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Milena
Milena


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posted November 25, 2001 02:45 PM

LoL I'm going to abstain here

One thing is for sure: women are more beautiful than men. At least in my country this is the way it is.

I have never been a guy and will never be. So, I don't know and wouldn't know how it feels. But I don't like shaving as much as men don't. They can have beards but I can't have my legs unshaved.

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RMS
RMS


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posted November 25, 2001 04:59 PM

...hmm, yep...all men should just drop dead right now...then everyone'de be happy...especially us
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Milena
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posted November 25, 2001 07:10 PM

This is what happens

when "lazy Milena" speaks... but after all, the whole legs are a kinda toy to do every day. *sighs*

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rogue
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posted November 25, 2001 07:32 PM

Well, many girls don't shave their legs in the winter when their legs will be covered anyway...

I don't shave my face every day. I'm a slob. I'll do it every two or three days... if I have time.

however, it does suck having external genitals... I mean, they can get pinched by jeans or hit, and it's just not pleasant. Plus it's too blatantly obvious when a guy is "excited"

I do think girls are prettier than guys... and I don't think it's just because I'm male either...

I figure it would be neat to be a girl for a month or something, just to know what it's like, but I wouldn't wear makeup, and I'm sure I'd be too wierded out to try the sex thing, unless it was some sort of lesbian thing.

*shrug*

I wouldn't want to change from birth though... just because then I wouldn't know what it's like to be a guy.
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Milena
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posted November 25, 2001 08:14 PM

Neat?

Oh, yeah, just make sure you get the red tide and the migraine as well. LoL. I bet most guys won't be able to live thru a migraine. *grins*

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Romana
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Thx :D
posted November 25, 2001 08:18 PM

I wouldn't mind beeing  my husband for one day and the best day would be the first of my "red period". I also wouldn't mind beeing in the army or working at the office every day. I think I could sabbotage a lot for Hexa.
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RMS
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posted November 25, 2001 08:21 PM

...so why would you want to do that?
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted November 25, 2001 08:46 PM

Just for fun. Don't get me wrong I reaaaaly love him and wouldn't do anything to damage his carreer just some little innocent practical jokes

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Milena
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posted November 25, 2001 08:46 PM

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I wouldn't mind beeing  my husband for one day and the best day would be the first of my "red period". I also wouldn't mind beeing in the army or working at the office every day. I think I could sabbotage a lot for Hexa.

At least here women work as much as men, get lower salaries and have to take care of the children, cook and clean... and have the red period.... is this fair.

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Romana
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Thx :D
posted November 25, 2001 08:49 PM

Milena stop acting like a baby and get on. You're not the only one and since you can't change that fact lean to live with it. Jeez..you're only 19!!!
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DonGio
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posted November 25, 2001 08:53 PM

RMS, you sure have a sense of humor, eh?
"Why would you want to do that?" mie-mie-mie-mie-mieeeee
It's a *joke*!!!!

And to Shae: Those were kinda crappy arguments. That guy with Baal's avatar put it right . My points are based on conventional perceptions, yours are based on you, you and your life. And "if standing up peeing is the only advantage to being male...": Have you read the posts? They were looong! With lots of points and advantages!

Men get fat and ugly when they're old? I'll wager I have to work less for my abs than you have to to keep your figure trim.
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Milena
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posted November 26, 2001 07:17 PM

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Milena stop acting like a baby and get on. You're not the only one and since you can't change that fact lean to live with it. Jeez..you're only 19!!!
Can't you see the controvercy here "You're only 19... stop acting like a baby". I am a baby, dear Romana.

The mere fact is that when I typed it, I was crying in RL because I had migraine. Maybe you don't know the pain but I do very well. It makes your world shatter. It makes you want to live no longer. Not that I'm complaining but I find it unfair that I have to cry every time on 26th every month while guys will laugh enjoying their lives. I'm telling you, this is pain BEYOND expression. Every girl who has been thru it wants to be a guy. You can kiss your husband and thank the Lord you're not one of us. Happy you

*wipes her tears*
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IceDragon
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posted November 27, 2001 03:22 AM
Edited By: IceDragon on 26 Nov 2001

I couldn't resist.  But note that I am doing a lot of this in a teasing manner and am not really trying to be offensive.

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6.YOUR! being egoistic again <regarding changing last name>

how is refusing to change our last names egotistic? I didn't change mine.  Moreover, why should you care?  it doesn't affect YOU!

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7.and what you do there <in the garage>?mop the floor?

~sarcasm~ ow, you SO got me! feel my PAIN!  ~end sarcasm~ That's where we keep our Harley-Davidsons, you silly little adolescent!

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8.well guys don't care about that terms

you should.  bad reps make you miss out on quality females.

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9.she can <scratch herself> it just looks bad(for men it doesn't 'cause they are barbarians from nature  

LMAO!  "barbarians!"  well, you got that right about yourself, no doubt!

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10.Well but we (guys) bad reactions because of that <girls sleeping with girls>

Did it ever occur to your tiny mind that some of us girls don't always care what self-proclaimed "barbarians" like YOU think?

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11.you have to get makeups, decide what to wear, put your packets (I don't know the word in English)...Men get only sexier with age (well most of us)but women become fat,ugly (most of them).

Can't wait to see you when you're 50, I bet you look like you've been run over by a truck what with all the women slapping you for all those years!

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I won't loose the "drive" 'cause I hone my skills everyday  

Real friendly with your hand, I see.  *smiles innocently*  You know, I hear that those parts wear out with overuse.

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Women don't have logical thinking they only trust their intuition.

Prove it -- LOGICALLY!  I outscored most of my colleagues in maths, sciences, and philosophy.

