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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: You are a God
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted March 12, 2010 11:46 PM

You are a God

Using advanced human technology (sometime in the future), you are able to go to a planet that has a fairly primitive humanoid population and BE A GOD.

Using your technology to perform miracles and influence the people...

What do you do?

in other words, you become a god on another planet with kickart human technology

what do you do on the planet?

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted March 12, 2010 11:55 PM

When people die, the go to a planet identical to the one on which they were on, except the population is that of people who died. Neither of the planets (the life and the afterlife) can make contact, and "planet life" doesn't know about "planet afterlife".

Then the two make contact. And I provoke a war.
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baklava
baklava


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Mostly harmless
posted March 13, 2010 12:04 AM
Edited by baklava at 00:05, 13 Mar 2010.

I dress them up like transvestites and tell them through a giant flying head that vomits guns to go and shoot things while led by Sean Connery

Also
*HEAVY SPOILERS*



the penis is evil
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted March 13, 2010 12:08 AM

I'd harvest their brains.
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted March 13, 2010 07:44 AM

Well I wouldn't do that, but if I did ...

I'd teach pretty much the 'do onto others as you would have them do unto you' philosophy..Most of the rules we have here now (but actually enforce them and get rid of corruption).  Of course now there are some 'evil' things I would do..like try to manipulate the population to where there were like 10 born for every male that was born or something like that .
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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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Cerise Princess
posted March 13, 2010 07:53 AM

Id open a gateway between that planet and Earth, so we can start strip mining the little junlge.

Then I would go hunt for other planets...
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted March 13, 2010 08:00 AM

They would call you Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2010 09:54 AM

Ever played Black and White? That's right, I'm going to pick people up and throw them around the planet.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 13, 2010 10:05 AM

I would demand sacrifices consisting of beer and hot women.
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Carcity
Carcity


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Blind Sage
posted March 13, 2010 10:10 AM

I would make them all my personal slaves and teach half of them to do everything I want, the rest will be trained to train monkeys into doing the same thing as the first half.
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted March 13, 2010 12:44 PM

reading the answers here, I'll make sure none of them become a god
it's for the good of the universe

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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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Cerise Princess
posted March 13, 2010 12:46 PM

Quote:
reading the answers here, I'll make sure none of them become a god
it's for the good of the universe


You can't because that will create a paradox
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted March 13, 2010 12:55 PM
Edited by DagothGares at 12:56, 13 Mar 2010.

I would make it so that it feels really really good to stick certain body parts together and jiggle them around and hardwire your brain to want to do it pretty much 24/7 between the ages of 13 and 70, but if you actually do it without a special permission slip from the church then I am going to light you on fire and that's just in purgatory. If you also didn't spend every sunday reminding me what level-headed and, if I may say so, strikingly handsome fellow I am, then I am also going to staple your every orifice shut and feed you to a wolf.

Seriously, Dante's God is the BEST God. All I can hope for is the be almost as good.
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ohforfsake
ohforfsake


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Initiate
posted March 13, 2010 01:05 PM

Quote:
Using advanced human technology (sometime in the future)


What are the limits of this technology and how rich on ressources are the planet in the first place? If there aren't much ressources, I suppose it'd be hard to use any technology, without getting ressources from outside the planet.
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2010 01:07 PM

Nothing.
I'd leave them alone.

They're good as they are. Why would I go there playing god?
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2010 01:20 PM

Says the man who starts posting dancing anime girls out of boredom.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted March 13, 2010 02:05 PM

Probably tell all the demi-deities that they're fired.
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2010 02:12 PM

Those dancing anime girls are three times the fun HC is.

But I would much more like to play god on this pplanet than some else.
I'd mess things up so bad here.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 13, 2010 02:18 PM

I have my doubts that you can make it much worse than it already is.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted March 13, 2010 02:23 PM

This world is a hell!
Dante used all kinds of phenomena on this earth to illustrate hell, but when he got to describe heaven, he was at a loss for words!
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