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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: How To Gain And Lose QP's In Seven Easy Steps
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 18, 2002 09:30 AM

How To Gain And Lose QP's In Seven Easy Steps

The question of QP's has been raised more than once.  Some people want to gain more, some people want to have less.  Here is Cat's definitive guide to gaining and losing QP's.

Gain:
1) Camp on a moderator's lawn
2) Kidnapp a moderator's wife (harder than it looks as I know for a fact both melissa and romana could probably beat me up!)
3) Become devestatingly original
4) Become devestatingly un-original
5) Offer to strip
6) Offer not to strip
7) If all else fails, beg (ie 'Pleeeaaasssse RMS!!)

Lose:
1) Camp on a moderators lawn
2) Swear
3) Call Valiery one of 5 different rude names
4) Kidnapp a moderator's wife
5) Spam incesently
6) Call a moderator one of 5 different rude names
7) If all else fails ask Wes/Incubus for top tips!

Ha ha ha! Enjoy
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Uncle_Alan
Uncle_Alan

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Red or Dead
posted February 18, 2002 12:27 PM

WTF are QP's?  
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 18, 2002 12:34 PM

QP's are Quality Points- you get them if your post is one of the top two percent of posts.  So, not that easy!!
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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted February 18, 2002 01:07 PM

...um...er, ok...are you sure that they're sure fire...and btw, don't even think about trying to kidnap my wife. I'll more or les kill you if I can...
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 18, 2002 04:30 PM

Well, I haven't acctually tried them myself... but I'm sure someone will!!  I'm aiming to be a supreme hero and nothing else-  unusual (and it means you can be lazier, too!)

LOL!

But if anybody wants to have a go... do let me know the results! (PS if anyody gets arrested for the camping or the wife-stealing I never suggested it, ok?
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


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Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 18, 2002 06:07 PM

Woah Cat! That's hilarious! Let's see if somebody follows it!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 18, 2002 07:44 PM

Hmm... AFAIK RMS is too young to have a wife. Besides, h claims to be the second ugliest (after me ) person on HC, so I doubt any girl would want him if his words are true .
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 18, 2002 09:54 PM
Edited By: Cat on 18 Feb 2002

Hmm, who would follow a ker-ray-zee plan like that...? Applicant's apply here!!

EDIT: I would also like Wes's tips- although I don't think I'd be brave enuff to follow them!!
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
posted June 12, 2002 01:12 AM

This is devestatingly unoriginal. Where is the QP?
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 12, 2002 02:51 AM

Well you forgot # 8 Cat females never lose points I mean look at malkia she is rude as heck always posting some crap & you give her a star but dont take one LOL
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted June 12, 2002 09:53 AM

Ah, a nice old thread from my young tosser days.. lmao..

(was anybody ever stupid enough to follow those?)

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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 12, 2002 10:21 AM

Plus # 9 to get a star if you can sing

ohh for that chooocolatey coaated Icecreeaam,tooo biig too fitt onn a stiiick, woohh whaaat wouuld youu dooowooooo for a Klondiiike baaar.

or you can change a word like for gold fish crackers LOL

Oh here's a jingle foor goold fiish anooother Jiingle foor goold fiish, Ohhh how i like too swimm aroound wiith theem I biite thiiier liiittle heeads oofff.

See thats how you get Mods to give you quality points even if it's worst then a quality point

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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted June 12, 2002 06:41 PM

They're mine I tell you! Mine! All mine!! You'll never get them! Muhahahahaha!!!
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HALT
HALT


Known Hero
Knight of Justice
posted June 12, 2002 10:20 PM

did anyone tryed allredy?

Damn. Check out security around the mods wives.
Here look Melisa_X has a couple of titans walking behind her all the time + a cerberus. Damn I couldn’t even come close. And this titans can see everything around from the above. One of the cerberus heads always looks behind

Romana has a couple Archangels as bodyguards. Heh one of them always in the sky flying around checking out everyone who come close. Second always next to her. And I think Hexa has about 5 fire elementals watching over her. So no luck here too.

RMSs' wife. Damn did any one see the castle they live at? Its fully build up has three towers with storm elementals. And I think that they building another one. I didn’t get a chance to look closer. They start shooting at me so I had to run. And I think she has three phoenixes next to her all the time.

I have not tried any one ales but I’m sure they all have top level security.

Sheesh





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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted June 13, 2002 06:38 AM

Quote:
Damn. Check out security around the mods wives.
Here look Melisa_X has a couple of titans walking behind her all the time + a cerberus. Damn I couldn’t even come close. And this titans can see everything around from the above. One of the cerberus heads always looks behind

Romana has a couple Archangels as bodyguards. Heh one of them always in the sky flying around checking out everyone who come close. Second always next to her. And I think Hexa has about 5 fire elementals watching over her. So no luck here too.

RMSs' wife. Damn did any one see the castle they live at? Its fully build up has three towers with storm elementals. And I think that they building another one. I didn’t get a chance to look closer. They start shooting at me so I had to run. And I think she has three phoenixes next to her all the time.

I have not tried any one ales but I’m sure they all have top level security.

Sheesh







Quite stupid, but quite original. He desevres a QP, because he's done one of the 7 steps.
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phYscHo
phYscHo


Known Hero
[This space For Rent]
posted June 13, 2002 07:15 AM

whats that thing in your signature, it sure dont deserve a qp! BUT i think every1 deserves a qp for being cool people that post on this sweetass board(no pun intended)
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted June 13, 2002 07:36 AM

I'd like to rent you space pyscho.

I want it to say:

RedSoxFan3's Space
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted June 16, 2002 10:05 PM

Okay, let me try this.

Pleeeease RMS.  I want another Red star.  I've been posting in HC for...a long time (can't count that high).  Pweeeeeeease with suger on top?
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted June 16, 2002 10:14 PM

...I've already given you your two current ones but two weeks ago. Try knocking on someone elses's door
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morcoz
morcoz


Adventuring Hero
posted June 16, 2002 10:14 PM

RMS
Give me an QP or i will e-mail u 10000 times a day until u do...


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