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posted April 29, 2011 08:24 AM |
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Actually the "not intentionally" part means that the person accidentally killed the person. Like his horse was out of control and he ran over some little old lady.
Pointing a gun at someone and pulling the trigger is "intentional" and "deliberate". Yes or no? It is perfectly clear that every normal secular court will send you to spend quite some time in jail for manslaughter so the question is what would happen if Jesus was judge and jury.
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angelito
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posted April 29, 2011 09:21 AM |
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Texas?
Hmmm...I remember some military guy saying stuff like:
"You are from Texas? There are only bulls and gays in Texas. You do NOT look like a bull though!"
Bulls can't carry weapons, gays mostly fear violence, so who the heck has a weapon down there? 
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bixie
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posted April 29, 2011 09:33 AM |
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Texas?
Hmmm...I remember some military guy saying stuff like:
"You are from Texas? There are only bulls and gays in Texas. You do NOT look like a bull though!"
Bulls can't carry weapons, gays mostly fear violence, so who the heck has a weapon down there?
Men who didn't actually serve in any kind of war but want to pass off themselves as veterans because they blew their foot off by accident and are too ashamed to just admit they are wrong?
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Elodin
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Baklava
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About until you realize that Jesus wasn't a Texan and, much like the Europeans, Canadians and the rest of the civilized world today, didn't really believe in universally solving problems that way.
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Exo 22:2 If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him.
At Bak's house
Home Invader: *knocks out window and climbs thorough*
Bak: Oh, hi! You must be lost. Care for some tea?
Home Invader (HI): Everybody, off with your clothes, you're about to be raped.
Bak's youngest daughter (BYD: Daddy, help me!
Bak: Ho, friend, let's sit down over some tea and talk about this.
HI: Shut up *****. *rapes youngest daughter*
Bak: Now can we talk?
HI: No, send in your son and bring me a beer.
Bak: OK.
Bak's son: Daddy, help me!
HI: *rapes son*
Bak: Ho, friend, can we talk now?
HI: Shut up ***** and bring me a beer. Oh, and send in your eldest daughter.
Bak: Yes, friend.
Bak'eldest daughter: Daddy, help me!
HI: *rapes eldest daughter*
Bak: Hey, let's sit down and talk this over over some tea, friend.
HI: Shut up! Bring me a beer and your wife.
Bak: Yes, friend.
Bak's wife: Honey, help me!
HI: *rapes Bak's wife*
Bak: Let's have a beer and talk about this.
HI: Your turn, *****.
Bak: Ok, friend.
HI: *rapes Bak*
Bak: Ok, let's have that beer.
HI: Nah, I'm tired of you freaks. Now everyone dies.
Children&wife: Daddy (husband) help us!
Bak: Now, now, lets's not get rash!
HI: tortures everyone to death
At Elodin's House
HI: *knocks out window and begins to climb thorugh*
Elodin: *BOOM* (kills HI will shotgun)
Elodins youngest daughter: *runs down stairs* Daddy, what happened?
Elodin: Go back to sleep baby, everything is ok.
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Elodin
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posted April 29, 2011 03:06 PM |
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@Angelito
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Texas?
Hmmm...I remember some military guy saying stuff like:
"You are from Texas? There are only bulls and gays in Texas. You do NOT look like a bull though!"
Bulls can't carry weapons, gays mostly fear violence, so who the heck has a weapon down there?
Nah, that was just one of your daydreams.
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Salamandre
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posted April 29, 2011 03:19 PM |
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HI: *knocks out window and begins to climb thorugh*
Elodin: *BOOM* (kills HI will shotgun)
Elodins youngest daughter: *runs down stairs* Daddy, what happened?
Elodin: Go back to sleep baby, everything is ok.
 That's the spirit of God.
And the pizza-man died. Or your son, coming from a party, or your wife coming from a sex-session (if you ever had one). Wife, I mean
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bixie
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posted April 29, 2011 03:25 PM |
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and then there is the court proceedings, and the trail, and possibly 20 years of gruel and forcible anus insertion to deal with.
yeah, brevity is all well and good, but give me a cricket bat and a chance to kick the guy out over a gun and a corpse to explain to the officers any day.
also, seriously, what is your obsession with rape? it's not the default thought of every human being, and a clever thief isn't going to rape the occupants of a house if he doesn't want to get caught. Maybe you just live in a neighbourhood where it happens regularly, I don't know, since you are awfully eager to bring it up as an example.
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posted April 29, 2011 03:26 PM |
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At Elodin's House
HI: *knocks out window and begins to climb thorugh*
Elodin: *BOOM* (kills HI will shotgun)
Do you sleep with that shotgun? Take it to the toilet with you? play with your kids with it?
