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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 22, 2008 05:31 AM |
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Read this it changes you.
We have conducted testings of social conformity via your language and the internet. And now we inform you of our existence.
We are going to do a hidden scan in your neurosis ebulation mechanisms over the course of the next few days.
This test only requires that you remember the invitation and to our species. It will occur, in your dreams but when you awaken over next year you will receive a mark on one living cell which will not die until you do.
Some of our prior tests involved informing you all of an imaginary environment possibility that aliens exist, and the achieved results mattered nothing in our investigations for not one of you asked for proof, but we understand, our Celfious is not like many earthlings so his word as you perceive it is not seriously taken.
In the future if you undergo this phase of evolution to becoming among the intelligence under this influence you will not say anything at all unless your so compelled by the rest of you, or us. You will be a cross breed of our Celfious and Human. Something of which will become quite useful for our plans.
If you are to undergo this test you must remember our presence.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 22, 2008 05:48 AM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 22, 2008 05:53 AM |
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It is about bringing at least "the one" about for our experiment test you see... It is a true hero we seek, and this is like a dream/nightmare right out of holly wood.
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What are you up to
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 22, 2008 06:11 AM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 22, 2008 06:24 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 06:26, 22 Dec 2008.
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I fear you do not understand how this works. We do not take anyone for this test, it will take up to a year for this invitation to sink in for anyone who reads it. Some will forget, but "the one" would not forget. When we abduct you from your own mind power knowing we exist you will receive a mark on a living single cell that will never die unless you do. This cell is more powerful than any amount of any earth cell combination.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted December 22, 2008 06:34 AM |
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It really changed me Tremendously.
I showed me that life might have more meaning then I ever thought 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 22, 2008 06:55 AM |
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This thread has changed me from curious to bored.
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Go Red Sox!
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 22, 2008 06:57 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 06:58, 22 Dec 2008.
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Redsoxfan3, we will not tap into your neurosis no matter how much you remember our presence. We have little interest in your kind.
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What are you up to
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted December 22, 2008 07:01 AM |
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If you can even come close to even slightly amuse Sox, I would praise you for a day.
Or anyone for that matter lol.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 22, 2008 07:04 AM |
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Quote:
I would praise you for a day.
Or anyone for that matter lol.
Good god, I'm getting away from you.  I don't even want to imagine what might happen if the praising went too far.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted December 22, 2008 08:25 AM |
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I love this thread. This is my favouritest thread in a long time 
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 22, 2008 10:25 AM |
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Quote:
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I would praise you for a day.
Or anyone for that matter lol.
Good god, I'm getting away from you. I don't even want to imagine what might happen if the praising went too far.
i agree with William. We have enough fake messiahs as it is. *puts on a WW2 helmet and grabs a hunting rifle* stay away from my home if you know whats good for you
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 22, 2008 10:58 AM |
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It is about bringing at least "the one"...
You'll never take me alive!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted December 22, 2008 11:10 AM |
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Geny you aint the one! He is!
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 22, 2008 11:13 AM |
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He's just a superpowered freak, there are tons of beings like him.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted December 22, 2008 11:16 AM |
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name 5!
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 22, 2008 11:22 AM |
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Jean Grey, Apocalypse, Superman, Agent Smith, The Old Man.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted December 22, 2008 01:10 PM |
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But if a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 22, 2008 01:36 PM |
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I..feel..changed
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted December 22, 2008 01:38 PM |
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I..feel..changed
EWWWW...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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