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posted April 09, 2007 01:46 PM |
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Born of Crime
Please only the characters of Born of Crime post here, no other.... This is the RPG Thread. There is where the game playes.
YOU CAN DO:
-Play the Game as a Forum RPG
-Fight with monsters
-Get assigments
-Fight agints other characters if you meet them
YOU CAN'T DO:
-Post posts that are not about the game
-Post if you aren't character
-Be in more than one places
Examples to play the Forum RPG:
Quote:
Miguel comes there
"Where are you sam?" Miguel thinked.
"Where are you sam?" Miguel shouted.
This is just an example.
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posted April 12, 2007 08:24 PM |
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The russian Utrujki Smellow going to meet Mr. T.
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baklava
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posted April 13, 2007 03:34 PM |
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Mr. T pities the fool that goes to meet him 
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 13, 2007 03:38 PM |
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Utrujki goes out from an alley-way.
"Zdarova, parenyok! Shyas ti zdohnesh!" Utruki says. That he said means: "Hello boy! You now die!"
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baklava
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posted April 13, 2007 09:31 PM |
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Quote:
Mr. T answers with a russian accent:
"Ia zheleiu shenka kotoriy vstaiot protiv menia!"
I ain't talkin' no Russian foo'!
I'm talking business!
(takes off his shirt)
No mobsta is gonna mess with T!
(approaches Smellov)
(uses the Helluva Throw ability)
(throws Smellov helluva far)
So much 'bout that foo'. An' kids: don't forget to drink milk and eat yo' greens so you become big 'n' tough like mr T! A'ight!
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 13, 2007 09:33 PM |
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Utruki jumps away, adn he uses his AK machine gun. T might evades, or not... He shoots with the Great Strong Fast Critical Shoot skill.
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baklava
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posted April 14, 2007 12:18 PM |
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(Mr T catches the bullet in its flight and tosses it away)
No bullet's gonna hurt me, foo'! I dunno how you survived the helluva throw but I got more stuff up my sleeves!
(Takes his golden chains and uses them as a flail)
You goin' down sucka!
(Charges toward Smellov, grabs him with his chains, turns around twice and bangs him in a tree)
Get up foo'! We ain't finished yet!
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posted April 14, 2007 12:28 PM |
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Suddenly Smellow gets a dinamite, puts to Mr. T's cloth, (behind neck), and runs away. The bomb about to explode in 3 seconds.
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baklava
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posted April 14, 2007 01:07 PM |
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Lemme show you how quick mr T can be!
(3 seconds)
(mr T takes out a radio control and presses a few buttons)
(his van drives by and stops)
(he enters his van and drives it to Australia)
(2 seconds)
(he drops the dynamite in the Australian outback and drives back, crossing Smellov's road)
(1 second)
(he gets out of the van with a smile)
My van is helluva fast foo'!
(the dynamite explodes in the desert on the other side of the world)
Now you got no more explosives, sucka! It's just you an' me now!
Come 'ere!
(punches Smellov, stunning him)
(drags Smellov to a jail)
You stayin' there fo' good, fool!
Now I'm goin' to the youth center an' teach some kids how coo' it is to drink milk an' eat their greens!
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 14, 2007 01:19 PM |
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Smellow get out from the jail... but how?
Smellow uses his smalles dimanyte, that explodes the jail door and the lockign engine. He gets his weapon.
A policeman goes to him.
"Freeze!" said the policeman.
"Nope, guy" said Utrujki
The Battle begins
Utruki hits the policeman (police officer). Policeman gets 8 damage. He remain 22 hitpoints.
The policeman hits Utrujki Smellow. Utruki Smellow gets 9 damage. He remain 111 hitpoints.
Utruki hits the Police Officer. Policeman gets 8 damage. He remain 16 hitpoints.
The policeman hits Utrujki Smellow. Utruki Smellow gets 9 damage. He remain 102 hitpoints.
Utruki hits the Police Officer. Policeman gets 8 damage. He remain 8 hitpoints.
The policeman hits Utrujki Smellow. Utruki Smellow gets 9 damage. He remain 93 hitpoints.
Utruki hits the Police Officer. Policeman gets 8 damage. He remain 0 hitpoints. The Policeman died!
Utrujki won! He escaped from the jail!
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baklava
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posted April 14, 2007 01:54 PM |
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(Mr T keeps teaching the kids about the awesomeness of milk and greens... However he senses something's wrong.)
If that foo' got out of jail, he's in fo' some pain!
(Mr T goes to the jail and sees Smellov in front of it)
That's it sucka! Time to meet yo' creator!
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 14, 2007 01:59 PM |
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Smellow shoots with his gun, he also thorws a flash grande and a smoke grande. While Mr. T can't go, he goes away, and get to the secret way of Little Russia, in the Hot Street, and meet Dougal Cornelo. His soldiers protect him.
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baklava
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posted April 14, 2007 03:37 PM |
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(Mr T is stunned for a couple of seconds (those were powerful grenades, you know) but then clears his eyes)
Gonna getcha sucka! No one's gonna mess with T!
Hm, I might need some help on this one...
(Takes out his cellphone and calls his crew)
Yo, dogs, are ya with me? We gonna pop some gangsta fools...
(The crew soon assembles)
A'ight, let's kick some ass! Come out an' play, gangsta suckas!!!
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 14, 2007 03:54 PM |
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Suddenly, 80 Cornelo gangsters came out from an alley-way.
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baklava
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posted April 14, 2007 05:31 PM |
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Gary Coleman: What are they hoping to do? I mean, we're six toughest dudes that ever lived on Earth!
Mahatma Gandhi: Word!
Rambo: Alright, let's get to work... I'm taking these out alone.
Predator: Krrrrr
Mr T: No way sucka! I'm taking at least 30!
Rambo: Oh damn it, while we were arguing Chuck Norris got them all...
Chuck Norris (roundhouse kicking the last standing mobster): Sorry... I had to.
Predator: Krrrrr
Gary Coleman: Oh man, you didn't leave anybody fo' me?
Rambo: Relax, I sense there's more of them coming towards us...
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posted April 14, 2007 06:03 PM |
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But then suddenly 10 Colossi comes out from an alley-way.
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baklava
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posted April 15, 2007 02:34 PM |
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Gary Coleman: This one's are mine!
(jumps and bites their heads off)
Mahatma Gandhi: So much about the collosi...
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 15, 2007 02:38 PM |
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The last Colossus kills Mr. T and thorw his corpse to the sea.
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baklava
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posted April 15, 2007 08:17 PM |
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Of course he doesn't.
It's mr T you're talking about.
Mr T gets out of the water and throws the Colossus helluva far.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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posted April 15, 2007 08:50 PM |
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Baklava! Don' post to that thread! The rules aply to Mr T too, since you aren't the nember of Born of Crime, you cannot psot here!
The colossus kills Mr T, cut down his head and thorw it to the sea, adn thorw his body to the garbage.
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