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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted February 01, 2007 07:21 PM |
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Fill in the blank baby..
This is simple and requires very little writing on your part. I know that HC threads end especially in RP because most of us don’t have the time. So I have started this thread to bring a bit of humor and even adventure without a lot of work for you. You just take your HC member of your choice and fill in the blanks that I have left. Copy and paste it and you’re done. I will include a new story once a week for your viewing pleasure. I will continue of the one from the day before everyday till the end of the week.
It was cold and the air was thick with confrontation; it wouldn’t be long before ________ went off. She was so tired of _________ coming to her and complaining that he couldn’t keep a woman. “Listen _________, all you do is sit around with day old pizza stuck to your chest hair while playing your one of ten thousand video games. __________ comes over and you two are practically on each others laps while woofing down HoHo’s at a fantastic rate of speed. I spoke with __________, your mother, and she said that you have gained like twenty pounds and she thinks your IQ is dropping as fast as your sex life.”
_________ thought to himself, this is like having a nut case for a best friend. He decided that ________ place sounded more appealing and a lot less snowing. ________ gets into his pink VW and speeds away. The anticipation of day old donuts and a major beer fest was just making him giddy. He gets out of his hot pink flipper and who comes skipping over to him Mrs. ___________ with her DD’s flopping in the midday breeze. “Oh my, are you working out?” (Rubs herself on him while making awkward noises in his ear.)She can't be talking to me, ________ has been with her for years and he is all buff and stuff.
He completely ignores her advances while daydreaming of escaping into another scene of WOW. “Uh, nope not lately, you?’ “Now come on __________, you know that ________ and I have the naked striptease class for single women over at the local gym. I have even invited you but you are too caught up in those games of yours.” ________ takes his pack'O beer into ________ house and starts the party.
To be continued…
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 02, 2007 08:14 AM |
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It was cold and the air was thick with confrontation; it wouldn’t be long before ________ went off. She was so tired of _________ coming to her and complaining that he couldn’t keep a woman. “Listen _________, all you do is sit around with day old pizza stuck to your chest hair while playing your one of ten thousand video games. __________ comes over and you two are practically on each others laps while woofing down HoHo’s at a fantastic rate of speed. I spoke with __________, your mother, and she said that you have gained like twenty pounds and she thinks your IQ is dropping as fast as your sex life.”
_________ thought to himself, this is like having a nut case for a best friend. He decided that ________ place sounded more appealing and a lot less *****ing. ________ gets into his pink VW and speeds away. The anticipation of day old donuts and a major beer fest was just making him giddy. He gets out of his hot pink flipper and who comes skipping over to him Mrs. ___________ with her DD’s flopping in the midday breeze. “Oh my, are you working out?” (Rubs herself on him while making awkward noises in his ear.)She can't be talking to me, ________ has been with her for years and he is all buff and stuff.
He completely ignores her advances while daydreaming of escaping into another scene of WOW. “Uh, nope not lately, you?’ “Now come on __________, you know that ________ and I have the naked striptease class for single women over at the local gym. I have even invited you but you are too caught up in those games of yours.” ________ takes his pack'O beer into ________ house and starts the party.
To be continued…
It was cold and the air was thick with confrontation; it wouldn’t be long before the cavalry went off. She was so tired of Beelzebub coming to her and complaining that he couldn’t keep a woman. “Listen Birdbrain, all you do is sit around with day old pizza stuck to your chest hair while playing your one of ten thousand video games. Fog Boy comes over and you two are practically on each others laps while woofing down HoHo’s at a fantastic rate of speed. I spoke with Manuella, your mother, and she said that you have gained like twenty pounds and she thinks your IQ is dropping as fast as your sex life.”
Fog Boy thought to himself, this is like having a nut case for a best friend. He decided that Nando's place sounded more appealing and a lot less *****ing. Fog Boy gets into his pink VW and speeds away. The anticipation of day old donuts and a major beer fest was just making him giddy. He gets out of his hot pink flipper and who comes skipping over to him Mrs. Naismith with her DD’s flopping in the midday breeze. “Oh my, are you working out?” (Rubs herself on him while making awkward noises in his ear.)She can't be talking to me, Fog Boy has been with her for years and he is all buff and stuff.
He completely ignores her advances while daydreaming of escaping into another scene of WOW. “Uh, nope not lately, you?’ “Now come on Mister, you know that Chloe and Zoe the hyperactive lesbians and I have the naked striptease class for single women over at the local gym. I have even invited you but you are too caught up in those games of yours.” Fog Boy takes his pack'O beer into Nando's house and starts the party.
To be continued…
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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