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MaacTheBrutal
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posted January 27, 2008 09:14 AM |
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Honkyoku Izakaya (Tavern of the Travelling Monk)
Welcome to my humble tavern. Please sit down, enjoy a nice ale, sake, or whatever else you desire that we have to offer. I am your faithful barkeep, Maac The Brutal. We also have rooms available for the night, just let me know.  anyway,
thank you for your patronage.
Sayonara!
MaacTheBrutal.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted January 27, 2008 02:05 PM |
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antipaladin
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posted January 27, 2008 02:32 PM |
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Okay Dear,Come,lets drink some tea Dear,smokesome Nargila,and bring me vodka falverd Sake`
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Lord_Evil
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posted January 27, 2008 03:17 PM |
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Quote:
smokesome Nargila
Shame on you Anti! ...im an antismoker.
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Ceres
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and sweetness
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posted January 27, 2008 03:25 PM |
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Ohayou!
I think I want California Maki, Kani Salad, Tanuki Udon, Kimchi soup and a bottle of Sake on my table, please! 
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MaacTheBrutal
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Kami Kaze Samurai
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posted January 28, 2008 10:30 PM |
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Hey now, this is a free country (haha, riiight) and one nargila will be served right up. We serve either Egyptian tobacco, turkish tobacco, US tobacco  , and the ever popular Amsterdam Indica/Sativa blend for our more adventurous patrons. And ceres, a waiter will be sent directly to your table, ASAP. Now excuse me will I empty this trash, and wipe down the table.
SAYONARA
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antipaladin
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posted January 28, 2008 11:10 PM |
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apple falveord turkish tabaacoo
i live in israel and i guess thats were our nargila are copied from, i been in analaia,in turky,its such a lolvy place..
also,please,my standerts of cuban sigars, Marlborow reds,Uzbeki Plov,Russian Oliviee,German Firshtian Nurzen shain,and japanise fest food.
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MaacTheBrutal
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posted January 29, 2008 02:21 PM |
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Very nice, I am coming to Israel this summer for the birthright trip, but I plan to extend my trip and stay until at least december. Do you know of any cool places I should visit during my stay? Maybe I'll go to a nice nargila bar. haha.
SAYONARA
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antipaladin
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posted January 29, 2008 02:38 PM |
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woha,so where in israel,lemme know,couse if i meet u i can guide u around or sometihng,nargila bar? sure Abu-Haaled in outskirts of kiryat bialik is nice,its a fest food +nargila bar,not too expensive. meny other places are too..lemme know lol.
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MaacTheBrutal
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posted January 29, 2008 11:03 PM |
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umm, i'm not positive where i'll be going, but i know my friend's dad has a house on the dead sea, so i'll probably start there, and work my way to pretty much anything else i can get to. Also i know of a kibbutz that i wanted to stay on for a few weeks or so, and work a little. But, when i figure out where i'm going exactly, i'll defniitely let you know, it would be helpful to have a native to be able to communicate and kind of let me know what's cool to see and what not. That would be awesome. Thanks.
SAYONARA.
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antipaladin
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posted January 30, 2008 09:03 AM |
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well me and geny live in the north at provinze of haifa,but were not religouse,nor kibbutzi,infect we disgarde this kind of action,but what to see? simple israel landscap,malls and stuff,mini usa,also view jeruslame and wetc.
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MaacTheBrutal
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posted January 30, 2008 09:51 PM |
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well, I'm not religious either, but I wanted to stay on a Kibbutz cause i've heard that it's a good way to stay for free, and see israel at the same time. I just want to get to see as much as possible, and spend as little as possible, I'm sure you understand. haha, Yeah, in the US, we call Israel the 51st state, but they get better treatment then almost all of the states here.
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Trogdor
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posted January 31, 2008 07:52 AM |
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What do you have here for drinks?
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MaacTheBrutal
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posted January 31, 2008 09:05 PM |
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We have various imported and domestic ales, ranging from the ever popular Heineken, to the far eastern Tsing-Tsao. We also have many different varietels of Vino, dry whites and reds, semi-dry whites and reds, and sweet whites and reds. For just a few extra gold coins, a hostess will bring the complimentary nargila, with the choices of smoke mix discussed above, and for the weary or drunken traveller, we offer splendid lodgings for the night. Only 10 coins per night. Please sit, and don't hesitate to call on your friendly neighborhood barkeep. MAACTHEBRUTAL!!!
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Trogdor
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posted February 01, 2008 11:55 AM |
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I'll have a Stella Artois please.
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MaacTheBrutal
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posted February 01, 2008 02:04 PM |
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ooh, good choice, one pint of Stella, coming right up.
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Spectrum
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posted February 01, 2008 02:32 PM |
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A Baileys and a huge Havanna cigar please.
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Totoro
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posted February 02, 2008 09:00 PM |
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Pianist is playing some joyful country music and people are laughing and telling stories when HE steps inside the bar, drags his revolvers and starts shooting everywhere BANG!!BANG!!BANG!!
After the smokes of gunfire calms down he steps outside leaving the place full of corpses behind. Everyone is dead, except barkeeper. Barkeeper never gets killed...
Maybe because he has the desk right in front of him where it's easy to dive in emergency. 
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Geny
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posted February 02, 2008 09:03 PM |
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Wow! I see you got a TV here as well!
I love a good western movie.
Bring me sake and something small to eat with it. (never tried sake... yet)
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MaacTheBrutal
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Kami Kaze Samurai
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posted February 03, 2008 11:11 AM |
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whoa...
wow, That was intense...Thank god the barkeep lives to tell the tale. Come on man! Now i getta get a whole new slew of people to come drink here, and i gotta hire an Uzbekistani boy with a mop to clean the blood, brain, and entrails off the walls and floor. Not too cool. One warm Sake coming up, and if it's your first time, I suggest a nice warm plate of Tempura on the side. Not too greasy, compliments of the chef Masaru.
Sayonara!
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