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Trogdor
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posted October 03, 2004 09:43 AM |
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Diaries of a secret agent
The following accounts are fictional.
Monday
I woke up with the worst headache ever. I must have stayed up all night on the computer typing up these reports. Then I got a call from the agency. It seems that a man call James Wilhelmsen is about to run for the Prime Minister of Gobreldia, but has fixed the votes in the process. His plan was to eliminate Jews from the Earth, much like Hitler's masterplan. Somebody must stop him, and that somebody would be me.
Tuesday
I went to a business lunch down at that nice Italian restaurant I was told about. They sure had some nice pasta there. Anyways we were talking over secret files about the soon-to-be-rigged Gobreldian election. It seems Wilhelmson has sent out an army to the Jewish convention in two days. I must book a flight toK Kolkenia first thing tomorrow.
Wednesday
I have finally boarded my plane to Kolkenia. While I am over there I will disguise myself as one of his goons. I will then exterminate the anti-Semitic cause. The flight has been rough, but my buddies are with me to help. That is always nice to hear.
Thursday
I have arrived at the convention, Uzis in my hands. It was a long day. It took me hours to save those Jews from the hands of the army of death. Tomorrow I will be heading for Weltermund, capital of Gobreldia, to save their election.
Friday
Another plane trip, this time to Gobreldia. Tomorrow morning I must go the election breakfast and stop the regime once and for all, and also start the day with a fresh breakfast.
Saturday
I have just had breakfast with Wilhelmson only to find out he was about to kill me, so I sent him a message of his own undoing with a few bullets to the head while my buddies killed his henchmen. The election has been saved.
Sunday
With a prosperous new PM in Gerhard Feroki, Gobreldia is in a time of piece. He jsut awarded me with his honour. I am now boarding a flight back home to Holderway. I am now a relieved man.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 03, 2004 09:45 AM |
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well done trodgor... haha
unlike most of your random threads *coughcough* this one is qp worthy! lol
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Asmodean
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posted October 03, 2004 05:14 PM |
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A spy story with no love scenes? What's going on?
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Dingo
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posted October 03, 2004 08:58 PM |
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unlike most of your random threads *coughcough* this one is qp worthy! lol
I think that's the point he is trying to make.
*coughcough* QP Hunter...
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Trogdor
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posted October 04, 2004 06:58 AM |
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A spy story with no love scenes? What's going on?
Maybe later when I continue the story.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 04, 2004 09:25 AM |
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well done trodgor... haha
unlike most of your random threads *coughcough* this one is qp worthy! lol
That reminds me of this cool thread I just read...
Random Diaries of a Secret Agent
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Trogdor
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posted October 05, 2004 01:58 PM |
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Yeah and it had nothing to do with spies.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 06, 2004 05:02 AM |
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Yeah and it had nothing to do with spies.
That's because they were random.
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Trogdor
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posted October 06, 2004 01:29 PM |
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Well maybe they are RSF, but for now, another installment.
MONDAY
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. My wife keeps telling me she had a lesbian affair with her best friend from school. We decided we should part, and when we looked for a divorce attorney, the internet kept giving us all these viruses. I better head to base.
TUESDAY
The virus had got much worse. It had infected the whole computer system and now it gives us old episodes of Survivor. How I hate that show so much. Something's got to give.
WEDNESDAY
We were in the workshop devising the ultimate tracking device. It took many long hours and some of the parts were not working properly. We stayed up all night in the workshop trying to finish the whole thing. We encounted the old Murphy's Law over and over again. Just what did go wrong?
THURSDAY
We went back to work on our tracking device and we actually got it finished. We have tested the device and located our hacker. Apparently he lives in the same area as me. A hacker in our own backyard, how strange.
FRIDAY
I have arrived at the hacker's residence. It appears that the place is heavily guarded. I must devise a plan to distract the guards. As I am writing this journal, I am following one of the guards cars.
SATURDAY
I have killed that guard I was following last night. I am going to work at that place. I went in to check the hacker's process, I found out it was an ex-agent named Deafening Silence. When he found out I whipped out my disk and destroyed the program. I got my pistol and pointed it to his head. He soon fired his guards and let me show him to court.
SUNDAY
The verdict, as they said, was guilty. He was sentenced to ten years in a maximum security prison, most probably Mobitla Alcamax. It is traitors like Deafening Silence that should take their deserved punishment.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Trogdor
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posted October 24, 2004 08:01 AM |
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Another installment
Monday
The car had broke down in front of the real estate place. It's one of those days I wish I had a Volvo. Anyway, I've been working and it will be great news to tell the guys at the agency. What assignment do they have for me today?
Tuesday
I arrived with a mission to be given to me. I have dealt with viruses and election riggings, what now? Apparently a man known only as the Surgeon planning on world domination and compulsory cigar smoking. I thought surgeons would never smoke anything, let alone cigars.
Wednesday
Our tracking device has pointed northward. Our destination is Hibarthiland, an island just off of Goribas & Judelis Sea, which borders Yelikia. The surgeon is hiding underground, and tonight I am making my flight.
Thursday
I have just arrived at the isle of Hibarthiland. It's a really beautiful place. Nice beaches, nicer people, except of course for the Surgeon. My phone has braught me to a town called Kung.
Friday
I fell into a hole and below the hole was a spiky chair. I landed on it and it felt uncomfortable. Then I was greeted by the surgeon, who tried to put a cigar in my mouth, but to no avail. I kicked him in the face and landed in a pool of sharks. I had to escape.
Saturday
Somehow I ran real fast and escaped from the hole. I quickly got on the next flight home. I am a hero once again.
Sunday
My car finally got fixed. It was a long job, and took many sleepless nights for my mechanics. The job they done was well worth it.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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