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Thread: Spielbergs new movie
Asmodean
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posted May 23, 2004 03:14 AM

Spielbergs new movie

Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" decides  to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today.

He calls  Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Segal into his office to hear who they  would like to play:

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

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Wait for it, it's a beauty..........

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"I'll be Bach."

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2XtremeToTake
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posted May 23, 2004 04:39 AM

lol, nice.
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posted July 12, 2004 05:12 AM

Funny, Should be in Jokes Thread.
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Trogdor
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posted July 12, 2004 02:06 PM

LMAO It's a pretty clever joke you have got there.
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