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Santa_Claus
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posted November 17, 2001 05:27 AM |
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Santa visits Heroes Community
I know it is a bit early (39 days too early) but i was just wandering what you would want for Christmas! I buy you anything you desire on my credit card (special creditcard accepted at any Toystore) I will even buy a special christmas present for the two-be newlyweds.
Okay post them all here:
PS: And Merry Christmas to all and all a good 39 days! HO! HO! HO!
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malkia
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posted November 17, 2001 05:37 AM |
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Quote:
I know it is a bit early (39 days too early) but i was just wandering what you would want for Christmas! I buy you anything you desire on my credit card (special creditcard accepted at any Toystore) I will even buy a special christmas present for the two-be newlyweds.
Okay post them all here:
PS: And Merry Christmas to all and all a good 39 days! HO! HO! HO!
Santa, I want the head of Osama Bin Laden 
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 17, 2001 05:44 AM |
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well...
you see kids, i can give you a gift that has never been alive but something that has felt pain is not on. You see, who am i to kill off another person. I just wish that didn't give him that book on how to drive a 727 into the twin towers. I should of thought.
But it doesn't matter anyway. I know what you have done this year and it wasn't pretty. Therefore, NO PRESENTS FOR YOU! ok?
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celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 17, 2001 05:50 AM |
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His head from a toy store? LoL.. I dunno, mabey the world's getting better after all..
Umm umumum..
All I want is my lab top! W/all my game's!
I almost bought a PS2 W/dark cloud today
i need gaming in my life
So, if you could get my mom to hurry up, and mail it to me (i just asked her) I could have it before I'm in the middle of the ocean. Get a few new game's at hong kong for 5 American dollar's (could get two pack's of ciggerate's w/5 buck's)
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DarkTitan
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posted November 17, 2001 05:59 AM |
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HEY!
YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YO POST SOMETHING UNDER MY NAME!
I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART STRAIGHT AFTER I CHANGE MY PASSWORD!!!!
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 17, 2001 06:02 AM |
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ignor it DT!!!! or you won't get any presents!
I'll say this under my own name!
alright a laptop with games it is. every kid wants one of those! you kids are buying me out of house and home! why can't you kids be like the ol' days? you know what people asked for back then? tin soldiers, ping pong ball, and the odd whoopie cushions. they combined would cost under 1o dollars. These days the price is over a thousand each! good thing i get paid well!
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celfious
Promising
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posted November 17, 2001 06:03 AM |
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Yea'? I used to like lego's man.. I got into tincker toy's too! So what of it huh? I'm advanced!
This is a new world, and you can't hang w/the evolvment santa..
I suggest you start rippin' of those high tech company's, like micro! Get your elves on the inside's man..
Then we'll need you again.
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 17, 2001 06:11 AM |
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already on the job
Now kids, santas found something hes good at, Stealing! Now if the cops roll up on Christmas day, just tell them that you saw santa buy your present fair and square, alright?
And yes i understand that we live in a new era, so expensive toys for everyone! (but don't expect stockings,)
Got to go one of santas helpers has decpitated another and a fights started!
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DarkTitan
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posted November 17, 2001 06:26 AM |
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ignoring our last debate,
i want a cumputer that has a screen the size of my wall ( roughly 5 by 10m) and the maximum quantity of MHZ around, i want it to run h4 so fast that i could blink and whatever i had got it to do would have started.
OR is that to much for you?
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 17, 2001 06:21 PM |
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...I want a book on all of Santa's secrets and stuff...including how his reindeer fly, and how he manages to fit down the chimneys...especially when there isn't one...
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted November 17, 2001 07:33 PM |
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Mens Santa in corpore sano
As the old latin saing goes, a healthy mind corresponds to a pumped up body. Santa, you sound like a total nut-case, I reaaaly am curious about how you look 
P.S: Don't take it the wrong way, I like an old fashion nut-case!
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RMS
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posted November 17, 2001 10:49 PM |
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Santie Clause, just how old are you?
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Nickman77
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from Poland.
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posted November 17, 2001 10:56 PM |
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I haven`t seen santa-viking before.
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RMS
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posted November 17, 2001 11:02 PM |
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...his other suit must be at the dry-cleaners...
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rogue
Promising
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Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
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posted November 18, 2001 01:02 AM |
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I haven`t seen santa-viking before.
you should go to Norway sometime...
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 18, 2001 01:02 AM |
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yeah
This is how Santa really dresses. A reporter saw me once and didn't like what i was wearing so she game me a whole new dress. Even though i was quite proud of my zebra pants.
I am 2001 yrs old.
RMS, the book you wanted is sold out and won't be in for a few yrs, but i'll try my hardest.
Plus HC doesn't have a santa avertar (hint hint valerie)
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RMS
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posted November 18, 2001 01:11 AM |
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...wow, you're old Mr. Santa sir!
...why's the book sold out? I thought you were Santa! ...you don't need to buy anything. Hmph! ...and to think that I once thought Santa CLaus was the coolest guy and honest guy around...
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 18, 2001 01:22 AM |
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BUY?!
Of course i have to buy it, want am i going to do borrow it? I pay for it o my credit card and for insulting m like that,
NO PRESENTS FOR YOU!
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RMS
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Legendary Hero
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posted November 18, 2001 01:24 AM |
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...what kind of a cheap, viking weirdo Santa is this? ...how dare you try to shatter the dreams of all the little childern in the world!! For all I know, you're just some drunk that just got kicked out of the bar...
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Santa_Claus
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posted November 18, 2001 02:26 AM |
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Now RMS,
I know you must be feeling a bit angry from that present i got you in 1989, that sweater was horrible but i did it for your own good. I wasn't prepared to buy you that monster truck and your underaged licence so i am sorry. But please try to remember i did it for you and if you don't like well too bad! I'm off to the North Pole pub and your welcome to join me and we can discuss it then.
Hey i cant believe how considerate i was up there!
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