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Guitarguy
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posted February 18, 2007 03:32 PM |
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After my death I'm going to turn into a yellow smiley? WOW!! That's pretty cool!!!
There are so many hopelessly-single cybergamers on this forum ( ) that it scares me. We can expect a sea of yellow faces in the HC afterlife. And geez, I hope most people will refrain from learning martial arts. We'll never recognize the original Russ if that happens! 
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But wait, what if I want to be a blue or a green smiley?
First of all, masturbate so that you can die and become a yellow smilie. Depending on your color preference, you have to decide whether to hold your breath or ride the Gravitron. Or, if you don't like spewing, simply douse your yellow spheric body with blue paint.
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What if the red smilie gets poor morale from being an  masturbator so the  , lonely smilie gets lucky with the  chickybabe smiley and donates some sperm... what will the offspring be
I've no idea. But this could be a spermling. ---> 
-Guitarguy
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Aculias
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posted February 18, 2007 05:15 PM |
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God has forbidden many things.
Of all the humans in the world that broke a forbidden rule, I think over 99% of us would go to hell.
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Fortress_fan
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posted February 18, 2007 06:13 PM |
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God has forbidden many things.
Of all the humans in the world that broke a forbidden rule, I think over 99% of us would go to hell.
With 20% Catholics and 8% other Christians?
There is actually a way to pray to good of his mercy!
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Aculias
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posted February 18, 2007 07:31 PM |
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People make bad habbits on repeating mistakes.
The problem is that some people will make mistakes but in thier minds it's ok.
Reason is because they can always pray & then they are saved.
Then they will go out to repeat thier mistakes but as long as they pray, there is no problem.
Thats crap & you know it.
People will expoit the easiast way out & the oppurtunity to be on the winning side.
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Fortress_fan
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posted February 18, 2007 07:43 PM |
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People make bad habbits on repeating mistakes.
The problem is that some people will make mistakes but in thier minds it's ok.
Reason is because they can always pray & then they are saved.
Then they will go out to repeat thier mistakes but as long as they pray, there is no problem.
Thats crap & you know it.
People will expoit the easiast way out & the oppurtunity to be on the winning side.
Yes, you can't do a wrong thing and thinking "I can pray later, so It does not matter". They should try to good things, and when they do a thing and later realise that it was bad, they pray to God.
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