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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: 15 Laws For Women To Live By
Thread: 15 Laws For Women To Live By
ShadowLord
ShadowLord


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posted February 17, 2002 09:46 PM

15 Laws For Women To Live By

15 Laws For Women To Live By

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.


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Cat
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posted February 17, 2002 09:50 PM

Lol!!

I don't think you should encourage me....
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Wesley
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posted February 17, 2002 09:55 PM

Quote:
15 Laws For Women To Live By


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.





LOL! Guess NOT!
I'm sertenly not like other guys. Hmmm Duh
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 17, 2002 09:56 PM

I don't like this

can you please stop making such threads? ...maybe it is just me but I see people taking sides (sometimes not the ones they normally would -isn't that right Tiffany?) and soon we will have a full scale war... even toHers managed to control themselves... how about doing the same?
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Uncle_Alan
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posted February 17, 2002 09:59 PM

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Hey, I'm a batchelor, and I make women miserable all the time! Especially my sister!
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Wesley
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posted February 17, 2002 10:08 PM

Hmmm

I would take the side from females all the time...
MALES need FEMALES
I love females. I don't LOVE males
Even if I were born girl I would become lesbian However. Maybe..
O nevermind..

Maybe I sound gay. But I don't like males in both ways. Not in the sexual and not in the other way aswel.....

Females all the way!
And why all males complain about females? We need them they are greath, they are pretty and they are smarter.(just look at shae and Djive) Shae=girl and the only one with that many stars. Djive is following her. Hmmm girls are a way more funny aswel! Just look at cat!




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Cat
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posted February 17, 2002 10:14 PM

You can all look at Cat dressed as a bunny girl in a supermarket magazine soon!  I'll post a copy of the pic in the tavern when it comes out!

And guys take note- girls LOVE Wesley (and also Tiffany who is equally gorgeous)!!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 17, 2002 10:16 PM

heh... maybe you could post it in the RL photos thread...

btw: I agree with Wes (and Tif) in most things... I just don't want to ee HC turn into a battleground...
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Cat
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posted February 17, 2002 10:30 PM

Yes.. That and my drunk charlies angels photo should be lovely!! Ok, that's girls Vs boys over with then... wot next I wonder!
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RMS
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posted February 18, 2002 03:58 AM

...can't we all just get along now?
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Aculias
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posted February 18, 2002 06:51 AM

Would'nt this world be pure boring if every0one is the same.
I tell everyone once & again everyone is different & guys know how to treat women, not all but most.
I can tell you stories of many situations & how cruel a woman can be.

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ShadowLord
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posted February 18, 2002 06:54 AM

Most of those quotes are ironic! They might be nasty to hear but I didn't write those my own. Got it from a site!

If you don't like it... I'll delete it... lemme know!
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Aculias
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posted February 18, 2002 09:30 AM

Everyone has differoent opinions, but perhaps speak how you feel but not what sites say.
Listen to what others say but only take it ibn perspective & use your own experience & then speak how you feel & people will respect that yes no

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