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BoogieMan
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The John of Spades
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posted November 23, 2003 01:28 PM |
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Dangerous virus !!!
There's a new virus spreading fast on the WWW! If you receive an e-mail with the subject: "It is safe" do not open it, even if you know the sender, otherwise your PC will be instantly infected. The virus infects all .exe files on a computer, while being immune to all known antivirus programs. Then, the first time you execute an .exe file, it infects .com, .bat and then most file types that are commonly used. At this point, the virus will shut down your computer every 30 minutes, and make your monitor display black and white, while disabling the Ctrl+Alt+Delete function. Next, the virus will affect your printer and insert "**** *** teacher for making me write this essay" once every 3 lines of every printed .doc file. It will drop coffee on the keyboard, leave fingerprints on your monitor screen, delete your Homm campaign save files, write offensive posts on HC and get you banned. It will turn off the lights while you're reading and take the chair from under you when you want to sit down. It will place smelly socks under your bed, leave dirty magazines where your mom can find them, set your cat's tail on fire, sell your stamp collection, give you indigestion, stick bubble gum in your hair and spread bread crums on your carpet righ after you've vacuumed it. It will set off your alarm clock, stop the water in your shower while you're covered with soap, burn your toast, leave stains on your favourite suit and erase your girlfriend's/wife's birthday from the calendar.
For those of you whose PC's are already infected and present these simptoms, the only solution is to shut it down and never turn it on until you receive an e-mail that says it's safe to do it. Don't worry, the e-mail will be very easy to recognize, its subject will be "It is safe".
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 23, 2003 02:56 PM |
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted November 23, 2003 03:45 PM |
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Are you calling me a liar?
EDIT: Ahem 'liar', yes, not 'lier'. Ahem little error there, could cost me the Cambridge exam yes, thank you. 
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 23, 2003 04:33 PM |
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tigerangelz
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Angelic Tigress
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posted November 23, 2003 05:01 PM |
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Thank's for sharing this with us, regardless.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted November 23, 2003 06:12 PM |
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lol...
thas good boogie...
wonder if anyone could actualy make sucha virus...
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 23, 2003 07:22 PM |
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Aghhhh! I so scared! I'm not even going to check my mail until this virus is taken care of! Thank you for the warning Boogieman!
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted November 23, 2003 07:31 PM |
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I do my best to help the community 
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pietjebell
Promising
Known Hero
positive
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posted November 24, 2003 07:54 PM |
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I know this virus
hehe, I know it!! 
It is also known as;
"I am @ my computer & playing games waaayyyy too much!!"
Or
"Yep, I am a real compunerd, easy recognizable by his hands that are always in "type/mouse mode"
Ready & able to surf the Internerd
Wahahaaa
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BOOT: what U give yur computer to start
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted November 24, 2003 08:01 PM |
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Seems to me you're pretty much infected.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 06, 2003 02:41 AM |
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Has this virus been taken care of yet?
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