That honor would belong to Dingo. He's our main graver digger guy around here...except he doesn't dig the holes before stuff goes in.
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This space for rent.
Let Aculias be the bard in charge!
Let his heart carry on the barge
Old jolly smile and friendly handshake!
BarKeep toss him another break!
Ha! Don't fall off the table and break yer bones!
Keep yer grabbers off them scones!
Take another out and pass it down
Give the bloke what drinks and drowns
That's what we shall sing about
Shovel that grime and swing this gnout!
All work all day and nothin to play
On to the tavern to wash away
A whole day's sweat in a merry way
Pay that Bard!Pay that Bard!
Toss em a shilling and throw it hard!
Drown yer troubles and feed yer girth
Barkeep says to keep that mirth
Let em take my place and go on home
watch that woman she'll have yer bones!
Let me tell you about Aculias meboy
Once he made fun out of my panda toy
I have not forgiven him since
But then he called me to his place to have a glimpse
I didn't believe my eyes at what I saw
His room was full of pigs and straws
We rode the pigs together all night long
But then I said goodbye so long
Aculias begged me to spend the night
But I've ran as fast as I could out of his sight!
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And So Am I
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