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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Knox's Korner
Thread: Knox's Korner
mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted October 04, 2008 03:07 AM

Knox's Korner

I've finally decided to share this gem with HC. Awesomely funny.

My favorites:
Dr. Bob Saves the Day
Glass of Water
Klay Swimming Pool

-Do you have a screwdriver that's this big? It has to be this big, or it's not gonna work.
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-I wanna play Halo.
-No, our friend's in an operation.
-But I wanna play Halo!
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-You want some Co-co-co-la? You want some Co-co-co-la?
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-It's just one of those days.
-Yes, it is. A-da-pta-da-da-da- OHMIGODICAN'TBREATHE!
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-You did it! You saved Klay World! Hallelujah! Hallelulah. Hallelullrlrlrr... Good job!
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-I bet you stole that badge from a 3-year old!
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.
-Nuh-uh!
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-No, Snowman, don't jump! You can't swim, you only have sticks for arms!
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-You're too fat for the diving board.
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Mamgaeater
Mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted October 04, 2008 04:03 AM

lol i remember these i like the 'trapper' guy
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 04, 2008 10:37 AM

lol, that's great.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Card_Ximinez
Card_Ximinez


Famous Hero
no
posted October 04, 2008 02:08 PM

"You just wait 'til I get over there, you just wait 'til I get over there..."
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wtf this still exists

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted October 05, 2008 03:06 AM

"You're not gonna get over here! You're not gonna get over here!"
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Mamgaeater
Mamgaeater


Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted October 05, 2008 03:20 AM

"i like to sit on my pancakes" pancake mines
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted October 05, 2008 03:23 AM

"Look at nature. It's a rock and a tree."
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 05, 2008 05:43 PM

Oh no, it's the killer rubber ducky!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted October 09, 2008 02:45 AM
Edited by mvassilev at 22:43, 01 Nov 2008.

"What did the robot... say to the centipede?... STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!"

"It's funny because the robot... he ain't got no arms."
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Mamgaeater
Mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted November 04, 2008 09:56 PM

ROFL
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