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Aculias
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posted March 16, 2008 04:33 AM |
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Pnly a few truths about WOMEN!!!
Here is some little facts about some women.
Yes it even goes with innocent ones like Pandora & Ceres.
To the ones you really need to be careful about like a Violent Flower & Mytical 
Here are the 9 WORDS WOMEN USE.
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
So yes when Kooka gives you the fine. You better hope she means your fine or else
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Elvin
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posted March 16, 2008 04:37 AM |
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Thumbs up!  Thanks Acu that's just the thing I wanted to see now I can't get any shuteye.
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kookastar
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posted March 16, 2008 04:43 AM |
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hehee
Apart from the 5 min one,{and maybe the saying nothing, it could just be that I have already drifted off to another place} they are all spot on for me.
what does it mean when we say I want to come and visit you, does that mean I'm into foursomes 
sorry
that's fine, really lol
um...
what does it mean when we say "this is the last time"
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Aculias
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posted March 16, 2008 04:44 AM |
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Edited by Aculias at 04:44, 16 Mar 2008.
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It means we suck LOL.
Plus I know NOW that I mispelled only
Editnly not own lol.
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Mytical
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posted March 16, 2008 05:25 AM |
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 I love it Acu. You forgot a few (I think).
We need to talk : I need to say something, and you need to shut up and listen and agree with me.
We need to do something : You need to do something, while I give you directions.
What do you think? : No matter what you say, your going to be wrong, but that is so if it goes bad I can blame you.
Does this make me look fat : Much like what do you think, there is no right answer. Dig in for a long night, you are in for a hurricane.
We invited (insert name) over: I invited somebody over, and you had best be on your best behavior, or else.
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Binabik
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posted March 16, 2008 05:28 AM |
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Edited by Binabik at 05:28, 16 Mar 2008.
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6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
I was told this just today by a woman. The context was something she thought was funny, like really really funny, like she wanted to share a good laugh with me. And well, I didn't get it at first. Then when I got it, it wasn't funny. But that was okay, she said so.
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
I just ignore this statement. Whatever it is, she'll get over it.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
If it takes that long to get dressed I don't want to go. Your hair is fine. Throw on a damn T-shirt and a pair of jeans and let's go.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
I just ignore this statement. Whatever it is, she'll get over it.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
OK, thanks. (I understand this one but never had it said to me in that way)
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
I just ignore this statement. Whatever it is, she'll get over it.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WOW WOW WOW I actually got thanked, she must have REALLY appreciated it.
8 . Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
I just ignore this statement. Whatever it is, she'll get over it.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
I just ignore this statement. Whatever it is, she'll get over it.
Unfortunately this probably requires an appology because I Was probably being selfish and should have helped her.
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Aculias
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posted March 16, 2008 05:58 AM |
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Thats why it is only a fraction of knowing women.
This dont even break the surface
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Binabik
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posted March 16, 2008 06:49 AM |
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What is there to know? Women are different, just accept it and everything is fine. It's only when you expect them to think and act like men that it becomes a problem.
When something trivial and meaningless is important to them, all you need to know is that it's important to them without trying to understand why. And pefect the art of pretending to listen, but pay just enough attention so that when they say "you aren't even listening" you can dig into the back of your mind and pull a miracle by repeating what they just said.
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted March 16, 2008 07:01 AM |
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Quote:
Does this make me look fat?
There is only one right answer to that question:
"No, but your ass does."
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Mytical
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posted March 16, 2008 07:32 AM |
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Heck I can't figure out other women either, and I am one. What chance does a guy have? . Sometimes I can't even figure myself out. No wonder I am so chaotic. As for you Omega, that is a sure way to get hurt fast. Hope you have your insurence paid.
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Binabik
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posted March 16, 2008 07:38 AM |
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Edited by Binabik at 07:39, 16 Mar 2008.
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I've never actually been asked the one about looking fat. But if I was, I'd probably answer it honestly. Isn't that one thing a relationship is for? You need to be able to ask SOMEONE questions like that and get an honest answer. Otherwise how are we supposed to know.
I mean I sure don't want to go walking around with my lime green socks and bright orange pants thinking it was ok because my gf/wife lied to me and said it looked fine. If I look like a dork, I want to know that I look like a dork. That's what friends are for.
Of course if you want the diplomatic answer. Just say "try the other one on again". Then say "that one makes you look thinnner".
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted March 16, 2008 07:41 AM |
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Why ask loaded questions if you can't handle truth? They way I look at it is if a woman wants someone to lie to her, I'm not the one for her.
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Mytical
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posted March 16, 2008 07:42 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 08:01, 16 Mar 2008.
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Heh, I've even tried the "You always look amazing, wish I had your figure." answer. Trust me when I say, there IS no one right answer. Not answering is even worse. It is the ultimate catch 22.
Edit : You may luck into a correct answer, but that is just luck. Don't try to use the same one the next time. It changes per woman, and per time asked.
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Azagal
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posted March 16, 2008 07:56 AM |
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Trust me when I say, there IS no right answer.
Yes there is. Of course there is no "phrase" you can always say with 100% success chances but you CAN give a right answer trust me .
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Mytical
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posted March 16, 2008 08:00 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 08:00, 16 Mar 2008.
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Yeah, there just is no one right answer. Guess I should fix that in my post. You may luck into exactly what they want to hear, but it is usually different each time, and for each woman. Heaven help you if you don't guess right though.
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Aculias
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posted March 16, 2008 08:07 AM |
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You are wrong Azagal for one simple reason(S)
Women are never satisfied unless they got something to B about.
Even if you are right IT DONT MATTER LOL.
You can even say the right answer
Even if there is no problem it dont matter lol.
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vlad976
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posted March 16, 2008 08:19 AM |
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Even if you are right IT DONT MATTER LOL.
ugh... girl logic... 
That's why you get a couch that's more comfortable than any bed.
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Ceres
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posted March 16, 2008 08:26 AM |
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I have read this thread for several times... and Hey! I just noticed that my name was mentioned in this thread! Aculias....!  *outrageous*
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Aculias
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posted March 16, 2008 08:27 AM |
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See what I mean.
You just cant win LOL.
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Mytical
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posted March 16, 2008 08:29 AM |
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Yes, you should just accept your fate, agree with us, and submit to our will .
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