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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Lord Hart's blonde moments
Thread: Lord Hart's blonde moments
GracieMae
GracieMae


Adventuring Hero
Lady of Leisure
posted November 12, 2003 06:18 AM

Lord Hart's blonde moments

Lord Hart was hard up....he'd spent all his money buying an air lute, so to raise  a little gold, he decided to kidnap High Lord Faldeerah's only son and hold him to ransom.

He went to the Faldeerah residence and lay in wait for the boy. When he saw him come out to play, he grabbed him, blindfolded him and whispered 'You have been kidnapped. Don't worry, all will be well as long as you do exactly what I say'

He then wrote a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your son. Tomorrow morning, put 10,000 gold sovereigns in a backpack and leave it behind the hedge at the bottom of your garden. Signed, A blonde.'

Lord Hart then pinned the note to the boy's tabard and sent him home to show it to High Lord Faldeerah.

The next morning Lord Hart hurried to the Faldeerah estate and checked behind the hedge. To his delight a backpack was nestled in the grass. Harty baby looked in the bag and found 10,000 gold sovereigns with a note saying,
'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2003 09:17 AM

Interesting when woman fall for a video game male
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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


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The John of Spades
posted November 12, 2003 06:17 PM

Are blonde jokes back in fashion?
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted November 13, 2003 05:40 AM

I guess I'm a little slow today because I don't get it.
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this_other_guy
this_other_guy


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{0_o} heh...
posted November 13, 2003 06:24 AM

Hey dingo, are you blonde?
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 13, 2003 10:49 AM

DOnt be silly this other guy.
You cant tell he is blonde lol.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 13, 2003 12:33 PM

Undead can't have blond hair unless very little time passed since their first death.
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GracieMae
GracieMae


Adventuring Hero
Lady of Leisure
posted November 13, 2003 12:41 PM

Well, I thought some of you may have your own tales of harebrained Hart
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 14, 2003 12:43 AM

Sorry but I dont think most us guys want to fantasize about Mr. Haart not Hart & his pretty boy looks .
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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


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The John of Spades
posted November 14, 2003 07:26 PM

For some guy input on this, you should try the bisexuals thread, Gracie lol.
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GracieMae
GracieMae


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Lady of Leisure
posted November 14, 2003 07:40 PM

who is Mr Haart? I only know Bret Hart the wrestler *hehe*
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