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Trogdor
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posted January 31, 2006 10:47 AM |
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Trogdor's guide to overcoming the lesser known dangers of children's television
I know there are people on this forum who have children and while these parents are trying to prevent their bubbas from watching porn and ultraviolence the parents may not know about what these so-called children's television programmes are teaching the minds of those toddlers. This guide will help you become more alert about what your kids are actually watching on the box.
Case 1: The Purple Dinosaur Files
Ever since the popularity of the purple dinosaur, as Barney as we know him, I was more concerned of the real lessons being taught. What I now know is that Barney had been dabbling in the black arts for some time. Here is a little calculation that proves this theory.
First, write the following
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Now, substitute the 'U's for 'V's
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Next, leave only the roman numeral letters.
C V V L I V
As they are roman numerals, translate them as numbers.
50 5 5 500 1 5
Finally we add them together.
666
Thus, Barney = Satan.
The Eh-Oh Files
Even if those Teletubbies used to be popular, it didnt't get the same response from countries where German is an official language. The yellow Tubbie, known to us humans as Po, translated from German to English, means 'buttocks'. Apparently I was taught this in year 8 or possibly even primary school.
The Handyman Files
It seems every kid's favourite handyman, Bob the Builder, would have gotten into strife by safety authorities if he were human. The safety bureau in britain have made the anvil fall on top of Bob's head for disgracing work safety. Most of Bob's friends get off scot free for being on the site without wearing hard hats. Not only this, but he is also under fire from road safety after displaying unsafe driving practices such as speeding and driving without a seatbelt.
The Gay Icons Files
I know there has been rumours that Bert and Ernie may be more than friends but it seems Spongebob Squarepants has been popular with the gay community as well. There are ven people dressed up as Spongebob in gay pride and mardi gras parades.
The Bad Diet Files
I think that the Cookie Monster is setting a bad example for children by eating only cookies. If a kid ate only cookies the kid would only live to see 25. Besides, Santa is not a good role model as he too promotes child obesity.
I hope you parents have now all learned something from this guide. I hope you raise your children up right and also keep them away from gangs.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lord_Pc
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posted January 31, 2006 11:35 AM |
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LMAO!!!!
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Dingo
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posted February 01, 2006 05:35 AM |
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Ah, still trying to get Qps Trogdor?
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Guitarguy
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posted February 01, 2006 05:50 AM |
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Nice attempt, I'll say. 
-Guitarguy
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Trogdor
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posted February 01, 2006 10:07 AM |
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I was just bored.
Besides, noone's checked out my music quiz yet.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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