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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted August 02, 2011 12:04 PM
Edited by Smithey at 12:05, 02 Aug 2011.

Hate list....

Whats this one all about ?

Simple rules, your post must contain 5 things you hate.... should you choose to make another one, add five more things.... Think you can handle that ?

I hate....

1. When in my NY super fudge ice cream there arent enough white chocolate chunks

2. When some idiot keeps calling my cell phone while I'm sleeping but I'm too lazy to get up to turn it off

3. When a girl suggests a threesome even though she has 2 hot girlfriends and she claerly knows i prefer foursomes

4. When dogs start humping my leg even though its a perfectly normal looking man leg that shares no resemblance whatsoever to a female dog

5. When you jump on your bed but miss the pillow and instead go head to head with a wall because all the vomiting afterwards is such a waste of good food.....


Hate list on... ready start go....

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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted August 02, 2011 12:20 PM

I hate...

1.Activision for being such dicks

2.EA for being such terribad publishers

3.Cold coffee...just no

4.When noobs invade minecraft and tf2 servers

5.When people stare at my left arm in the public, yes, that is a MLP armband now go away

Quote:
3. When a girl suggests a threesome even though she has 2 hot girlfriends and she claerly knows i prefer foursomes



Also that.
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 02, 2011 12:32 PM

I hate ...

1.  Breaking a nail (yes I am that girlie).  Then I have to file all of them and I hate that.  I like my long nails, great for scratching things.

2.  Guys who only stare at your cleavage/boobs when talking to you.  Its bad enough when this happens, but dreadful if its your boss.

3.  The engaged tone.  I literally go mental.

4.  Guys who hate female drivers, especially if she has a nicer car than he does.  What the hell is wrong with you men!!!!  Honestly the redneck drivers out here all believe its Driving Miss Daisy and any woman mad enough to drive a big car or even any car gets shouted at.

5.  When my computer decides to lag or display the blue screen of death just as I am fighting for my life in game!!!  
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted August 02, 2011 12:48 PM

I hate...

1. When Meroe drives her car while I have to use rollerblades to get to work and Im a far better driver with no more than 34 dead cats, three older dudes, 17 squirrels, one deer and 3 pigeons on my driving body count....

2. When babies kick me in my nuts, but I write them down in my little book, when they turn 10 I strike back stupid babies, F*ing with me

3. When i go see a doctor and he makes a dumb surprised face, takes out a huge book and says I need to look it up for a sec

4. When I tell a joke and everybody is looking at me all weird as if it's my fault that they are too dumb for quality humor

5. When a list must be made of 5 things, F* you thread starter, if I have four or six things then I will write down four or six things, you are not the boss of me... F*ing snows and their thread rules... hate those too

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War-overlord
War-overlord


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted August 02, 2011 02:32 PM

1. Having to do other people's work, because they were too lazy to do it themselves and whatever it is they left hinders me in doing my own job.

2. People telling me to smile . Especially in that 'it costs just as much/ it's free' tone. It's not true, frowning costs less energy and involves fewer muscles than smiling does. And accept the fact that not everyone is exceedingly happy all the time.

3. A near miss. In anything, except traffic. Then near misses are good.

4. Sunlight. It stings my eyes and causes me headaches, unless I'm wearing polarized sunglasses.

5. People who think themselves above the first-come-first-served rule. Entitled B@st@rds.
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Smithey
Smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted August 02, 2011 03:06 PM


1. When girls, have to cuddle while sleeping, get off me please, I too deserve to sleep, go lie on your right side and let me sleep on a belly like a normal dude does

2. When our girlfriends read what we post on internet forums, because I will spend the night on couch if that happens, and I hate the bloody couch and waking up with an action figure poking at my privates

3. When old dudes drive cars, they are always so damn slow and they always drive on both lanes... and I will hate young dudes who hate old dudes because when I get old I will drive just like that

4. When hippies talk about peace love and all that rubbish while smoking weed, five minutes ago I was peaceful but now I feel like kicking your ass you weird hippie !

5. When a girl says no, actually meaning yes, hoping that I will take her no as a yes, but not overdoing what she wanted me to do from the beginning but couldnt use the simple way of asking for it.... Confused ? So are we

6. When guys are gossiping like a bunch of 50 yr old book club middle aged women that blizz likes so much

7. When politicians make no sense and answer questions about state security by saying stuff like... "I like cats" What kind of a president cant learn to pronounce the word "Nuclear" ?