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baklava
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posted April 29, 2011 03:45 PM |
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At Bak's house
people don't burst in other people's houses raping children
At Elodin's house
Texas
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JollyJoker
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posted April 29, 2011 03:45 PM |
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baklava
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posted April 29, 2011 03:53 PM |
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Exo 22:2 If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him.
You're not even trying anymore, man.
I said Jesus. Jesus. And you're quoting Exodus at me.
Did you ever actually read the Bible, while we're at it? Are you aware of the slight differences between the Old and the New Testament, including, but not limited to, stoning gay people and children who disobey their parents?
Much like HoMM5, the Old Testament is a rather painful experience without the expansion.
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money,
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posted April 29, 2011 03:59 PM |
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Cepheus
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posted April 29, 2011 04:10 PM |
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Unfortunate that rape, rape and more rape seems to be the only way to prove a point in here.
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posted April 29, 2011 04:11 PM |
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Unfortunate that rape, rape and more rape seems to be the only way to prove a point in here.
You! You stay away from me, then!
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bixie
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posted April 29, 2011 04:13 PM |
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it's just one mans unhealthy obsession with it.
maybe a trip to the therapist would ease his one track mind. it may do him some good.
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Cepheus
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posted April 29, 2011 04:14 PM |
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You! You stay away from me, then!
Well, I'm not going to make any hasty promises about peckers.
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JollyJoker
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posted April 29, 2011 04:35 PM |
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Wouldn't work for you, Elodin, because you'd never shoot at the US Army, would you?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article681466.ece
Germanys mass rape experiments
No proof. It's just slander by some silly site and must be considered a deliberate lie.
No lie is, that after the US both Russians and Americans took every German scientist they could get their hands on, who had worked with rocket science or nuclear fissure and installed them in their respective home country - no matter their Nazi crimes...
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posted April 29, 2011 05:02 PM |
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HI: *knocks out window and begins to climb thorugh*
Elodin: *BOOM* (kills HI will shotgun)
Elodins youngest daughter: *runs down stairs* Daddy, what happened?
Elodin: Go back to sleep baby, everything is ok.
If you can kill somebody without feeling guilt or remorse and then tell your daughter that everything is okay and to go back to sleep, then you've got something really wrong with you. A lot of people who know me in real life would say that I am a tough individual. Not only physically but mentally as well. One thing I know for certain is that I could not forget about it easily. In fact, it'd probably screw me up for the rest of my life. If you think that behaving in the way you do is Christian behaviour then you're dead wrong. I know a lot of religious people and they'd be disgusted by seeing the way you talk and would go about things. You're probably as far from a proper Christian as I've ever seen. I don't care if you say I'm insulting you or calling me a liar because your behaviour is anything but Christian and that's a FACT.
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Elodin
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posted April 29, 2011 07:06 PM |
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HI: *knocks out window and begins to climb thorugh*
Elodin: *BOOM* (kills HI will shotgun)
Elodins youngest daughter: *runs down stairs* Daddy, what happened?
Elodin: Go back to sleep baby, everything is ok.
If you can kill somebody without feeling guilt or remorse and then tell your daughter that everything is okay and to go back to sleep, then you've got something really wrong with you. A lot of people who know me in real life would say that I am a tough individual. Not only physically but mentally as well. One thing I know for certain is that I could not forget about it easily. In fact, it'd probably screw me up for the rest of my life. If you think that behaving in the way you do is Christian behaviour then you're dead wrong. I know a lot of religious people and they'd be disgusted by seeing the way you talk and would go about things. You're probably as far from a proper Christian as I've ever seen. I don't care if you say I'm insulting you or calling me a liar because your behaviour is anything but Christian and that's a FACT.
Ah, think nothing of insulting me, there's been a green light for that for a long time now. That's a good way for you to get a QP, 'specially if you do a little religion bashing and America bashing too. So if you are really after a QP next time say something like, "Elodin you ignorant fool, you sick American Christian morons make me puke with all your endless prattle about your perverted evil God recorded in the fairy tale book called the Bible. Shut up and go away you stupid *******, before I shove a telephone pole up your ***."
Anyways, I've already quoted the Bible where God says a person who kills someone breaking into his home is not guilty of wrongdoing. Your judgement of me not being a Christian has nothing to do with what the Bible says and I will certainly protect my family.
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posted April 29, 2011 07:19 PM |
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Elodin you ignorant fool, you sick American Christian morons make me puke with all your endless prattle about your perverted evil God recorded in the fairy tale book called the Bible. Shut up and go away you stupid *******, before I shove a telephone pole up your ***.
I want my QP now 
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