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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 07, 2003 09:26 PM |
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Temple of Worship: Open for Buisiness! (Spammer's Version)
Gorman and I are quite disapointed with the way the Temple has turned out, so I decided (With Gorman's consolation) to make a thread for all the spammers and tossers that are currently infesting the Temple. If you have spam to post that has a remote connection to the Temple, post it here. Personally, I've had enough of the destruction in the thread proper.
Review:
Goddesses, may they reign for 10000 years
Cat: Goddess of Beauty, Revealing Clothes (Underclothes?), Flirting and The Underworld
Romana: Goddess of sultryness, protector of life
Djive: Goddess of Indexing, Wisdom and Brilliance, Supreme Oracle and Famous Zapper of Toads
Peacemaker: Most recent addition the the goddesses, as of yet has no proclaimed designation.
Enemies of the Temple
Marelt Ekiran and his followers from the Void,
Thunder
Acolytes, Aids, Priests, etc.
Gorman, Mighty Mage, LordTitan, OldTimer, Saruman, Zud(?), NPC's, Lith (Defender of the Temple and guest of Romana).
This thread is for SPAM related to the Temple. Offtopic posts should be directed here. Please try to keep our Temple clean.
EDIT: Corrections
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted September 07, 2003 09:37 PM |
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I agree that the spamming really messes up the threads. But I feel that discriminating the spammers isn't the best thing to do. Many ppl who spam CAN, surprisingly sometimes, stay on topic and even benefit the threads. Woock, for example, can spam in threads and yet benefit some others by staying on topic.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 07, 2003 10:49 PM |
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Just a little correction.. I am now Goddess of sultryness, protector of life.
thx for listening
Oh and another suggestion.. Post the spam version in tavern.
That's all
Have fun 
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 07, 2003 11:32 PM |
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moving to the tavern...
and btw, I'm a defender of the temple and a guest of Romana...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 08, 2003 05:12 AM |
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what am i? can i be a watch guard working on a day/nite shift?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 10, 2003 10:37 PM |
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If you take your pills.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 10, 2003 11:57 PM |
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will do cap.
*Goes to a well placed gaurd booth built that same morning and looks to horizon*
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 11, 2003 02:17 AM |
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umm i 4got about that lol
ill have 2 work part time then take me off the day shift then
*Runs to cafe place resurant thingy*
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 22, 2003 04:09 PM |
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Well I can't imagine why you people/elves/dwarfs/golems and the like cannot comb through the tens of thousands of words in my posts and glean for yourselves my goddessly designations. Hell, Saruman won't even read the past few posts in a thread anymore. So I will set about distilling my designations for you myself.
<EDIT>
The entire entry was removed and placed in the Characters thread as requested below.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 26, 2003 01:00 AM |
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Post it on MM's "Your RPG Character Revealed" thread if you havent already. It'll be in the Pyre.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 26, 2003 01:07 AM |
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"attack! we r under attack! there is a gaint army of ants marching on us! they r at our walls!!! Run to the keep!!!!!!!!!!! Quick MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"
*signals 4 men 2 run into the keep and calls the xterminator*
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 26, 2003 01:16 AM |
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"savour savour, we have saved us!!! now i msut take the 1000 riders and ride off in search of the ants, we will leave nonalive!!! COME RIDER TALLY HO WEVE GOT 2 KILL SOME D*** ANTS!!!"
*jumps on horse and rides off with 1000 rider behind him...*
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Jango
Tavern Dweller
And a Unknown Brazilian Monk
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posted September 26, 2003 07:49 PM |
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Quote:
Casts chain lightning
That was too easy.
Just one Chain Lightning, on a giant army of ants?
Ouch, do u have a Super Duper Zeus Edition Expert Chain Lightning, 60 Spell Power and a orb of the firmament equipped? How many spell points to cast?
What if ur army gets hit by your spell?
*sit down, get a cigarette and start speaking*
Oh, lil' boys, I remember a day on the campaign to reach Steadwick... Found a Griffin Conservatory... Got a nice Chain Lightning spell, but never used it... Tried on a griffin (they were all around my troops)... The chain lightning split on my warriors... Lost so many friends... Then I found myself hired again on the Tavern by my ol' pal Catherine...
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 Meu inglês não é tão bom... Mas vocês tinham que me ver falando português...
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted November 25, 2003 04:49 PM |
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*bountyhunter comes bak from his guard post*
hey where is every1? should i hang up a "closed" sign on the front door?
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 25, 2003 11:36 PM |
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Saruman, I don't know if anyone ever thanked you properly for trying to weed the spammers out of Temple by starting this thread.
So, let me now say, Thank You, Properly.
It didn't work, but at least you tried, and the gesture was not lost on us (not most of us anyways).
Perhaps we should post a sign in front of the Temple Proper that reads:
SPAMMERS BEWARE: WE WILL GANG UP ON YOU AND CONVERT YOUR INVESTMENTS (AND/OR TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY) AND/OR TURN YOU INTO A TOAD IF YOU SPAM HERE. PLEASE DIVERT TO SPAMMER'S TEMPLE.
Or something like that...
Anyways, now that I have posted my goddesly designations in Characters, would you please do me the kind favor or editing the opening thread to indicate them???
KISSES,
PEACEMAKER 
Oh and by the by, Romana has also indicated a change in her designation in page one of this thread. Should you add that to the original post???
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 25, 2003 11:38 PM |
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Spammers Temple, eh? And since I am the God of Spam...
Come on, people! Worship me!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 25, 2003 11:43 PM |
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Lord Woock, you're one of the worst offenders over in Temple. I'd watch that lunch money of yours pretty closely if I were you there, buddy.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 25, 2003 11:49 PM |
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If you consider a remark on Mighty Mage's outfit spam, then fine. Rob me. But please note that this is my turf, so any form of offending our spamming ways will be severely punished!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 26, 2003 12:25 AM |
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I shall worship thee with all my calcium-ridden bones, my Leader...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted November 26, 2003 02:12 AM |
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Never know when an army of ants or such will come back...I could be in charge of the cavalry to protect the Temple! Having my extensive riding experiance and all...
Under Peacemaker of course...
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