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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Guide to Spamming in the Wastelands
Thread: Guide to Spamming in the Wastelands This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
HC SUPPORTER
posted May 07, 2009 03:08 AM

I see the leader of my fan club came back.....and stretched the page with the picture of a giant fist.  How nice.

Maybe I should add that to my spamming list.  Post oversized pictures whenever possible.  The larger and more obsecne they are, the better.
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Izzy
Izzy


Known Hero
too cute 4 words
posted May 08, 2009 08:32 PM

fan club?  you wish.  lol  what's with your new picture?  i thought you had an m&m.
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razor5
razor5


Famous Hero
Freezing...
posted May 08, 2009 09:42 PM

That was cooler,but it looked weird from the time I've saw the April Fool's posts

Anyway,I'm not WORSHIP MM

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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted May 25, 2009 09:00 PM

This post is completely unrelated, yet still on topic. Go VW!
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted May 25, 2009 09:06 PM

Unoriginal miru, unoriginal I've heard this line of reasoning more times than I can remember.
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Nebdar
Nebdar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
posted July 06, 2009 12:03 AM

Read the first post and there is something missing: Pictures unrelated but impressive and artistic pictures....

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted July 06, 2009 12:16 AM

I did tell you to humour me But sometimes more is less.. If they come in swarms they fail to make an impact.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted October 27, 2009 12:52 PM
Edited by Elvin at 12:52, 27 Oct 2009.

I forgot to update this wonderful thread with the spammer skills and prerequisites.
It bears Geny's Seal of Approval, may it raise a good generation of spammers





HERO CLASS: SPAMMER

SKILLS

Smiling factor: Measures the sunny side of the post, if it makes you smile yours posts gain favourable attention from the rest of the spammers.

Cunning: Measures the wit behind a post. The higher the stat the higher your chances of saying a smart line, it also increases the chance to recognize one.

Repetitiveness: That skill affects differently each type of spam. Some classic jokes are affected less while most others get increasingly unfunny.

Frowning Factor: This stat measures the possibility of your post gaining an unfavourable reaction. Some people have a natural tendency, it should be noted that the stat increases accordingly to repetitiveness.

Diplomacy: The chance of your post gaining support from other posters, an all-around useful skill to have. May cause the formation of natural three-ways.

Three-way: Allows three spammers to post as one, complementing each other's strength and covering their weakness. There is a high chance to involve more than three threads in one session. Reinforces your diplomacy stat with your posting mates until the duration expires.

Spamming Spree: Gives a burst of speed to spamming ability. The poster can reply to threads at an impossible rate, however it increases his mental fatigue. Not everyone can reach a high level in this stat.

Consistency: And even rarer skill, it allows a poster to keep a good level of spam throughout his posting. Having a high level still has a chance of critical failure.

Inspiration: Reduces the pace at which you run out of quality material.

Trolling: Gives a chance to incite flaming but increases frowning factor. Likely to give unfavourable posting attention.

Abstinence: Measures a poster's ability to refrain from posting bad quality spam or succumbing to flaming.

Spam Lore: A good spammer has extensive knowledge of spam links, the higher your lore the higher your chances for posting the right thing at the right time. It is subject to repetitiveness however.

Originality: An uncommon trait, when coupled with high cunning it yields some interesting results.

Humour: While not an absolute must a good spammer should strive to make others laugh. Failure to do so may cause apathy or unfunny follow-up replies.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted October 27, 2009 10:24 PM

so one what ranks you rank us now,elvisitios?
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted October 29, 2009 10:12 AM

Forgot one.

Post Structure: When a post no sense it makes, responses varied will they be. At worst people will misunderstand and view you negatively, at best they will not bother replying.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted October 29, 2009 01:17 PM

Touche`
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cthulhu7
cthulhu7


Hired Hero
AKA a merc...
posted December 19, 2009 10:48 PM

sweeeeeet... Hehehe.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted April 26, 2010 11:45 AM

Since some people don't seem to get it using the bb code to type censored words there won't be any excuses and no exceptions - all will be penalized. Spam used to be fun, how about you review this thread and reconsider where you are heading to? Annoying spam has no place here.
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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted July 01, 2010 01:40 AM

Do we need a guide?  Maybe Mighty Mage's guide could be fleshed out(or zombified whatever you prefer) and the rest of the thread could be chucked.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted July 01, 2010 01:54 AM

Quote:
Do we need a guide?

I think that a brief look at the vw speaks volumes in my defense. Though we could of course go for extermination.
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Nebdar
Nebdar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
posted February 06, 2013 06:57 PM

This guide isn't complete there is nothing about me an my awesome work i do it here
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On to the Other Side
posted February 06, 2013 08:34 PM

Your post is the guide
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The Lord of Reboots

Part 1 | Part 2.
By Verriker

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted February 06, 2013 09:16 PM

Nebdar I am going to be dead serious now. Stop it. Put some more thought into your posting and just stop spewing posts like crap all over the forum. This is not pleasant to read, it does not entertain and it definitely is not allowed, not in the vw nor anywhere else. If you continue that kind of incessant spamming I will regretfully have to penalize or silence you. Remember, this forum is not your playground and the rest of us do not have to put up with your boredom.
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted February 06, 2013 09:19 PM

But we're already doing that with eveyone else's boredom!
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted February 06, 2013 09:22 PM

In my opinion stupidity would be a better word in place of boredom.
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The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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