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Milena
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posted January 31, 2002 09:43 PM |
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I agree with you, Wesley
As I read this GRAND BH I wonder if anything has changed to the world the last 3-4 milenia.
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DragoTheWise
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posted February 01, 2002 03:55 AM |
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I love the map that that 1 guy showed it is totally to the point and so true and for the list of rules..........right on
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Aculias
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posted February 01, 2002 06:08 AM |
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Wow...
Looking at all those stories..
It makes me wonder if i'm the only males who likes girls more then guys...
sorry..
I think you miss the point.
It's not that we hate them we are different & I know for a fact that women really hate some of the typical male stuff we do.
I mean it's only a thread & I am only saying what the thread is about & actually I am fond of what women do, & have a great understanding about them, but darn I cant figure them out lol.
Dont misunderstand what we post here, no one is perfect.
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dragonsister
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posted February 01, 2002 06:09 AM |
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When it comes to taking time shopping ...
For many men, shopping is a chore. For many women, shopping is an enjoyable activity in its own right. Mostly window shopping, at least for the women of my acquaintance - looking at things, discussing them with friends, assessing fit, colour, style, etc. I tend to run a mental list of things I want or need - do a bit of research; go back later and actually *buy* the relevant items after thinking about it. It *isn't* impulse buying; if the thing isn't on my list, it doesn't get bought. Most other women I know also practice 'research' rather than 'impulse' buying.
I admit that there have been times when I've gone and spent money as a 'cheer myself up' tactic - however, I maintain that the things I purchased were already on the 'to buy sometime in the next month' list and therefore OK! :-)
But I know I'm an unusual creature. That 'to buy' list can't be all that common - or perhaps mine is rather shorter than usual; at any rate, I'm living on a Student income (scholarship) and my bank balance gradually climbs from month to month ... my partner's attitude to expenditure is similar, and *he's* on a dot-com pay-scale! This has led to our current project; moving a house from the 'to buy' list to the 'assets to insure' list. :-)
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 01, 2002 06:30 PM |
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big subject we opened here...
and because I don't want to be responsible for WW3, i'll just comment on the "rules" I agree with (the rest is just BS if you ask me)
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.
...true, if you want the right answer, ask the right question
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
...true again... but is it actually? 
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
...usually true... a girl/woman has to have EXTREMELY bad taste to look bad
1. Crying is blackmail.
...I wonder why it works most of the time :|
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
...as mentioned further down, we are not mindreaders
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
...there isn't always a cause for our actions nor a "hidden meaning" in what we say...
1. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
...true, but sometimes our egos just can't take it 
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
...see below
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
...nuff said
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
...see above
just my two (sexist) cents
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Milena
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posted February 01, 2002 06:39 PM |
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LMAO
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1. Crying is blackmail.
...I wonder why it works most of the time :|
*crying* Lith, buy me a car... Lith, buy me a cake. Lith... *cries*
*rofl*
We girls want stuff but first of all we need affection. Well, I can say it that stright. I like it when my body is pleased too but if it was for the sex and serving the males, as it is in that first post, I'd go to a public house. I'd even get paid there. I love my man because he's my ultimate mind reader and because only 2-3 rules apply to him. And because I'm good to him too. ;-)
Right, dear?
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Aculias
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posted February 01, 2002 11:45 PM |
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Wow...
Looking at all those stories..
It makes me wonder if i'm the only males who likes girls more then guys...
sorry..
I think you miss the point.
It's not that we hate them we are different & I know for a fact that women really hate some of the typical male stuff we do.
I mean it's only a thread & I am only saying what the thread is about & actually I am fond of what women do, & have a great understanding about them, but darn I cant figure them out lol.
Dont misunderstand what we post here, no one is perfect.
Most females have some reasons..
Like why MANY males always fart and bark even in public(if it's called that way. It's when you have drank some cola or beer or stuff)
And why they always want the best car.
Give many money on beer
and why they only watching sport instead of them...
Those reasons are more acceptable then going to shop.What's wrong with that?
