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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 16, 2001 01:08 AM |
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You Get Three Wishes!..
Hey to all, i just wanted to start a thread to see what people would post if they got THREE WISHES.. i hope this thread will be interesting.. but here's mine to start it off:
My First Wish: Get $2,000,000,000,000 for my life spending.
My Second Wish: Have any chick in this world i want by just saying her name and wink.
My Third Wish: 2000 New Guitars and Amps of my choice.!
Ok i'd just like to see what you all would post.. so go ahead:!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Still
Famous Hero
Your Ultimate Slayer
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posted August 16, 2001 01:19 AM |
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Edited By: Still on 15 Aug 2001
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I only need one...
I wish I was a God, so I can do whatever I want! 
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 16, 2001 01:23 AM |
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You asked for this Ozzy...
1. the money you wished for yourself Ozzy
2. to change name of girls into ones that are impossible to pronounce.
3. To say that rock music especially darker one is illegal in all over the world. Punishment is dropping those 2000 guitars on to ones head.
But really...
Why to wish anything?
I have everything I need right now...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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LordPaul
Promising
Famous Hero
Crazy Bat Guy.
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posted August 16, 2001 01:35 AM |
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strange thread......
1) The power to know what others really think of me...
2) The answer to: "Is there an afterlife, and am I gonna make it?"
3) A perfect, photographic memory (like Rainman has, but without the retardness...)
Money is too easy, catching women is half the fun, and I almost enjoy tuning my crappy guitar!
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 16, 2001 01:38 AM |
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Hey Lord Paul...
Be God (Go nuts I mean)
and you get all those.
That third one is hard but I think with right practice you can make it.
So go for it!
and leave those wishes to us.
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Coldfyrius
Promising
Famous Hero
Vice-God for Marketing
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posted August 16, 2001 04:22 AM |
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1.Infinite wishes
2.Immortality
3.An end to suffering
4.Obscene wealth
5.
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"All the punks are gonna scream, 'yippee!'/ 'Cuz it's the thing that only eats hippies."
-The Dead Milkmen
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted August 16, 2001 04:25 AM |
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1. Heroes IV release date to be moved up
2. A monkey butler
3. An end to this embarassing rash...
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rychenroller
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 16, 2001 08:18 AM |
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Viper
Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
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posted August 16, 2001 10:51 AM |
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1) Money, a lot of them
2) Create my own game development company
3) My company first project success
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 16, 2001 11:01 AM |
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My three wishes are:
1. Freddie Mercury alive again.
2. fallout3 to use the same engine as 1 and 2.
3. two more wishes.
4. I want fallout 3 now!
5. Another two wishes.
6. Infinite RAM etc.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Viper
Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
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posted August 16, 2001 11:06 AM |
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My three wishes are:
1. infinite space on my hard drive.
2. fallout3 to use the same engine as 1 and 2.
3. two more wishes.
4. I want fallout 3 now!
5. another two wishes etc.
Very wise
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 16, 2001 01:14 PM |
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Yes very wise fallout 3 will rule (tactics i kind of liked but hell its not close to fallout 2)
oh wishes hmm.................
The ability to raise the dead could be a bit of a laugh
failing that ill turn myself in to a dragon
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 16, 2001 03:13 PM |
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Sad sad sad
You all make wishes which are useless. Don't wish them, make them come true. Ozzy, you wasted your second and third wish. With that much money, you could have bought a million guitars and amps but that would be a way more than your two hands could handle. And if you're a half nice guy, you could get just about any girl you want anyways. Just gotta have confidence.
Sorry to tell you Still, but there's a chance that god doesn't exist...
Sha, you could have wished for more hair and a prettier face.
LordPaul, if you're half smart, you'd know what everyone thinks of you anyways. And who cares about the afterlife, you either make it or you don't, it won't change the end result. And your memory is already photgraphic, it's just that you're too retarded to remember! You're a rainman already but you didn't know it! ANd go buy some cream you sicko! Practice safe sex for crying out loud!
