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posted March 16, 2018 10:12 AM

bort said:
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've had it up to my eyebrows with trying to keep track of all of the creatures in the heroes games.  HOMM III was the worst because not only did you have to keep track of 7(!!!) creatures per towns, but apparently, these creatures could also be "upgraded" to further confuse the poor player.  In light of this, I propose that future installments of heroes cut down creatures to one - "Bob."
This would also simplify towns since now there would only be one - "Bobtown."  In addition, town management would be much easier since you would now only have to build one structure - the Bob Pens.
Combat should also be simplified.  Instead of having all of these strange "attack" and "defense" skills, it should be nice and easy and be a Bob for a Bob.  If your opponent has 20 bobs and you have 25 bobs, you win the combat with 5 bobs left over.  I know I always hate not knowing who's going to win a battle before it starts.
Hero skills should be reduced to two - the "Bob Herding" skill for Might heroes which would improve the effectiveness of your Bobs - for instance if you had a high Bob Herding skill you could change combat to 1.1 Bobs for a Bob.  Magic heroes would learn the "Summon Bob" skill which allows you to summon extra Bobs during combat.
The AI also needs to be pared down.  I absolutely HATE it when the computer does something like attack my ranged troops first or anything like that (of course, since there will be only Bobs, this particular problem will be eliminated).  I propose that 3DO adopts the Super Mario AI system so that the computer heroes (with associated hordes of Bobs) would walk back and forth in predetermined, set patterns.
The beauty of this is that 3DO wouldn't have to pay that guy they have playtesting any more and could just release the games faster and faster and make more and more money!  That's what we all want, isn't it?


its an hc link, but i dont care



this sounds like an extremely addictive phone game. and one i would actually play.

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posted March 16, 2018 10:52 AM

Bob of Bob and Bob.
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posted March 17, 2018 11:28 PM


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posted March 26, 2018 08:39 PM

Karate Kid versus Chicken
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posted March 31, 2018 05:18 AM

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posted April 03, 2018 02:46 PM

Male monkeys prefer boy toys then females monkeys prefer girls toys

Damnt monkeys patriarchy.  

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posted April 03, 2018 04:18 PM

1- I already know about this but what is funny about it? Lately you keep using the funny links thread to prolong debates where you got asskicked (look what a masculine way of describing it)  cause you keep mixing apples and oranges.
2- I never implied male and female neurology are identical, did I. Actually, I emphasized they weren’t. Do such differences build a social construct of hierarchy though, because you’d have to be more than blindly biased to claim patriarchal structures in human history are caused only by biological origins (they are not that old and they vary from culture to culture) and therefore naturally inevitable.
3- Monkeys also have social orders, some primatologists even define as cultural and not only do they change from specie to specie (bonobos and chimps are quite the opposite regarding gender roles), they vary from group to group. In other words, even they learn behavior and carry it to next generations with variance not set in stone.
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posted April 03, 2018 04:43 PM

Umm, I think is funny because it proves monkeys patriarchy. A joke, shouldn't be that hard to get it, try harder. Btw, it also buries deeper your fanciful claims.

About ass kicking, if you refer to the gender discussion, I stopped argumentation because I am not an ideologue as you and my free time is limited. I stated that there is no evidence -until now- that females can reach the top levels of creativity and intelligence as men can - we don't know fully the testosterone properties (BUT they can excel and be better in many other fields, there IS evidence of that), and all you oppose as counter-argument is mediocre feminist mumbo-jumbo from the last 10 years or so, some myth about unknown to everyone matriarch societies then some "my granny" argument. From there, is not to me to come with some argument, but you to provide me with a list that proves me wrong.

To make it clear, it is crucial to distinguish the moral proposition that people should not be discriminated against on account of their sex — which I take to be the core of feminism — and the empirical claim that males and females are biologically indistinguishable. They are not the same thing and in my view, it is the biological difference which defines the gender roles.  
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posted April 03, 2018 04:52 PM

The link itself is not funny, and neither is your joke because it fails to even understand what it objects to. You keep arguing with a fantasy in your head but let me repeat again, nobody claims they are biologically indistinguishable to begin with. And I already gave you examples of creative women. If you label Virginia Woolf or Le Guin or anything that dont fit your bigotry "feminist mumbo jumbo," then that's your problem, literally.
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posted April 03, 2018 05:01 PM

Look again how bigot you are and frozen in the pathological niceness: you acknowledge they are NOT biologically indistinguishable but when I start to list what males can do better - and I also said what females can do better, they suddenly gather same capacities in your counter arguments and I am a fantasist.  

Also lol to your poor attempt to make me sound like I was saying females can't be creative, of course they can be, read better what I was saying. I'm tired to have you guys constantly reshaping my arguments to make them fit your standard and conventional debates.  
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posted April 03, 2018 05:09 PM
Edited by artu at 17:13, 03 Apr 2018.

You didn't list what males could do better, you've thrown in some pre 20th century or early 20th century "big names" and asked where are the female counterparts, it is literally the oldest trick in the book. I said things were really different before 20th century and gave you 20th century examples, reminding you how conditions weren't perfect even in that century either. So basically, you helped to demonstrate what you talk about is not biological but rather sociological. The biological differences are never that determinitive when it comes to such broad definitions as "creativity."
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posted April 03, 2018 05:25 PM

You can create what you think as being perfect conditions - btw forced equitable quotas males/females, I won't call such thing perfect conditions but a perfect scam - yet males vs females interest for concepts, actions and human interactions will still remain different and complementary, thus results will come as same ratio. Look in music area as I receive such adds and diagrams every week: only 1 female for 50 males (in candidatures) has interest into studying orchestra direction or composition. You will again say "it is social reflex!", however it remains only a slogan as long as the biology continues to put its veto.


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posted April 03, 2018 05:41 PM

I am not talking about quotas, but for instance, even someone such as Emily Bronte was forced to use a male pen name to be published and that was just 19th centruy, not medieval times. Now, I dont how things work in the world of classical music but in popular music, there are countless female songwriters and they are not less creative at all. Somehow, they are significantly absent in the world of jazz also, except singing. But to repeat myself, even one example is enough to demonstrate it is not a matter of biological incapability, (if we had an example of a man breathing under water, it would have meant we were biologically capable of doing it) and whether they were awarded or not, female composers exist.
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posted April 03, 2018 06:18 PM

Classical music, painting, jazz, chess, mathematics and sciences in general require spatial intelligence, abstract concepts handling, both greatly draining stamina and requiring great focus and energy. I personally experienced what a daily shift of ~300 nanograms of melatonin does (that's infinitesimal), my capacity to focus dropping from 25 min non stop to 5 minutes or less, so biology is fundamental and can drive and decide on all our aptitudes at cellular level. We know so little about, it baffles me how quick feminists pass through.  
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posted April 18, 2018 08:04 PM
Edited by artu at 20:04, 18 Apr 2018.

We are the weirdest species ever. Flight of the Bumblebee
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posted April 18, 2018 09:09 PM

lol, i like how they're all wearing black. that's a death color around attacking bees, since they go for the darkest areas when attacking(eyes, nose, mouth). that's why beekeepers wear white.

kinda disappointed that they didn't get swarmed. it would have been more amusing to see them try and play while getting stung. especially the guy with the suit shorts.

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posted April 20, 2018 11:52 AM


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posted April 20, 2018 04:09 PM


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Heroes-based proposal threadOn hold, while I'm writing my book. =)

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posted April 24, 2018 12:50 AM



Guys : What the **** happened?
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