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Dragonbreath
Famous Hero
Me like dragons!
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posted April 06, 2007 12:46 AM |
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Question Mark:
It's a giant question mark that casts Armageddon a lot, and doesn't know which side he's on. Also, it has 1,000,000,000 HP and does 9,999-99,999 damage, as well as having 99 spell power.
Abilities: Casts Armageddon, Confusion: Randomly switches sides(e.g. one turn it's working for you, the next against you).
Oh yeah, you can't dismiss him and he's gotten randomly when walking around on the map.
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Yanzhangcan
Known Hero
*Dance*
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posted April 06, 2007 04:08 AM |
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Yevgeny
Level -1
Hp: 237
Speed: 11
Damage: -3 > 17
Special abilities
Can move
Can attack in combat
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Dragonbreath
Famous Hero
Me like dragons!
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posted April 10, 2007 12:44 AM |
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Me:
Description: It's me, Dragonbreath. And I suck.
Stats:
Health: infinite (when me is the only unit left health is reduced to 1)
Damage: -9999(yes, me actually heals your enemies)
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
Speed: 100
Attacks automatically(you can't control it), negative damage can ressurect enemies, and can even use Sacrifice on one of your creature stacks to ressurect an enemy.
Basically it's a waste of a creature slot. And you can't dismiss it.
P.S. That's a warning to anyone who makes me mad! Yes, I will cast Sacrifice on your hero to bring one of my stacks back to life!
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kokojo
Hired Hero
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posted April 14, 2007 05:27 AM |
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My turn to say some of those horrid creatures.
Pesty peasant
Health: 0 (die when entering combat, 1 by turn)
Attack: 0 but cast disease
Defence : 0
Speed : 300
Special : When any pesty peasant die, it cast ''Pest'' to all his friends, who kill 1/4 of the stack by turn. Cannot be dismissed and they join you in small group as you travel by.
LOLZORS
Health: 1
Attack: 1
Defence : 1
Speed : 1
Special : Kill all unit and dimiss all hero when hired. Dwelling is the 1337 castle.
Magician
Health: 5
Attack (range) : 100-200
Defence: 9999
Speed: 8
Special : Can cast the spell ''Holy molyness'' who give the sames effects (they stack) than : Prayer, stone skin, cure, teleport, Clone, slayer, ressurect and shield.
Emo-Blin
Healt: 20
Attack (range) : 0 but blind
Defence: -10
Speed: 19
Special : Emo-Blin are swift and fast. They attack whit their dagger (wicht they get into their veins (whicth do 1dmg per unit in the stack), and use the blood in the enemies eye) Their defence is low as they cry : Kill me ! when you are near them. When you dismiss them, they all sucide, saying that life as no meaning.
Vlaad (hero)
Destroy any objet in the map when moving. Cannot be hired, neutral hero. Don't let him reach you Destop.
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Dragonbreath
Famous Hero
Me like dragons!
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posted April 19, 2007 04:53 PM |
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Teh n00b:
Attack:
Defense: 
Damage: 
Health: 
Speed: 
Special: Traslates all game text into 1337, makes enemies beserk and want to cast armageddon because of his spamming, also makes your creatures beserk, makes hero cast random spells, scrambles all primary stats (like when you get Joker from the Cards of Prophecy).
If you spam the forums he will be automatically added to your hero's army. He can't be dismissed. Take that spammers!
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted June 15, 2007 12:14 PM |
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Bug-a-lot:
A big, dumb, slimy blob creature that is relatively fast and can teleport all over the battlefield. It has a wimpy "nudge" attack that is about as damaging as a Peasant's pitchfork. The Bug-a-lot's strength lies in its massive pool of health points, which exceeds that of several dozen Azure Dragons put together. It possesses a special aura that emulates the powers of the Shackles of War; anyone who encounters an army of Bug-a-lots must fight to the death.
But wait, there's more! Bug-a-lots cannot be hired by the player, so their only role in games is to serve as annoying AI opposition for you poor saps. Meh.
-Guitarguy
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 15, 2007 12:23 PM |
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W_Addict
A creature with no brain, walks extremely slow, looks really weird (has 3 eyes, no mouth, 4 hands, 1 foot), and the only attack it can do is a kick lol
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