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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Biden's Deals
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Gigel_the_Skel
Gigel_the_Skel


Hired Hero
posted April 28, 2021 12:15 AM

Biden's Deals


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Gandalf196
Gandalf196


Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
posted April 28, 2021 12:24 AM


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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted April 28, 2021 12:52 AM

ummm... this is NOT the way.

we of the necromantic persuasion resent any implications that we had ANYTHING to do with that faux-lich or his IMP associates and their dealings with the planet Earth. we of Enroth wholly resent the implications that we could have ANY dealings with any inhabitant from any other planet, including Earth. moreover, any resemblance in this community of heroes to undead persons of our Kind, are purely coincidental.

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted April 28, 2021 12:58 AM
Edited by blob2 at 11:20, 30 May 2021.

Resemblence? You're skeletons ffs!

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted April 28, 2021 01:02 AM

blob2 said:
Resemblence? Your skeletons ffs!


we of the necromantic persuasion will not stand for such slander. please disrobe and get in line for the Transformer.

this reply was NOT, i repeat: NOT brought to you by the undead denizens of Enroth.

p.s. we of Enroth certainly AREN'T benefitting from any past Armageddon. our numbers have been significantly reduced, as reported by the authorities.

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 13, 2021 06:23 AM

@ blob2 of heroes community: we seem to have missed your visit to the Transformer.

please arrive to the Transformer at your earliest convenience. you have 24 Earth hours to report. if you continue to avoid your Summons, we will be encouraged to send necromantic enforcers of our Policies, at additional charge to you. consider this a first and final warning.

we have set up a portal behind your nearest liquor store to expedite this process. you will be met by a bearded seer on site to fill you in on the details of your journey. please be sure to pack lightly; but do bring a bottle of cheap wine for the bearded seer as payment for his troubles. we also suggest no more than one carry-on bag containing snacks in case you get hungry; as you will find nothing to suite your Earthian palate once you pass through to the other side.

regards,

not the citizens of Enroth

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 19, 2021 03:31 AM

*knocks on blob's door*

*keeps still to refrain from rattling*


"hello? anybody home? we're selling delicious girl scout cookies, and at only half price!"


*listens for movemovent with skull holes*

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted May 19, 2021 06:24 AM

fred79 said:



"hello? anybody home? we're selling delicious girl scout cookies, and at only half price!"





Are they made from real girl scouts?

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 19, 2021 07:03 AM

"they sure are, sme-... er, fellow earthian!"

"would you like to purchase some, here on this person's doorstep?"

*rattles excitedly while digging in the Endless Bag of Cookies*

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted May 19, 2021 07:23 AM

sure thing. *hands over some gold coins* here, keep the change.

*has a cookie* mmm... this tastes incredible! i've never had a better sweet in my life! did you hear that, Blob?
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 19, 2021 07:32 AM
Edited by fred79 at 07:34, 19 May 2021.

*tries to wink, forgetting we have no eyelids*

*gives an enthusiastic double-thumbs up, instead*

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted May 19, 2021 09:05 AM

*how
does one use] keybord!
!

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 19, 2021 09:43 AM

*grabs blob and stuffs him in a sack*

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG.

*takes teleporter back to enroth*

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 30, 2021 01:21 AM

ah. i see the Transformer worked like a charm. please fall in line with the others for the ceremony.

"ONE OF US. ONE OF US. GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE..."

SKELETON DANCE PARTY!







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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 30, 2021 09:32 AM

that was an unsanctioned hit fred. Blob is one of my top earners.


We're gonna have a problem here.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 30, 2021 09:53 AM

*holds up hand to stop the party*

you seem to think that you are impervious to a hypothetical legion of skeletons. unconfirmed, of course. purely earthian speculation.

wait a minute, we closed the portal regardless! oh well.

*goes back to partying*

*deafening rattles drown out music once more*

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 30, 2021 10:14 AM

expert Armageddon it is.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted May 30, 2021 11:23 AM

*crackle

*crackle

crack.

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 30, 2021 10:29 PM

Kipshasz said:
expert Armageddon it is.


nice try, earthian. first you have to have a spell book and have the skills required to learn and cast it.

which you do not, our seers tell us.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 31, 2021 10:05 AM

your seer has a crippling meth addiction.
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