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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted July 06, 2007 04:26 AM |
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Sandro Style!
Hanging in the tavern at the Necro-C
Waiting for my homies to go ahead and recruit me
I come with 10 skels for 3 thousand gs
All the nasty girls love my advanced Sorcery
Vampire wants his health like a baby wants milk
But I'm a skeleton, I don't hang with their ilk
Bumpin' in the club with the stinky Zombie
Liches before ******: the name of my posse
I'm a bad ass bone lord with a big ass boner
Though with the brains of my troops I'm more of a loner
My name is Sandro I don't know if ya heard
Raisin the dead flippin' Wizards the bird
This wraith thinks I'm hot but I think she's a snow
Nevertheless I taught her dimension door
I invented the skeleton dance no bones about it
Armageddon's Blade is just my bony *radio edit*
Every time I stroll through town they catch the disease
Ladies keep on telling me "1 skeleton plz"
Got a PhD in Necromancy and so many STDs I can't see
In fact I don't even have eyes as you may have surmised
If you in fact haven't you belong with my troops
The dead can't get deader so you've nothing to lose!
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted July 06, 2007 05:07 AM |
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Edited by Daystar at 05:07, 06 Jul 2007.
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Whoo! I love it! Is it a parody of any song, or did you do the whole thing? It was so funny! This should be a thread for fun songs like this for all heroes, Heroes I - V!
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted July 06, 2007 05:32 AM |
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well we all know, after Sandro, people like Solemyr, Gelu, and Crag Hack, but unfortunately I'm no bard.
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted July 06, 2007 05:42 AM |
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Edited by dkolb at 05:43, 06 Jul 2007.
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I made it up and my best friend who is also a HOMM fanatic contributed a little bit too! 
The irony is like we wrote the song in church during a really boring sermon.
IDK why but Sandro has always been my favorite hero because I remembered him from HOMM1-2 and when I played three, the shadow of death is still to me the best campaign ever, and the Armor of the Damned and the Cloak of the Undead King had to have been two of the coolest artifacts ever.
He made an appearance in HOMM4 but was removed in 5 although he is mentioned even in that.
Besides he's almost comical in someways.
In WOG instead of some scary sounding commander Sandro's is like "that festering corpse" or something.
I mean he's a freaking skeleton walking around like it ain't no thang.
That and the obvious skeletor references.
And I agree more songs
If someone makes a really good case for a character I might write another one
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Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted July 06, 2007 04:57 PM |
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Darn funny indeed  Stuff like this is QP worthy
The Grammy Award for the Best Skeleton Singer of the Year goes to dkolb
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SwampLord
Supreme Hero
Lord of the Swamp
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posted July 06, 2007 05:35 PM |
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I demand that a QP be given for that!
That was great, now I have to make one for H3 Fortress.
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They can take my swamp, they can take my town, but they will never take my FREEDOM!
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 06, 2007 07:27 PM |
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dude...this is great
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted July 07, 2007 04:03 AM |
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Quote:
I demand that a QP be given for that!
That was great, now I have to make one for H3 Fortress.
lol for that one be sure to include a line about how serpent flies dwelling costs wood even though it's a hole in a tree and if anything should GIVE you wood!
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted July 08, 2007 12:06 PM |
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Edited by dkolb at 12:06, 08 Jul 2007.
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I'm thinking of a new song involving Fabrice's love of pokemon.
edit: whoops double post...sorry!
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dkolb
Promising
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Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted March 05, 2008 04:42 AM |
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oh come on, we need more raps!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted March 05, 2008 10:14 AM |
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Dude you are the bomb 
At first I was like gay... and clicked another thread, then I was like, wait a second lmao.
So cool
Sandro is pretty awesome. Not quite as awesome as Yog but he's up there
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John says to live above hell.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 05, 2008 11:22 AM |
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I can't believe I had missed that, great job 
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted March 05, 2008 01:00 PM |
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Hmm, that was pretty good. I ought to get into the HoMM/HC parodies again.
-Guitarguy
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted March 10, 2008 01:39 PM |
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Big ass boner...? 
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dkolb
Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
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posted March 17, 2008 09:25 PM |
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Edited by dkolb at 15:25, 20 Mar 2008.
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yup he's definately packin' because remember in Heroes 3 SOD
he had that one wizard chick with him?
edit: I'll add some more from other characters later
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SwampLord
Supreme Hero
Lord of the Swamp
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posted March 20, 2008 12:50 AM |
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Really great.
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They can take my swamp, they can take my town, but they will never take my FREEDOM!
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