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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Beer- Funny!
Thread: Beer- Funny!
Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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posted November 28, 2004 10:38 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 28 Nov 2004

Beer- Funny!

POLICE WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date           on the market called ...Beer. The dr ug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female    ual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have     with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached se x. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform se xual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewed enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and se x is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this beer and the women administering it..... There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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frostwolf
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posted November 28, 2004 11:50 PM

The way I see it: just drink as much beer as the woman does. That way, she'll almost certanly get drunker than you, thus offering you the advantage.
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ratmonky
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posted November 29, 2004 05:48 PM

hehe vadskye, your computer still blocks the word "sex", but take it easy, don't get annoyed!
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Vadskye91
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posted November 30, 2004 04:22 PM

*rants*

In your reply, ratmonky, IT WASN'T DELETED!!!!

*rants*

what kind of stupid blocker only blocks what I type...?!
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Dingo
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posted December 01, 2004 01:50 AM

But I thought Beer was our friend...
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