Coldie, you can never wish for more wishes. That's the golden rule. Immortality is rather tiresome. Didn't you ever watch Highlander?
And an end to suffering? Nice and honourable wish, but rather impossible. Kinda like asking for an end to human nature. We'd all be happy gays. Tsk tsk can't have that
Your fourth wish is void. (you already had three!)
Bort: Patience and you won't have to worry about release dates. Monkey butlers are only good for making you feel intelligent.
Viper: Why would you want money to create a game development company that only has one big hit? What happens when the rest of your releases go down the drain and you end up a fat nerd stuck in your childhood bedroom hiding from your mum?
Lord Woock: Wasted all your wishes. Should have wished for Freddie Mercury to come back from the dead.
Arachnid: Your wish is granted, you turn yourself into a dragonFLY and then get splattered all over the front bumper bar of a LandRover somewhere near the coastline. Bet you wish you were a spider.
I wish I didn't have to wish for anything. But then that would be a wish wouldn't it?
So no wishes for me, I'll make my dreams come true the hard way and I'll die happy.
*smile*
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 16, 2001 04:37 PM |
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But...Shae...LOL
Then I wouldn't have the looks that kill or I wouldn't be drop dead gorgeous anymore.
Shae can I ask you how do you die happy?
I mean do you mean like to laugh, when eating pizza or during intercourse?
Or to all those at sametime?
Yes there is lot of hard work and lot of dreams there for you.
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Viper
Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
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posted August 16, 2001 06:22 PM |
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Shae_Trielle,
Its always importand to success in your first project cos you get experience. With experience its much easyer to create another hit. I didnt say that i want ONLY my first project beacome successful.
BTW Its not exacly my wishes i'd say that its my aims that i want to achive.
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You always can stop process if you know it's real name. (Kerrigan)
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Coldfyrius
Promising
Famous Hero
Vice-God for Marketing
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posted August 16, 2001 09:30 PM |
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Coldie
PLEASE never calll me that again.
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you can never wish for more wishes. That's the golden rule.
You and your rules.
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Immortality is rather tiresome. Didn't you ever watch Highlander?
If I got bored I could put myself in a coma.
No, I didn't see Highlander. I heard it was bad and the sequels were worse.
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And an end to suffering? Nice and honourable wish, but rather impossible.
Doing imposssible things is sorta the idea of wishes.
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Kinda like asking for an end to human nature. We'd all be happy gays. Tsk tsk can't have that
I couldn't tell what the second sentence meant, but that's dialectical speech for you.
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Your fourth wish is void. (you already had three!)
Nu'uh! You said the first one was invalid!
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"All the punks are gonna scream, 'yippee!'/ 'Cuz it's the thing that only eats hippies."
-The Dead Milkmen
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted August 16, 2001 10:34 PM |
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Bort: Patience and you won't have to worry about release dates. Monkey butlers are only good for making you feel intelligent.
Well, the main purpose of monkey butlers is to hurl feces at unwanted guests.
I was so hoping that someone would have a typo when wishing for "immortality" and leave out the significant "t"
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Syllogism
Adventuring Hero
Gazebo Slayer
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posted August 17, 2001 09:53 PM |
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1. I wish to know 2 perfect wishes without counting this one
2. Wish #2
3. Wish #3
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Incubus
Disgraceful
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 17, 2001 10:15 PM |
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3 evil wishes I'll will ask the Efreet!
1: Make the crusadar a level 1 unit!
2: Make freddy cruger my companion!
3: Let a bomb explode in a OVERFLOWED soccer stadiuM!
2 extra wishes from incubus!
4:let Eminem Drive of the bridge and then let britney spears make a song like stan of him...
5: Turn back time and Kill of Tolkien on birth.. lets see of people will have fantasy in this times..
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 17, 2001 10:26 PM |
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Wow.. i would of never thought of an overflowed stadium exploded by a bomb. Hmm i wouldve wanted first class seats for that.. maybe on the helicopter above!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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