If they didn't what would the world be?
If women were just as males the world would end soon enough....
I like girls, and all things they do don't bother me at all.
They are girls.. Not guys remember.. if you don't like things they do.. Just get a guy or something
Still missing the point, oh well when you get older you will understand how typical both males & females can be.
Which is not bad.
when you say we should go for guys then.
Sheesh dont pick on us like it's 100% our faults.
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Aculias
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posted February 01, 2002 11:48 PM |
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yes we know
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The_Prophet
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posted February 02, 2002 06:24 AM |
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Hmm I find some of this dialogue extremely confusing, but you are right about how if women all became men the world would end soon enough- probably more right than you realized.
No women=no children=end of world
So pay my shopping bill
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Aculias
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posted February 02, 2002 07:26 AM |
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Your all ganging up on the men jeesh lol, so does that mean we can use the reverse psychology on women since it seems were 100% bad & your 100% good?
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Wesley
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posted February 02, 2002 11:30 AM |
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Ghehe
We girls are so much better 
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Aculias
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posted February 02, 2002 12:25 PM |
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We girls are so much better
I guess I can see that just by the way you are typical.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 11, 2002 03:54 AM |
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Wow...
Looking at all those stories..
It makes me wonder if i'm the only males who likes girls more then guys...
sorry..
I think you miss the point.
It's not that we hate them we are different & I know for a fact that women really hate some of the typical male stuff we do.
I mean it's only a thread & I am only saying what the thread is about & actually I am fond of what women do, & have a great understanding about them, but darn I cant figure them out lol.
Dont misunderstand what we post here, no one is perfect.
Most females have some reasons..
Like why MANY males always fart and bark even in public(if it's called that way. It's when you have drank some cola or beer or stuff)
And why they always want the best car.
Give many money on beer
and why they only watching sport instead of them...
Those reasons are more acceptable then going to shop.What's wrong with that?
If they didn't what would the world be?
If women were just as males the world would end soon enough....
I like girls, and all things they do don't bother me at all.
They are girls.. Not guys remember.. if you don't like things they do.. Just get a guy or something
Still missing the point, oh well when you get older you will understand how typical both males & females can be.
Which is not bad.
when you say we should go for guys then.
Sheesh dont pick on us like it's 100% our faults.
I just wanted to see all of those quotes of quotes. It looks funny
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Aculias
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posted February 11, 2002 07:52 AM |
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Wow...
Looking at all those stories..
It makes me wonder if i'm the only males who likes girls more then guys...
sorry..
I think you miss the point.
It's not that we hate them we are different & I know for a fact that women really hate some of the typical male stuff we do.
I mean it's only a thread & I am only saying what the thread is about & actually I am fond of what women do, & have a great understanding about them, but darn I cant figure them out lol.
Dont misunderstand what we post here, no one is perfect.
Most females have some reasons..
Like why MANY males always fart and bark even in public(if it's called that way. It's when you have drank some cola or beer or stuff)
And why they always want the best car.
Give many money on beer
and why they only watching sport instead of them...
Those reasons are more acceptable then going to shop.What's wrong with that?
If they didn't what would the world be?
If women were just as males the world would end soon enough....
I like girls, and all things they do don't bother me at all.
They are girls.. Not guys remember.. if you don't like things they do.. Just get a guy or something
Still missing the point, oh well when you get older you will understand how typical both males & females can be.
Which is not bad.
when you say we should go for guys then.
Sheesh dont pick on us like it's 100% our faults.
I just wanted to see all of those quotes of quotes. It looks funny
Yea does kind of look cool lol.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 11, 2002 07:57 AM |
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will you two stop this?
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malkia
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posted February 11, 2002 09:22 AM |
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so who's laughing now?
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Aculias
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posted February 17, 2002 10:11 AM |
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Ok here's another thing that women do
When the guy is working, the women always seem to call everyday & ask funny questions like, "what you doing"
when are you coming home"
bring in personal matters when we are working.
