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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 15, 2012 10:33 AM |
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I actually can't believe that people just stepped over my sexual innuendo without even a moment to consider, this place is so dead to me.
In here we DRINK beer, not swill it down as if we were trying to put out a bloody fire. 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted October 15, 2012 05:55 PM |
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And... What are we supposed to say about it? I do not consider homosexuals extra-terrastial beings.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 15, 2012 07:22 PM |
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I hope to god that that's not a response to me.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted October 15, 2012 08:18 PM |
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Now I feel stupid...
Where did I make a mistake? Or I didn't understand something?
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 15, 2012 08:51 PM |
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Your post is off by a few thousand miles, nice effort though. 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted October 15, 2012 09:17 PM |
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One gigantic
*WHEW!*
I thought I posted some really extreme nonesense and I even thought of leaving HC. But I always make dramas and imagine the worst. 
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted October 19, 2012 07:36 PM |
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One friday evening beer to me,please!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 19, 2012 09:55 PM |
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One beer coming up!
took you long enough to order
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 11:11 AM |
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I need a drink the stronger the better.
I also need a punch bag with a picture of a certain someone's face on it 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 21, 2012 11:14 AM |
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Please don't tell me that it Acu... PLEASE! 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 04:41 PM |
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No Noob it's not Acu we are good.
It's someone from his past that decided to message him after almost destroying him years ago and making him feel crap about himself. I don't know why she felt the need after all these years to contact him to "apologise" she should just stay away.
Yes she comes on here and the older members will know her.I hope she reads this and knows her plan to cause trouble between us never worked we are way to strong and he has no feelings for her like that anymore. She even posted a picture of herself all dressed up with make up on trying to look seductive. To sum her up in one word "pathetic" as she suppose to be happy with her new husband lol.
Now enough talking Noob if you are looking after Acu and my bar please get me a drink 
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 21, 2012 04:55 PM |
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Oh wow, that is low 
Noob, make mine a double Soco please.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 04:58 PM |
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Ok I think Noob has fallen asleep so time to help ourselves.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 21, 2012 05:00 PM |
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That sentence is music to my ears. Crack open a few bottles of bubbly, there's a good girl.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 05:01 PM |
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Here we go and only the best stuff 
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 21, 2012 05:04 PM |
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Just a friendly word of warning though, under no circumstances ever eat the bar snacks. These boys aren't known for washing their hands after a trip to the bathroom, you know.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 05:06 PM |
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Thanks for the warning.
*looks behind the bar and finds sealed packs*
It's lovely and quiet in here without the guys. Don't tell me they are actually behaving for once as I haven't been here for a while.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 21, 2012 05:09 PM |
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Nah, they are just passed out in the parking lot from last nights booze fuelled penis measuring contest. I won't say who won.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
Famous Hero
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posted October 21, 2012 05:11 PM |
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Will they never learn lol.
How's the bubbly?
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 21, 2012 05:15 PM |
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Bubbly is good. Which is weird considering I don't normally like the old shampoo stuff.
*checks label .... a hideous shiny gold and purple sticker with 'Acu's Vintage 2014' hastily scribbled in permanent marker*
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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