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regnus_khan
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posted February 06, 2004 05:09 PM |
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Test yourself! Are you insane?
THIS POST IS EDITED IN A NEW WAY
Hello. I’m writing the list of remarks like a test that would answer your question: are you insane, out of your mind or no?
Remark 1:
You come home too late at night and you’re so drunk that you can barely stand. What does your wife/husband do?
a) Gives you another glass of cold whiskey and asks, if you want to make love.
b) Starts yelling at you “You filthy imbecil, what have you done?”
c) Doesn’t even notice, because she’s too tired and sleepy, so she sleeps further
Remark 2:
You’re sleeping, but suddenly you wake up, because you want to go to the WC. But you remember that it doesn’t work. Then, you remember you have a “jerry” somewhere in your room. But it’s full too! What would you do?
a) Break the door of the toilet
b) Try to find another “jerry”
c) Shout “Ahhh! What a ****? God, help me. Unlock the door!”
Remark 3:
Your boss comes late to work, because he/she had to do a project. She/he immediately sees you. What do you think she/he is going to do?
a) Gives a gift
b) Starts shoutin’ at you
c) Doesn’t even notice you
Remark 4:
You are the boss of a well-known company. You have an old secretary who works in your office. You come inside the room. You say to her “Hey, baby. Let’s do the flippy-trippy doobie-dooby-do?” just to cheer her up. What do you expect she will say?
a) “OK, baby. Let’s do it. Right here, right now.”
b) “Geroff!”
c) “I’m not here, honey.”
Remark 5:
You come to McDonalds (junk food lover) and you see that every little specie of junk food is replaced with brocolli dishes, no-calory food and vegetables. What would you do?
a) Just leave the restaurant
b) Order every single food here
c) Start yelling “Hey, where’s your damn director? I’m going to teach him some lessons.”
Remark 6:
Your daughter (imagine if you don’t have one) is an imbecil. Hers behaviour seems to be like men’s. What do you expect she would do when she’s in a party for seniors?
a) She is going to “Burp!” everytime she wants
b) She is going to act normally
c) She is going to dance topless
Remark 7:
You are tired after work. You com home, but your wife is not here. That night she comes very late. You say “Hello, honey!”. What do you expect she’s going to say?
a) “Oh. I was at my friend’s flat. We’ve tried a new recipe.”
b) “I was at your friend’s flat. We made love”
c) “Do not ask where I went to, because I won’t tell you anyway”
Remark 8:
There’s a big pile of dirty socks in the toilet. What would your wife do if she sees that?
a) Nothing
b) Shout at you, like always
c) Just say “Honey, clean your socks, please.”
Remark 9:
Your children comes to you and says “Dad, look what I’ve found in your pocket” and shows your lover’s brassiere. What would you expect, your wife is going to say?
a) “You imbecil!”
b) “Gimme the document. We’re going to divorce”
c) “Oh, it’s nothing. 10051th this month”
Answers if you’re completely insane:
Remark 1: a)
Remark 2: c)
Remark 3: a)
Remark 4: a)
Remark 5: c)
Remark 6: b)
Remark 7: b)
Remark 8: a)
Remark 9: c)
Answers if you’re out of your mind:
Remark 1: c)
Remark 2: c)
Remark 3: c)
Remark 4: c)
Remark 5: b)
Remark 6: c)
Remark 7: a)
Remark 8: a)
Remark 9: a)
If you answered "correctly" to half of these things the insane ones do, you're completely insane, so you even need to go to the doctor.
If you answered "correctly" to half of these things the out of their minds do, you’re out of your mind, so I suggest you to take a quick nap and to re-think your answers.
If you answered “incorrectly” to more than half of these questions, congrats, your as healthy as Bush was, when he caught Saddam.
EDIT: It isn’t supposed to be very funny. Maybe a little. Just to cheer you up. Also it’s quite interesting to test yourself if you need to be in lunatic asylum or no. If it is, I would be glad 
ANOTHER EDIT: I re-created my post by RedSox request. I hope he likes it this time.
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Vycka1234
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posted February 06, 2004 07:23 PM |
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It wasnt supposed to be funny??? i laughed a lot.
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regnus_khan
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posted February 06, 2004 07:31 PM |
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Sorry, to everyone who've read this thread. I forgot to include remarks about the students. I think these remarks I wrote about adult life fits in the best.
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Vycka1234
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posted February 06, 2004 08:06 PM |
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I think someone deservs a QP. And I think I am crazy and out of my mind.
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regnus_khan
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posted February 06, 2004 08:09 PM |
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Well, that's nice if someone is quite pleased with my post. Cheers!
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Celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted February 06, 2004 10:50 PM |
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its interesting but im not able to read past question 3 at the moment. Question 2 is awsome =D
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Dingo
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posted February 07, 2004 01:10 AM |
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Quote:
I forgot to include remarks about the students.
You could always add those in with the Edit Post button.
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regnus_khan
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posted February 07, 2004 07:53 AM |
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Quote:
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I forgot to include remarks about the students.
You could always add those in with the Edit Post button.
Too lazy for that.
@@@!revived - redo the test
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Medusa
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Yeah, right
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posted March 21, 2004 11:33 AM |
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cioaba
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Learning the ways of a tosser
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posted April 03, 2004 04:05 PM |
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Well the test tells me that I am out of my mind , but I knew that since I was born. 
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