Lord_Pc
Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted May 24, 2006 11:40 PM
some new ones
do you all know who Joel Rifkin is??? well i just ask random people "have you seen Joel Rifkin around here?" hehe
sometimes in the library i sit down next to someone and start reading. right next to them when there are plenty of empty seats
sometimes i read a line and then inform them of what the line is about. then i ask them something like "do you agree with this??? this doesnt sound right, does it sound right to you? then i get up and leave ____________
Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
Lord_Pc
Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted June 30, 2006 04:13 PM
this is a great one that i recently made up
i have floorboards that creak in my hallway so i can tell when someone is coming to my room about 7 seconds early. sometimes i go and stand behind the door. i put my knee about 3-4cm away from the door and angle my body back.
so when the person opens the door they immediately hit my knee. i clutch at my forehead acting like they opened the door and wacked my in the face.
its a great prank ____________
Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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