Driving home from work & they ask can you get this & that & this when we ask ourself, "why cant you get it jeesh"
Trying to work & they call when you coming home,
jeesh like how am I supposed to know especially when you work at a job that you dont get paid by the hrs.
well that just another one
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 17, 2002 03:57 PM |
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Wow...
Looking at all those stories..
It makes me wonder if i'm the only males who likes girls more then guys...
sorry..
I think you miss the point.
It's not that we hate them we are different & I know for a fact that women really hate some of the typical male stuff we do.
I mean it's only a thread & I am only saying what the thread is about & actually I am fond of what women do, & have a great understanding about them, but darn I cant figure them out lol.
Dont misunderstand what we post here, no one is perfect.
Most females have some reasons..
Like why MANY males always fart and bark even in public(if it's called that way. It's when you have drank some cola or beer or stuff)
And why they always want the best car.
Give many money on beer
and why they only watching sport instead of them...
Those reasons are more acceptable then going to shop.What's wrong with that?
If they didn't what would the world be?
If women were just as males the world would end soon enough....
I like girls, and all things they do don't bother me at all.
They are girls.. Not guys remember.. if you don't like things they do.. Just get a guy or something
Still missing the point, oh well when you get older you will understand how typical both males & females can be.
Which is not bad.
when you say we should go for guys then.
Sheesh dont pick on us like it's 100% our faults.
I just wanted to see all of those quotes of quotes. It looks funny
Yea does kind of look cool lol.
I just don't want to.
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Cat
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posted February 17, 2002 05:32 PM |
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Well my dear, I guess it's time I replied to this point to point for you..
Please note...these are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
R- Fine. But next time you ask 'is it small?' I'll say yes
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
R- I'm not touching THAT! There's GERMS on it!
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
R- Not a problem
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
R- Then I hope they are also not an occasion when you expect to get lucky!
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.
R- I never do
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
R- Now come ON- how could younot think about ME?
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
R- If you'll dicuss my submrine theory, I'm game
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
R- Sunday=shopping. So THAT's ok.
1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
R- You areright, it is not a sport. It is a girly bondin excercise, to which you are NOT invited
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
R- Okay then. Wellies and trench coat it is then
1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
R- You say that like it's a bad thing. If you get to drink, I get to buy shoes.
1. Crying is blackmail.
R- Yes, and it works every single time
1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
R- I agree.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
R- I'd like a 24carat diamond ring, a puppy, ome manilo blahniks, a car, a kitten.. etc
1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
R- Ok.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?
R- I dunno, men usually seem quite good at that(the anwer is usually knee high boots btw)
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
R- Except for 'how do you want me?' or 'what would you like for dinner?'
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
R- And?
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
R- It could be caused by noxious fumes from your aftershave..
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
R- Okay then, that limits me to British films, dosn't it?
1. Check your oil. Please.
R- It's in your hair
1. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
R- I don't want to be kept uptill the small hours listening to the 'whats wrong with the way I do it' speech
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.
R- Not if you spend my birthday constructing a desk they aren't
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
R- But I always dress like a vicoria's secrets girl
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
R- But then I don't get to punch you
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
R-Then I can ogle too, yeah?
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
R- It's more fun to stop just when said genie is about to make an appearance... and apparentl very painfull for the genie...
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
R- Fine. You are now obselete in my sex life
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
R- 'I want THAT!'
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
R- Believe me, you soooo do!
1. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
R- How about a burka?
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends - like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
R- Well, they get bought things...
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
R- Now might be a good time to abandon that interior design course then..
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
R- Hmmm
1. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet, attic, basement or worse, the garbage.
R- It's better than the floor.. and I need room for all my SHOES...
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
R- Uri Gellar is, what's your excuse?
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
R- I'll CRY
1. What the hell is a doily?
R- A servette that's been eaten by mice
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Wesley
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posted February 17, 2002 08:58 PM |
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WHahhahahhahaha!
Way to go CAT!
I always knew girls were SO much smarter then guys......
Who that really did sound gay!
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