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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Moron's Quiz
Thread: Moron's Quiz
RMS
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posted March 24, 2002 07:58 PM
Edited By: RMS on 24 Mar 2002

Moron's Quiz

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the
ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?




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Answers:

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?

Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

One (1). You can only be born once.

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six (6).

Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister?

No. He must be dead if it is his widow.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?

Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?

Two (2). You take two apples. Therefore, you have two apples.

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half and hour. How long will the pills last?

One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only an hour has passed.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?

Nine (9). like I said, all but nine die.

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses had an ark?

None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

Meat...pretty self-explanatory.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? Twelve...it's a dozen.

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

George W Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.


How did you do?

13 correct...GENIUS...you are good!
10-12 correct...ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head
7-9 correct...AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct...SLOW...pay attention to the question
1-3 correct...IDIOT...what else can I say
0 correct...CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!


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Dorf
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posted March 24, 2002 08:09 PM

ohuh, im so stupid D:

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Lord_Woock
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posted March 24, 2002 08:14 PM

At least your avatar fits well with your mind lol.

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Hexa
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posted March 24, 2002 09:22 PM

LMAO at these Q's!@
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Fantusta
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posted March 25, 2002 03:12 AM

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

Yes, it's just not a holiday.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

You're only born once!

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

All of them have at least 28 days!

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

6! 3+3!

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister.

If you're into the whole necrophiliac thing...

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?

70.

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?

you took two, foo!

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

An hour from when you got them, you don't got them anymore.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?

9 of them did not die.


10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the
ark?

None -- twas Noah!

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

meat.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12, same as every other dozen.

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

Still The President.

I swear I did all that without looking at the answers -- I've seen most of these quetsions before, and I have a good mind in that sense anyway.
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Fantusta
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who wishes he was high
posted March 25, 2002 03:14 AM

So I'm Above Average.  Hoorah.  I guess I just didn't understand the last one.  Oh well, I'll take my 12 .
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Dorf
Dorf

Tavern Dweller
posted March 25, 2002 06:53 PM

I don't get the "How many outs are there in an inning?" question..

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Romana
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Thx :D
posted August 09, 2002 04:02 PM

Found this  LOOL

Love to see Dear-morons reply to this..LOL
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2XtremeToTake
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posted August 09, 2002 04:38 PM

he would be a 0
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posted August 10, 2002 06:19 AM
Edited By: Aculias on 10 Aug 2002

Quote:
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the
ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?




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Answers:

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?

Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

One (1). You can only be born once.

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six (6).

Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister?

No. He must be dead if it is his widow.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What
do you get?

Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are
you left with?

Two (2). You take two apples. Therefore, you have two apples.

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half and hour. How long will the pills last?

One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only an hour has passed.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?

Nine (9). like I said, all but nine die.

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses had an ark?

None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

Meat...pretty self-explanatory.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? Twelve...it's a dozen.

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

George W Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.


How did you do?

13 correct...GENIUS...you are good!
10-12 correct...ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head
7-9 correct...AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct...SLOW...pay attention to the question
1-3 correct...IDIOT...what else can I say

0 correct...CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!




2)How many birthdays mean basically how old you are.
You celebrate every yr since you were born called your birthday

4)an inning means when a team comes to bat so it really is 3 but i see your point

6)You said deviding so half of 30 is 15 & + 10 so answer is 25.
If you  would not of said devided then you would of been correct.

9)you said 17 sheeps are here but 9 die, how many are left.
So basically you are asking how many are still alive which is 8
10) 1960 our 34th president was Eisenhower & he was pretty tough lol
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posted August 12, 2002 05:06 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 12 Aug 2002

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
Who the hell is the average man?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
Every month has 28 days. Months don't just come once and then 12 completely different months come the next year. It's much more than 12.

4. How many outs are there in an inning?
This depends on how many times the umpires botch the calls.

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister.
Technically, I know a person who was clinically dead, but was revived on an ambulance. If this person was married, then he would have a wife who was also his widow, therefore he could divorce his wife and marry her sister.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
70

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
I'm left with one because I already ate one of them.

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
It depends on whether I decide to follow his directions.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
There are still 17 sheep. It's just that 8 of them happen to be dead. They didn't suddenly become cows once they died.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
2 cent stamps? What country are you from? All I know is that I am from the US.

13. What was the President's name in 1960?
You need to tell us which president. If you are refering to George W. Bush, then his name was druggy.
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