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 02, 2011 03:28 PM

Excessively negative people.  
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You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted August 02, 2011 03:29 PM

Lawyers.
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 02, 2011 03:29 PM

You and me both, Corribus.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 02, 2011 03:35 PM

Five!!  You're supposed to list five things guys!!!  Get with the program!!  
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 02, 2011 03:35 PM

Omega hates himself O.o
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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War-overlord
War-overlord


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted August 02, 2011 03:49 PM

Well, that does count as 5 things.
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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted August 02, 2011 04:02 PM

- Overly wide car doors
- Saucer-sized nipples
- Inspirational pep talks
- Small pieces of food debris, visible yet unreachable in the cracks of a keyboard
- Dust on shiny black glass
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 02, 2011 04:05 PM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 17:26, 02 Aug 2011.

Ok, Meroe.  You know, it's a sad day when people encourage me to be negative.  It's the opposite of what most people tell me to be.


1)  People who wear pajama pants out in public.



It is completely unacceptable.  You look like lazy slobs.  There is zero demand to see anybody in pajama pants out of their home.  Furthermore, DON'T WEAR PAJAMA PANTS TO COURT, YOU !@#$%^& MORONS!!!

2)  The stop lights at 10th and Ludington and the I-75 122 exit.  No matter what, they are red.  They turn red just to mock me.  There is no other explanation for it.  

3)  Politicians.  
All of them.  Democrats and Republicans.  Bunch of twits who pretend to give a damn about any of us to get reelected.  

4)  People who don't appreciate consequences.
Don't want a kid with some scum bag?  Don't have unprotected sex (or sex at all) with that person.  Want people to take you seriously?  Don't get a ton of piercings and tattoos.

5)  Professional athletes.  
Probably the biggest bunch of overpaid idiots (aside from politicans) out there today.  My favorite example is Minnesota Viking's star running back Adrian Peterson, who claimed that the deal the NFL is trying to get its players to agree to in the ongoing collective bargaining saga was akin to “modern-day slavery.”  That's right.  Someone who gets paid millions of dollars for running a football down a field, believes he is a modern-day slave.  



Wow.  What a tough life this guy has.  


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You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted August 02, 2011 04:07 PM

Quote:
]1)  People who wear pajama pants out in public.



Uh oh I'm guilty.  
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted August 02, 2011 04:47 PM

Now OD, doesn't that just feel better.  

But I must ask, I can't help it.  Someone actually wore pyjama's to court??  Seriously?  And was it Blizz?
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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bLiZzArdbOY
bLiZzArdbOY


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted August 02, 2011 04:49 PM
Edited by bLiZzArdbOY at 16:51, 02 Aug 2011.

Now why would I be going to court? Am I anything other than an exemplar of righteous jurisprudence? I've only been summoned to court once, and that was for potential jury duty.

Wearing pajamas while shopping is a beautiful thing. He that wears pajamas in public is at peace with himself. OD must not only overcome his hatred; he must embrace his suppressed yearning to wear pajamas in public.
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 02, 2011 04:56 PM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 17:25, 02 Aug 2011.

Quote:
Now OD, doesn't that just feel better.  

But I must ask, I can't help it.  Someone actually wore pyjama's to court??  Seriously?  And was it Blizz?


You don't really know me very well, Meroe.  I'm not one to keep to myself the things I hate.  I would say I hate far more at a given time than I like.  That's why I'm a good lawyer.

As to the pajama pants question, yes.  They do.  I saw a 16/17-year-old girl get sentenced the other day and she was wearing pajama shorts to court, along with a hoodie.  People have no respect for the judicial system.

As to wearing them in public, it gives the impression that you just don't give a damn about personal appearance.  If you don't care about yourself, why should I care about you or your problems?  (Not you specifically, Blizzard.  Adrius on the other hand...)
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Wrath and raving I will not stop
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Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted August 02, 2011 05:10 PM

I do agree with "professional athletes" point...

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 02, 2011 05:15 PM

Several years ago I had to register in WoG chinese forums. This year they got hacked and I receive daily about 30 spam mails-unknown characters-. THIS I hate the most.
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