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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 24, 2007 08:35 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 20:39, 24 Sep 2007.
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HC opera season 2
SPAM WARS: The Mod Menace
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The HC republic is on the verge of collapse. A power-hungry overlord Lizardmen arises with plans to overthrow the HQ senate by tainting the forums with surprising amount of spam. Elvin Gon Gin and Alci Wan Kenobi are sent to investigate matters but barely escape with their sanity intact.
Immediate measures must be taken so the senate gives emergency powers to Alci Wan Kenobi that leads the Mod armies and eventually crushes opposition, a victory partially attributed to Angelito that managed to silence Lizardmen's communication systems.
On the aftermath of victory however Alci does not want to give up his power. Instead he decides to build a grand clone army of the republic to put an end to the spam side once and for all.
60 deleted pages later the war rages on. Who will prevail?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Edit: To avoid any misunderstandings I'm just fooling around - it's not a complaint 
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Ted
Promising
Supreme Hero
Peanut Exterminator
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posted September 24, 2007 09:00 PM |
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Edited by Ted at 21:08, 24 Sep 2007.
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...Along came Teddos riding his mighty stead, with his slightly less intelligent counterpart Geny Von Genie. They wrode West, in search of the tailed.... TotE Demo. This long forgotten artifact was once a myth, however a leap of fate from a young pacificier has lead to the discovry of a map, only for it to be captured by Lizardman and his spam and hamfast food restaurant. Who will prevail?
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted September 24, 2007 09:18 PM |
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Cepheus paced the monumentally dusty and long-forgotten Hall of Remembrance, pretending to be deep in thought. For months he had been far too engaged in the quarrels of HC for his own good. While normally on the sidelines, he felt that now was the time to act. Though who would he choose to assist? The spammers, or the mods? True, the mighty Lizardman, grand overseer of the spammers' crusade, had been felled in the heat of battle. Even so, the mods were the true rulers of all things just and honourable in the HC. Without their guidance, the bumbling mage would never have attained his cherised QPs, something to be thankful for. Despite his idiocy, Cepheus never allowed a debt to go amiss. On the other hand, he despised Law and Order, even before he had seen the first series aeons ago.
The ancient fool pondered these matters thoroughly (or pretended to, at least). Finally, he decided to take action. The absent-minded old coot conjured a spell of illusion, masking his true intentions. The misleading spell brought about a post stating his allegiance to the spammers' cause. He had three choices. Should he subjugate himself to the spammers' cause, which was surely the clear leader in this endless war, or join the morally adept moderators in their quest for victory? There was a third, more frightening option... was it finally time to return to the Oblivion that was 'lurking'?
"Who will prevail?" he wondered. "Only time, or the next weather forcast, will tell..."
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 24, 2007 09:32 PM |
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and bixie randomly explodes!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 25, 2007 09:38 PM |
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SPAM WARS EPIDODE 2: A Lost Hope
After a brief period of peace followed by the demise of the evil overlord Lizardmen, the clone wars began. A new menace descended upon the HC republic under the name Lizardmen 2. Nobody knew who he was or his intentions because his messages were always cryptic and subtle until he dropped the facade and released his spam powers.
After a valorous battle Lizardmen 2 retreated scarred with two penalties but his twin brothers Lizardmen 3 and Lizardmen 4 came to defend his honour. Especially 4 unleashed his fearsome mind powers(and certificates) but could not overcome the combined might of the HC heroes and eventually admitted that somebody should put him in bed. Must have been Alci Wan Kenobi's mind trick.
But as we know a second period of serenity a darkness rises on the horizon. How many clones does Lizardmen have? Will we be enough to stop them all? And what if they rally under the original overlord? 
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted September 25, 2007 11:57 PM |
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Want to bet someone will be lizardmen in the next april fools joke?
Or maybe someone named Knightlizardmen...
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"Am i a demon? No im a priest of the light! THE BLOODY RED LIGHT"
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted September 26, 2007 10:36 AM |
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Lizardmen the overlord knows his clones shall fail in their persuit to bring spam to HC, However he is working on a Ultimate clone, A hybrid of Wogedn , Knightdougal and himself. But how shall he combine the dark god of spam , the penalty hunter and being unable to spell properly all together?
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"Am i a demon? No im a priest of the light! THE BLOODY RED LIGHT"
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 26, 2007 11:14 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 11:31, 26 Sep 2007.
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Mytical, the poster child for chaos, thinks it will be sooo much fun to confuse both sides. Though neither a spammer or mod, she has an uncanny ability to create and sew chaos while seeking to bring everybody together in peace. There is a spam storm brewing. Which side will win? Will both sides get so fed up with Mytical they will forget their battle and send the white coats to get her? Only time will tell
"Don't let me get bored, you won't like me when I am bored" (hehehe)
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