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Iris
Iris


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Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted March 13, 2007 02:38 PM

OooOOooOOoooOO Kookie, I like.  

Okay, sorry for interrupting.  Caryy on.  

(Psst, make sure you give me juicy details tonight, k?)  
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted March 13, 2007 06:04 PM

2 pages of pick up lines and small talks yet no action...

Vlaad... You were victorious... But you are no more
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted March 13, 2007 06:07 PM

No, now he's Vokial's daddy, remember?







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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted March 13, 2007 06:12 PM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 18:12, 13 Mar 2007.

Quote:
No, now he's Vokial's daddy, remember?



So who is the mommy...?

Kooka!?
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted March 13, 2007 06:34 PM

Well, apparantly, that's what he hopes for.
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted March 13, 2007 07:05 PM

Then Vokial is one happy and lucky baby to have such a hot mom to breastfeed him

Just as long as her nipples aren't hairy

We all know she likes them that way
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted March 13, 2007 07:11 PM

MMMmmmmmm

Nipples


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Vlaad
Vlaad


Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
posted March 13, 2007 07:36 PM

Is it cold in here... or are you just happy to see me?
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted March 13, 2007 07:49 PM

Quote:
Is it cold in here... or are you just happy to see me?

Why... It's totally freezing!


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Vlaad
Vlaad


Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
posted March 13, 2007 08:04 PM
Edited by Vlaad at 20:05, 13 Mar 2007.

Quote:
Quote:
Is it cold in here... or are you just happy to see me?

Why... It's totally freezing!


Why, you smooth-tongued, you...






smooth like butter on alcibiades' head
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted March 13, 2007 08:47 PM

Quote:
smooth like butter on alcibiades' head



Whatever you're doing with your free time is of no concern to me

I prefer Kookas belly
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted March 13, 2007 10:32 PM

Hey, don't drag my head into the discussion.
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Vlaad
Vlaad


Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
posted March 13, 2007 10:34 PM

Quote:
Hey, don't drag my head into the discussion.
Blah, it was just a metaphor. I could have used baby oil or something else.
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Vlaad
Vlaad


Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
posted March 13, 2007 10:37 PM

Hm, there's a thought...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted March 14, 2007 05:20 AM

Quote:
MMMmmmmmm

Nipples




Isn't that a fun word?  You can't use teats.  That sounds worse and it really isn't that fun but nipple?  It just kepps bouncing make and forth.  Kinda rolls off the tounge.
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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted March 14, 2007 08:53 AM

*walks into room dressed in nerdy tux and carrying a bouquet*

*walks towards lovely fairy*

*notices Vlaad; flowers wilt dejectedly in hand*

*turns around and walks out*


-Guitarguy
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted March 14, 2007 03:34 PM

Hello Lamp post!!!
What are you knowing?

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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted March 14, 2007 03:37 PM

Quote:
Hello Lamp post!!!
What are you knowing?

You came to watch my flowers wilting?

-Guitarguy
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baklava
baklava


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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
posted March 14, 2007 03:52 PM

This stuff is gold...
Move right on, people... The new season of the soap may be here sooner than anyone thought...

Quote:
Isn't that a fun word?  You can't use teats.  That sounds worse and it really isn't that fun but nipple?  It just kepps bouncing make and forth.

I actually prefer "boobie"...
Jolly boobies played around, bouncing left and right
Followed by the lovely and playful bottom tight
Oh it was a wonderful and so inspiring sight
Made me write a poem in the middle of a night...
(some Irish music plays in the background)

Cute, huh? I just wrote it... Oh how much inspiration about such poems my puberty is giving me...
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