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friendofgunnar
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posted September 28, 2006 01:07 AM |
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Can somebody explain to me how some companies can get away with charging for text messages? This baffles me. It's a tiny fraction of time on the telecommunications hardware yet companies charge like half a dollar for it.
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kookastar
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posted September 28, 2006 05:44 PM |
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More disturbing still, is the growing number of people using text messages to end relationships. People dumping partners, or even employers laying off workers.
This has to be the most cowardly, and gut wrenchingly callous action that these forms of modern communication can allow.
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russ
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posted September 28, 2006 05:54 PM |
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Edited by russ at 17:55, 28 Sep 2006.
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Here in my company they use sticky notes.  You come to work one day and there's a sticky note on your cubicle. 
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posted October 19, 2006 10:47 PM |
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Third generation phones - The end of all players...?
"Who is that!? I heard a womans voice! Where are you!? Are you cheating on me again you ***** **** ***** son of ***** how could you do that to me... Wwhhhaaaaaaaaa!"
And that's what you get for answering your phone on the bus while two fat scary looking women chat out loud about their inactive (for undisclosed reasons) sex life...  Go figure...
Imagine the world of female jealousy now that the third generation of cell phones with the damned video talk is out to the world, think of all the **** that we men are going to have to take every single moment of our lives from now on. You might just put on your leash from now on if you're a player cause your women is going to have a really tight grip on you "thing" for the rest of your life, the only way to escape this is to become amish 
Example #1
"Oh honey, are you comming home soon?"
"No honey bunns, I'm stuck in a freaking traffic jam... Won't be home for another 3 hours, sorry I'm gonna miss Oprah again for the 7th straight time..."
"Oh that's too bad... Show me..."
"Show you what dear?"
"Show me the freaking traffic jam you're in."
"Uh oh, I... I... I can't *cough cough* having bad connection *rustle paper bag* **** tunnel..."
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
Example #2
"Hehehe Tom great bachelor party! Show me the strippers! Show me the strippers!"
*Ring ring, Ring ring*
"Yellow, pumpkin I thought I said I was going to hang out with the boys today... Don't you trust me?"
"Sure I trust you Monkey noodle, it's just that... Lisa called and said that Tom was overjoyed today and... Well, there's only one thing that makes him THAT happy and that thing is naked chicks... So I'm worried a little..."
"Oh hehe don't worry, you can be sure there ain't no girls where we are... Aawww... Ooooooohhh!"
"What!? Is that "I love rock & roll" playing in the background?"
"Eh, oh I guess so I'm not paying much attention to the music right now... Woooooow"
*In the background one of the strippers talks to you*
"Does Kroll the warrior king wants to come out and play...?"
"MMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! Put me on on video right NOW!!!"
The real deal
What happened to my friend today... What started from absolutely nothing instantly turned into a break up scene just because he didn't want to put her on the video talk.
What's up with that? Now the women won't ever trust in our word, they would have to always check on us like babysitters even if we ain't doing anything wrong. Sure that me doing a high pitched voice (was very easy btw for some reason  ) and pretending to be a girl talking naughty to him had something to do with it but for crying out loud girls...
WE ARE NOT ALL PIGS! Some of us actually have morals and stuff!
It would be nice to be trusted in the future without the help of an averrated piece of crappy technology!
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LadyGuenivere
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posted October 20, 2006 04:52 AM |
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In every one of those situations, she was right not to trust the guy. So what's your point?
@RTI- I am perfectly capable of forming coherent sentences and I don't appreciate your gross mysogany towards women and cell phones. The men that I know are on cell phones more than women, "taking a **** business call" or something of the sort.
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posted October 20, 2006 06:15 AM |
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Eeerrrr, LG I think that you need to look the word player out in the urban dictionary 
Forget about the examples the real stuff that happened WAS about nothing so yeah and stuff.
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RTI
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posted October 21, 2006 04:38 AM |
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In retrospect, I had no right to say that. Sorry.
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