cost of 5 SP
Owner: I

Name: Holy Lance of Spam
Description: golden lance with silver trimmings, has spam rites carved all over it, two metallic “ribbons” wrapped around the main body, the tip is dulled and it has a blue glow
Attacks: normal attack: none
special attack: summons Spam monsters (including Demons, Dragons, Elementals and Golems) each summoning costs the wielder 10 SP
Owner: Lord Woock

Name: Router
Description: circular shield with spikes around the edge and weird irregular patterns painted on it, big enough to cover the owner from chin to knee
Attacks: normal attack: shield bash (5 SP)
special attack: redirects attack to bystanding enemies (60% chance) cost: if block succeeded, 0. If failed, 20SP.
Owner: Silx87

Name: Stunners
Description: twin sai blades, with enhanced steel tips and leather covered handles
Attacks: normal attack: sai sting (5+5 SP)
special attack: backhand stun that leaves enemy unable to move for one round, at a cost of 20 SP to the wielder
Owner: none

Name: The Harvester
Description: a black scythe with a silvery curved blade with engraved spam chants on it, the heft and handles have golden trimmings, has a sharp silver spike at the end of the heft
Attacks: normal attack: spike stab (15 SP)
special attack: scythe blade halves spam of up to 3 enemies and the wielder of the Harvester
Owner: Dingo

Name: The Lagger
Description: hardwood body, with metal covers on the tips of the fork and back end of the heft, has strange patents throughout the heft
Attacks: normal attack: fork stab (15 SP)
special attack: attacks a number of enemies, each at a cost of 10 SP to the wielder, causing them to miss the next two rounds (40% chance)
Owner: Fenix


Summoned Spam Creatures:

Name: Spam Demon
Attacks: normal attack: fiery punch (15 SP)
special attack: curse of Spam, causing the opponent to lose 10 SP more with each non blocked attack at a cost of 20 SP
Spam Points: 60

Name: Spam Dragon
Attacks: normal attack: tail sweep (15 SP)
special attack: Spam maelstrom, causing all opponents to inflict half the damage of any normal or special attack they use, from that point on, at a cost of 40 SP
Spam Points: 100

Name: Spam Elemental
Attacks: normal attack: none
special attack: spam flood, immobilizes one opponent for as long as it wishes or until it dies
Spam Points: 30

Name: Spam Golem
Attacks: normal attack: bash (10 SP)
special attack: spam resistance, takes only 25% of the damage by special attacks
Spam Points: 50


I am not on the arena, I will only appear there to punish those who spoil the fun (hope none of that takes place).

All of the random factors are decided by me (I'll do d100 rolls).

Let the games begin!

Oh, one more thing - to fix the problem with who is near who and crap like that, I introduce...

MOVEMENT

Every player gets 3 movement points and an attack each turn. Yep, you can move diagonally.

Here's where everyone starts (when you move, do post your current coordinates in a horizontal-vertical way)


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Yolk and God bless.
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Ash-NIR
Ash-NIR


Known Hero
the Black Warlock
posted September 17, 2003 04:54 PM

let's get this started

I move from 1-1 to 1-2, 1-3 and 1-4
I attack BoogieMan with the normal attack... (doing 15 SP damage)
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"ana:l nathrakh, u:rth va:s bethud, dokhje:l djenve"  

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I
I


Famous Hero
posted September 17, 2003 05:34 PM
Edited By: I on 17 Sep 2003

I attack ash-nir with norm on hex 2,4.
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Yoghurt!

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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


Famous Hero
The John of Spades
posted September 17, 2003 05:46 PM

I hastly cross the battle field: 5,1 -> 6,2 -> 7,3 -> 8,4 and attack BountyHunter97 with NAtt (a feeble attack - 5 DMG)
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The BoogieMan wrote ... and saw that it was good.

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Mickey cult member
posted September 18, 2003 01:36 AM
Edited By: Celfious on 18 Sep 2003

2-9
3-9
4-9

"Attacks Bounty hunter with normal attack. (10 sp)
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Fenix
Fenix


Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
posted September 18, 2003 03:09 PM

9-2,9-3,9-4
I attack silx with normal attack (15 damage)
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted September 18, 2003 06:49 PM

I try to block fenix' blow

move to (8;3) and wack fenix with normal...
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 18, 2003 07:12 PM

Block succeeded!
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted September 19, 2003 12:42 AM

move to 9-8 then 9-7 then 8-7.
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BountyHunter97
BountyHunter97


Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
posted September 19, 2003 01:22 AM
Edited By: BountyHunter97 on 18 Sep 2003

move from 5-9 to 4-9 and attack Celifous


(DIE!!!)
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 19, 2003 05:41 PM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 22 Sep 2003

Ok, so the arena currently looks as follows



And the SP the characters started round 2 with:
1)Ash-NIR - 80
2)I -100
3)BoogieMan - 85
4)Celfious - 95
5)Fenix - 95
6)Silx87 - 100
7)Dingo - 100
8)BountyHunter97 - 85

And the current SP state:
1)Ash-NIR - Out Of Spam
2)I -100
3)BoogieMan - 42
4)Celfious - 42
5)Fenix - 90
6)Silx87 - 100
7)Dingo - 95
8)BountyHunter97 - 47

[mortal kombat voice]ROUND TWO - FIGHT![/mortal kombat voice]
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Yolk and God bless.
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Ash-NIR
Ash-NIR


Known Hero
the Black Warlock
posted September 19, 2003 06:10 PM

kamikaze attack...

moving to 4-7 and using the special on Bounty, Boogie Celfious and unfortunately myself as well...
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I
I


Famous Hero
posted September 20, 2003 01:58 PM

Moving to 4,6 attack ash-nir with normal.

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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


Famous Hero
The John of Spades
posted September 20, 2003 02:16 PM

*Squeezing away*

5-7, 6-8, 7-8 attacking Dingo with normal (5 SP)
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Mickey cult member
posted September 20, 2003 09:00 PM
Edited By: Celfious on 20 Sep 2003

moves to 3-8 and attacks ash-nir (10sp)

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Fenix
Fenix


Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
posted September 21, 2003 10:18 AM

I move to 3-9 and attack silx with normal attack (15)
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted September 21, 2003 05:19 PM

I stand here,try to block Fenix' hit,then whack him with normal for 5sp
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 21, 2003 05:30 PM

Damn yer lucky - another successful block
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted September 21, 2003 05:39 PM
Edited By: Dingo on 21 Sep 2003

Move to 5-7 and attack Ash-Nir with normal (10SP).

Ash-Nir DIES!!!!!!!!!

I now have The Harvester...
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 21, 2003 06:49 PM

Lord Woock appears next to the body of Ash-NIR, picks him up placing him over the shoulder and disappears in blue flames.
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Yolk and God bless.
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