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I got laid with many girls and it wasn't hard.

Must have been expensive, though.  

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We die younger cause we enjoy life more.

No, men like you enjoy life more STUPIDLY and don't take care of yourselves physically.

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The voice normalizes.

Translation: you sound alternately like a moose and a squirrel in eveyr sentence all through adolescence.  That's reeeal sexy!

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Women think that our clothes are boring and theirs are cool but we just don't care about that.

Boring, no (have you ever actually ASKED a woman what she thought of your clothes??)  In need of fashion help, sometimes.  Some men are hopeless.

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IF I get married my wife will have to work for her own to get money.

Well, with an attitude like that, you certainly won't have to worry about getting married any century soon.


lastly...

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Men get fat and ugly when they're old? I'll wager I have to work less for my abs than you have to to keep your figure trim.


Ah, my friend... the REAL question is... WILL YOU work for your abs?

I do.  And I plan to, for life.    Perhaps I'll check up on a lot of you guys in 30 years and see how you look.  Just because I say that IF I had been given the choice before conception I'd have picked to be MALE doesn't mean I, personally, am a "dog" now.  It'd really be more a matter of CONVENIENCE (easier) for me to be male instead, but no way would I try to change myself now.  I'm not unattractive and I'm well within a healthy weight range for me.  I started swimming regularly for exercise recently, and golly gee!  I actually have visible arm muscles now because of it.  Would I try to out-lift a guy then?  heck no, but I can lift my husband and carry him (and he can do the same for me!)    As long as I don't have trouble performing my daily duties and I look good, I guess everything's okay.  Yes, I think that women are a higher example of beauty overall.  Why?  Because more of us take PRIDE in our appearance -- that's the way we've been conditioned.  More men don't.  

THAT is why many (not all) of them don't take care of their abs and such when they get older.  Once again, maleness is a "matter of convenience".  Guys get it easier and we have to work harder for what we get.  Men are largely lazy and they expect the opposite sex to seek THEM out.  It's pretty sad that we do, actually. What do you say girls?  Let's make the guys work harder and look better to impress US this time!  

As I get older, I'll examine for myself who, ultimately, gets the last laugh... jury's out on that one.  It is pretty funny though... getting married increases a male's life expectancy and decreases a female's life expectancy.  Yet we still get to live longer, on average.

BTW I have known a guy who got migraines occasionally, I think he said it was due to a food allergy.  I happen to be lucky that I don't (knock on wood), but my mother did.  *hugs Milena*

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Darion
Darion


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posted November 27, 2001 03:46 AM

Haha... being a guy is harder in some ways than a girl, but that is mostly societal things, and not "natural" things. And I don't think I would ever change from being a guy.

1)Guys are under the constant fear of being labelled homosexual... it is a scary thing

2)In American society, guys are expected not to cry or express emotion. Otherwise, see no. 1.

3)Guys are not expected to be able to dance, sing, or perform in arts well at all. Otherwise see no. 1.

4)Guys are expected to have sex with a lot of women before they get married!!! Otherwise see no. 1.

5)Guys can't show affection towards other guys, whereas girls can all the time. Otherwise see no. 1.

6)Guys are expected to play "male" sports and do "male" (aka stupid and egoistic) things such as drive crazily and drink a lot.

7)Guys are expected to be oblivious and arrogant. Otherwise see no. 1.

See a pattern? Guys are expected to fit into a constant stereotype, otherwise you are labelled as homosexual and nobody wants anything to do with you. However, guys do have their advantages.. which others have gone into great depth here.

Note.. some things may be wrong or different in various societies and parts of the world!
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RMS
RMS


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posted November 27, 2001 04:19 AM

...oh no! I think I'm in danger of becoming homosexual! Noo! I can change my ways! I can amend my misdeeds!
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Milena
Milena


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posted November 27, 2001 08:03 PM

<<I think you're talking about teenagers.>>

I hate these macho things. I can't guy for I'm a guy. Gee, we are living in the 21th century! It's not your Middle age soap sagas with knights and ladies, weak and sweet as dolls and smashed by corstets.

Crying is not a femine thing. It's a HUMAN thing. Before being a guy or a girl, one is a human.
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Darion
Darion


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posted November 27, 2001 11:27 PM

LOL.. never thought about that... yes I think it's mostly teenagers and pop culture. I have been brainwashed by the media
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Milena
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posted November 28, 2001 08:50 AM

If they think you're gay

they are all fakes and I don't understand why would should bother about their opinion. *shrugs*
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Wesley
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posted December 04, 2001 07:42 PM

Hmm

Sometimes I really do.. If I look at the life most men live.. There life stops at age 20. Then it's working working working.. Females on the other hand could just take a rich guy and then live on his money.. Maybe I have much money.. But still I have to work someday. I really hate that.. Because almost every man does the same job every day.. and every day the same.(Most jobs) vacation's are rare. and blehhhh! On that part I wish I was female.. But on the other hand.. Having babies. Missing something on my body,the month problem And kissing guys.. uhh.. NO! And by the way. Most females work this day aswel. I have nothing against work..but many jobs are boring and every day the same looks very stupid. Only jobs with computer games seem cool to me. Or creating Nature films or something. Singer? Hmm Being famous maybe.. but other like Truck driver,Taxi driver,Bus driver,mechanican,timberman and all that other .... are boring.

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Frenzie
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posted December 05, 2001 01:54 AM

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naah...being a women, wearing all those 50 layers of make-up etc...too much time too much care. my answer to the question is nope


Not everyone wears makeup,i dont, dont see the point, my skin is perfect anyways *grin*

Thats another note actually, females have such soft skin.


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