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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Mount Olympus
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 02:20 AM

You probably won't have to worry about Zues...I mean me falling in love....that's pretty much a give in!
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Shirastro
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posted April 22, 2004 02:25 AM

Ok since most of the male gods were taken i guess i will have to stick with Athena ....she always was my favorit godess anyway ........wise, crafty and can beat Ares any time
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Asmodean
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posted April 22, 2004 02:27 AM

Yeah, but my arrows never miss you um.....erotic(?) thing you. Pipsqueak I mean!
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Svarog
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posted April 22, 2004 02:32 AM

Shut up, or I'll shoot you in your butt.
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Shirastro
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posted April 22, 2004 02:35 AM
Edited By: Shirastro on 21 Apr 2004

Quote:
Yeah, but my arrows never miss you um.....erotic(?) thing you. Pipsqueak I mean!

Just to let you know, i've been hanging around a lot lately with Artemis and we become very close.......you dont want to turn your own sister againts you, don't you
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Asmodean
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posted April 22, 2004 02:39 AM

No, but hanging round with my sister will get you nowhere. Don't you know she's also the Goddess of CHASTITY!
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 02:44 AM

You don't really HAVE to be a female god if you don't want to...u can create your own with your own powers. However, if you are female and want to be her, then I'll just.... watch...
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Shirastro
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posted April 22, 2004 03:23 AM

AEUWWWWWGHBLAH........you'r my father Zeus....dirty thouts
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 03:49 AM

hehe, ya, Zues always has dirty thouhts on his mind...
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posted April 22, 2004 04:04 AM

Dingo teleports into a city.  The people are calling the city, "Rome."  Dingo walks around, the people seem nice and friendly.  They are building great structures.  Dingo sees a man sitting down, he looks sad.

Dingo:  Hello, whats the problem.

Man:  I'm a very poor Architect, I can't afford a lunch.

In The God's hand appears a black substance.

Dingo:  This is Dark SPAM.  Eat it and you will feel stronger.  I am Dingo, God of Dark SPAM.  Build a statue of me, and I will see to it that you will be a very wealthy man.

The man eats the Dark SPAM, a big grin appears across his face.

Man:  I will do as you say Lord.  Where do you want the statue?

Dingo sees a green spot near some trees.

Dingo:  Right there.  

Dingo grabs some money out of his pocket.

Dingo:  This money is for the tools you need in order to build my statue.  If this money is used for anything else, I will see to it that you die a horrible death, and your family will be cursed forever.  Now get to work.
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 04:09 AM

*to spark a little excitement, I throw a lightning bolt at the patch of ground Dingo was pointing at so that its no longer green. The Thunder God's laughter can be heard from the heavens above*
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Lith-Maethor
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posted April 22, 2004 04:21 AM

...somewhere in the aegean...

...the blacksmith of the gods is working without pausing on a new armor, a couple of his automatons work around the forge doing all the boring stuff, he wipes his forehead and thinks of his wife, so what if he caught her with that halfwit Ares? ...she is still the best chica around...
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Dingo
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posted April 22, 2004 04:24 AM

Dingo sees that the Beautiful Green grass is now burnt.

Dingo:  See!  Man don't make me angry!  Hurry Up!  Now get me a gardener too!

Man:  I'm sorry if I caused you trouble.

Dingo:  HURRY UP!
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Svarog
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posted April 22, 2004 04:26 AM

*Eros comes flying*

Mummy! Where are you?!

(Any candidate to be my mummy and Lith's cheating wife? Or the sexiest thing alive? H.O.T.)
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 04:27 AM

Quote:
...the blacksmith of the gods is working without pausing on a new armor, a couple of his automatons work around the forge doing all the boring stuff, he wipes his forehead and thinks of his wife, so what if he caught her with that halfwit Ares? ...she is still the best chica around...


*gasps* Ah yes, how could I forget that you are married to the beautiful Aphrodite... Also your mother Cupid!
Lucky you eh Hephestaus? *that's the name right? *
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Svarog
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posted April 22, 2004 04:30 AM

Zeus, hint: She's the only one among the godesses that is not your daughter. So, keep those nasty thoughts rolling god.
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 04:36 AM

hehe, I know she's the only one that's not actually RELATED to me in some way of blood. Daughter in law yes...but still! Hera would be quite peeved if I tried anything... Speaking of which....I need a wife!!! Quick! Find some nice lady to be my Hera!!! ( no I didn't say Hexa! ) Preferably Peacemaker! She'd be a good Queen of the God's
*starts humming: I'm gonna get lucky tonight!*
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Lith-Maethor
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posted April 22, 2004 04:44 AM

reminder:

indeed Zeus was a ladies man "cheating" was never an issue with him... it was "divine intervention" or something of the like

99% of the cases he had to face a very pissed off Hera and his mates du jour and children had to pay
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gorman
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posted April 22, 2004 04:46 AM

Ah, but the great Zues often saved the lives of the children I unwittingly endangered! As for Hercules....hehe, with pipes like his he didn't need my protection!
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Shadowcaster
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posted April 22, 2004 05:44 AM

Can we be titans, or is that bad and wrong? Oh, and if you say yes to that, I would prefer it to be pre-imprisonment.

...If not, I'll choose whatever is left over from DS's post. He can't be two at the same time, so I get the other one.
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